七月十五日 星期五 二零二二 雨119Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinztn5oYHz
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同事C在街市看到漂亮的草莓，買了回來吃了一粒，奇酸無比。她放在茶水間讓人隨便吃，眾人吃都酸到面容扭曲，說不敢再挑機。XD119Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNppzik9u1
我記起之前客人送了一樽Rosewood的高級櫻桃果醬來但無人問津，我把草莓點櫻桃醬，吃下去。酸草莓變甜好好吃，我吃了五粒，再叫同事這樣吃。119Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBPSpp0vE4
我告訴男友這件事，他馬上傳張圖來，上面計算了一粒草莓加果醬幾多卡路里。119Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lhp94b6Nj
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我：我食幾粒啫XD119Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWwja1Rx9k
男友：一粒136卡，幾粒已經500卡119Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQC6vY3mDW
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男友：我哥說你衣著好像大嬸119Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACeeFXJ43W
我：是嗎？那他有沒有問你為什麼跟大嬸一起啊？XD119Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZZQSRjtDp
男友：衣著問題啫119Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZ3gympecT
晚上協力，我特地在團頻說：大嬸找協力:)119Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmg1aHdQpAY
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力：XD119Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyc8P5vy34
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昨天我特地搞個大嬸造型上班，穿花裙，用鯊魚夾把頭髮捲起。119Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgPH7QAMQj
老闆：你這樣捲起頭髮好可愛119Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswhtjH9rJH
我：不是像大嬸嗎XD119Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgD1e3M1EcJ
男友：都叫你穿淨色就沒那麼像大嬸119Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95QplSY78O
我：由於你不喜歡我穿花裙，我跟你見面已經沒穿花裙啦119Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9srdZIYfvG
男友：你的貓衣服太花俏119Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLr5t2I6J9
我：即使像大嬸，我還是要穿貓衣服，你想要年輕的可以去找小蘿莉119Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCZcNHMpA1
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