三月二十二日 星期一 二零二一 陰131Please respect copyright.PENANAiywNjjVZ9F
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晚上協力,我們聊到鮭魚之亂。131Please respect copyright.PENANAkqXCGtzWaU
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我:今天看報紙看到你們那邊的鮭魚之亂XD131Please respect copyright.PENANAu5b29TpvYi
平:鮭魚大受歡迎131Please respect copyright.PENANA0sp2cYFucA
20:可有些人的名字改不回來131Please respect copyright.PENANAxIO9TVlW9q
我:改不回來?131Please respect copyright.PENANA7jytJubVYN
20:因為我們一生只能改3次名字,有些人不知道小時候已被父母改名2次了,所以這次改成鮭魚後就改不回來131Please respect copyright.PENANAR5RWbp0Qj9
貓:我那麼愛吃鮭魚,都沒要改名做流浪鮭魚131Please respect copyright.PENANAHVwdVwfzE6
我:流浪鮭魚XD131Please respect copyright.PENANABo4kFNTTAI
20:也不是完全沒辦法改,但很難。要直系親人同名,或同縣的有人同名,就可以改第4次131Please respect copyright.PENANA3vpd4oL7xw
我:報紙說有300人改名叫鮭魚,該很容易同縣同名啊131Please respect copyright.PENANAmsBvUvbqvs
20:難,因為他們都改得很怪。例如有人叫鮭魚與周公逆流而上= ="131Please respect copyright.PENANAZFcM2zjJC6
我:XD131Please respect copyright.PENANA31s9DyJk0t
貓:反正最多可以50字……131Please respect copyright.PENANAcDZRxkMBKS
20:有人叫宇智波鮭魚……131Please respect copyright.PENANA17TiT9WzzE
我:XD131Please respect copyright.PENANAIU6R7yrOIs
20:所以要改第4次,相信要他爸爸也改名叫鮭魚,他才能改131Please respect copyright.PENANA70WCJJV6E7
我:那麼煩啊,可能他生個孩子叫鮭魚,再一起改更快131Please respect copyright.PENANAMZhsG9WWhe
貓:雲也許說得對……但試想想,哪有女生會嫁給鮭魚?131Please respect copyright.PENANADfYRfayya2
津:女生都吃鮭魚,這算愛嗎?131Please respect copyright.PENANAVYvgrUNo6x
貓:配偶欄寫「鮭魚」,感覺自己都要變鮪魚了131Please respect copyright.PENANAqFwD1mF7RN
我:XD131Please respect copyright.PENANAEaIeDQTWEr
波:改不了啦,如果爸爸跟孩子也叫鮭魚,只能孩子改名,爸爸不能改,所以要他爸爸改,他才能改131Please respect copyright.PENANAq4IrOZHDle
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