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The Perfect Candidate

ADLondon

Mar 6, 2015

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So I’m sitting at this table,

A candidate across from me,

Both of us a little hipster,

Drinking overpriced coffee,

“I like cats.”

“I like dogs”

“I like dogs too”

“Cats are okay”

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So I’m sitting at this table,

A candidate across from me,

He’s got adequate looks,

And eyes a little cocky,

“My parents—“

“—Are horrible—“

“—It’s better—“

“—To not meet them.”

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So I’m sitting at this table,

A candidate across from me,

He’s got an ear for music,

And sometimes I sing on key,

“How long?”

“About a month.”

“Serious?”

“Not sure yet.”

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So I’m sitting at this table,

And he waves over a girl,

His girlfriend is allergic to dogs,

The things we do for love.

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Table of Contents

#2 Who Cares If I'm The Cat?

#3 Packing a Swimsuit

#4 I Didn't Get An A

#5 Three Words, Four Syllables, Nine Letters

#6 Give Me The Brush

#7 Sitting In English Class

#8 Planning Part 1

#9 I'm Glad This Plan Failed (Planning Part 2)

#10 The Perfect Candidate

#11 Crushing My Fairies

#12 A Sitting Duck's Nature

#13 A Brief Summary of My Academic Experiences

#14 The "You Tried" Ribbon

#15 I get nervous sometimes (a lot)

#16 Tuning Out Nothing

#17 Romance of The Romance Languages

#18 I'm Smiling

#19 I'm Not As Okay As I Said I Was

#20 Gravel Beaches

#21 The Red Onesie Sestina

#22 Interpretation

#23 I Lost My Hope One Sunday

#24 I'm Smiling Reprise

#25 To A Friend

#26 Service With A Smile

#27 I don't believe him

#29 The Worst Was November

#30 Chronic Illness