三月二十二日 星期一 二零二一 陰122Please respect copyright.PENANATWuobvN24x
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晚上協力,我們聊到鮭魚之亂。122Please respect copyright.PENANAbEwxnhj66F
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我:今天看報紙看到你們那邊的鮭魚之亂XD122Please respect copyright.PENANAIWO3k86W0C
平:鮭魚大受歡迎122Please respect copyright.PENANAPQRXDweYNU
20:可有些人的名字改不回來122Please respect copyright.PENANAuCF1Nq5IJX
我:改不回來?122Please respect copyright.PENANA12FxpSB8Qr
20:因為我們一生只能改3次名字,有些人不知道小時候已被父母改名2次了,所以這次改成鮭魚後就改不回來122Please respect copyright.PENANADsGyW0StxE
貓:我那麼愛吃鮭魚,都沒要改名做流浪鮭魚122Please respect copyright.PENANA6JI4mWqCKw
我:流浪鮭魚XD122Please respect copyright.PENANANwFGdJ80Go
20:也不是完全沒辦法改,但很難。要直系親人同名,或同縣的有人同名,就可以改第4次122Please respect copyright.PENANAO0dC57f1TT
我:報紙說有300人改名叫鮭魚,該很容易同縣同名啊122Please respect copyright.PENANAnxbMGgsRax
20:難,因為他們都改得很怪。例如有人叫鮭魚與周公逆流而上= ="122Please respect copyright.PENANAjQUMU1LEFf
我:XD122Please respect copyright.PENANASUOeXhJPUS
貓:反正最多可以50字……122Please respect copyright.PENANAeDiQM3cokz
20:有人叫宇智波鮭魚……122Please respect copyright.PENANAZUGsllb1VU
我:XD122Please respect copyright.PENANAKSoAVmZbv3
20:所以要改第4次,相信要他爸爸也改名叫鮭魚,他才能改122Please respect copyright.PENANAPuWO9TWXPf
我:那麼煩啊,可能他生個孩子叫鮭魚,再一起改更快122Please respect copyright.PENANAbDhV0FIivr
貓:雲也許說得對……但試想想,哪有女生會嫁給鮭魚?122Please respect copyright.PENANAHy1iNCyHHf
津:女生都吃鮭魚,這算愛嗎?122Please respect copyright.PENANAN0jPQxrVvL
貓:配偶欄寫「鮭魚」,感覺自己都要變鮪魚了122Please respect copyright.PENANA6vb5cXTq4K
我:XD122Please respect copyright.PENANA3mqQqEe1rT
波:改不了啦,如果爸爸跟孩子也叫鮭魚,只能孩子改名,爸爸不能改,所以要他爸爸改,他才能改122Please respect copyright.PENANA1ohTlyhwIx
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