三月二十二日 星期一 二零二一 陰144Please respect copyright.PENANAwBNpN3KK42
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晚上協力,我們聊到鮭魚之亂。144Please respect copyright.PENANAcOblgemO8r
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我:今天看報紙看到你們那邊的鮭魚之亂XD144Please respect copyright.PENANAwvxo1dzgUV
平:鮭魚大受歡迎144Please respect copyright.PENANAFXGzltDefF
20:可有些人的名字改不回來144Please respect copyright.PENANA77kXBmPKam
我:改不回來?144Please respect copyright.PENANAgJpXUzTchS
20:因為我們一生只能改3次名字,有些人不知道小時候已被父母改名2次了,所以這次改成鮭魚後就改不回來144Please respect copyright.PENANAa1AUcZ4Iv2
貓:我那麼愛吃鮭魚,都沒要改名做流浪鮭魚144Please respect copyright.PENANADblAbCFgpT
我:流浪鮭魚XD144Please respect copyright.PENANAfjFaxD8pWm
20:也不是完全沒辦法改,但很難。要直系親人同名,或同縣的有人同名,就可以改第4次144Please respect copyright.PENANAdJZtlWIMeK
我:報紙說有300人改名叫鮭魚,該很容易同縣同名啊144Please respect copyright.PENANAAWAFIWq7M0
20:難,因為他們都改得很怪。例如有人叫鮭魚與周公逆流而上= ="144Please respect copyright.PENANAiqneqlJSub
我:XD144Please respect copyright.PENANA13be4t2emq
貓:反正最多可以50字……144Please respect copyright.PENANAZNXuQZK8yP
20:有人叫宇智波鮭魚……144Please respect copyright.PENANAjLgoNbhEm0
我:XD144Please respect copyright.PENANAVErU5dlYDa
20:所以要改第4次,相信要他爸爸也改名叫鮭魚,他才能改144Please respect copyright.PENANAaxY5Ys1sp7
我:那麼煩啊,可能他生個孩子叫鮭魚,再一起改更快144Please respect copyright.PENANABXFbFnXpDK
貓:雲也許說得對……但試想想,哪有女生會嫁給鮭魚?144Please respect copyright.PENANAeDaKtTfLBf
津:女生都吃鮭魚,這算愛嗎?144Please respect copyright.PENANAXNwBUXuGBL
貓:配偶欄寫「鮭魚」,感覺自己都要變鮪魚了144Please respect copyright.PENANA2VYlxfc0z7
我:XD144Please respect copyright.PENANAiqbyNeZlZJ
波:改不了啦,如果爸爸跟孩子也叫鮭魚,只能孩子改名,爸爸不能改,所以要他爸爸改,他才能改144Please respect copyright.PENANAY6vF6hQFcm
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