三月二十二日 星期一 二零二一 陰123Please respect copyright.PENANAdqAvFQpN2C
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晚上協力,我們聊到鮭魚之亂。123Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3u9i5Yg9P
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我:今天看報紙看到你們那邊的鮭魚之亂XD123Please respect copyright.PENANATWrD8Ggw0Z
平:鮭魚大受歡迎123Please respect copyright.PENANAe2oLZDJFAD
20:可有些人的名字改不回來123Please respect copyright.PENANAH8qNFjfuvc
我:改不回來?123Please respect copyright.PENANAtEejlM2i91
20:因為我們一生只能改3次名字,有些人不知道小時候已被父母改名2次了,所以這次改成鮭魚後就改不回來123Please respect copyright.PENANAys2iSt3fXn
貓:我那麼愛吃鮭魚,都沒要改名做流浪鮭魚123Please respect copyright.PENANAl2jwwLTta2
我:流浪鮭魚XD123Please respect copyright.PENANAGG7qmQGneO
20:也不是完全沒辦法改,但很難。要直系親人同名,或同縣的有人同名,就可以改第4次123Please respect copyright.PENANA1K0vVioP5v
我:報紙說有300人改名叫鮭魚,該很容易同縣同名啊123Please respect copyright.PENANAd8Ewbpo7dD
20:難,因為他們都改得很怪。例如有人叫鮭魚與周公逆流而上= ="123Please respect copyright.PENANAKBH4Ojmg4y
我:XD123Please respect copyright.PENANA4GsNSnpHf5
貓:反正最多可以50字……123Please respect copyright.PENANAZxA0rO84w2
20:有人叫宇智波鮭魚……123Please respect copyright.PENANAnQGftyYdqz
我:XD123Please respect copyright.PENANAspvuTBJuTb
20:所以要改第4次,相信要他爸爸也改名叫鮭魚,他才能改123Please respect copyright.PENANAoTIKKsYQO8
我:那麼煩啊,可能他生個孩子叫鮭魚,再一起改更快123Please respect copyright.PENANAbCkfS0qkiv
貓:雲也許說得對……但試想想,哪有女生會嫁給鮭魚?123Please respect copyright.PENANAgDNuRT8s5z
津:女生都吃鮭魚,這算愛嗎?123Please respect copyright.PENANAhPeFlUKx2U
貓:配偶欄寫「鮭魚」,感覺自己都要變鮪魚了123Please respect copyright.PENANALMxjnHLEJP
我:XD123Please respect copyright.PENANAg8mj9Xv6fP
波:改不了啦,如果爸爸跟孩子也叫鮭魚,只能孩子改名,爸爸不能改,所以要他爸爸改,他才能改123Please respect copyright.PENANAPbg7Aqr0HZ
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