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I Didn't Get An A

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Feb 28, 2015

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An A in Seventh grade Creative Writing requires—

Metaphor?

Check!

Simile?

Check!

Use of form!

Check!

Figurative language!

Huh?

Oh, Check!

Setting a well-worn tone!

Check!

No swearing!

Why?

Mrs. Whatsit’s delicate disposition,

Won’t allow for any of it—

But what if it’s what I want to say?

What if it must be said?

Is that a check?

No?

Then I suppose you don’t get an A.

Shit.

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Table of Contents

#0 Intro

#1 Issue 1

#2 Who Cares If I'm The Cat?

#3 Packing a Swimsuit

#4 I Didn't Get An A

#5 Three Words, Four Syllables, Nine Letters

#6 Give Me The Brush

#7 Sitting In English Class

#8 Planning Part 1

#9 I'm Glad This Plan Failed (Planning Part 2)

#10 The Perfect Candidate

#11 Crushing My Fairies

#12 A Sitting Duck's Nature

#13 A Brief Summary of My Academic Experiences

#14 The "You Tried" Ribbon

#15 I get nervous sometimes (a lot)

#16 Tuning Out Nothing

#17 Romance of The Romance Languages

#18 I'm Smiling

#19 I'm Not As Okay As I Said I Was

#20 Gravel Beaches

#21 The Red Onesie Sestina

#22 Interpretation

#23 I Lost My Hope One Sunday

#24 I'm Smiling Reprise

#25 To A Friend

#26 Service With A Smile

#27 I don't believe him

#28 The Stars

#29 The Worst Was November

#30 Chronic Illness

I Didn't Get An A

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