三月二十二日 星期一 二零二一 陰139Please respect copyright.PENANAPygIQ504Mr
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晚上協力,我們聊到鮭魚之亂。139Please respect copyright.PENANAVSA7c9X82t
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我:今天看報紙看到你們那邊的鮭魚之亂XD139Please respect copyright.PENANAcSZCrkVG8B
平:鮭魚大受歡迎139Please respect copyright.PENANAvAGdawhjuU
20:可有些人的名字改不回來139Please respect copyright.PENANAwVyob8pqHU
我:改不回來?139Please respect copyright.PENANARu683j1AGQ
20:因為我們一生只能改3次名字,有些人不知道小時候已被父母改名2次了,所以這次改成鮭魚後就改不回來139Please respect copyright.PENANAkZDUWqBITv
貓:我那麼愛吃鮭魚,都沒要改名做流浪鮭魚139Please respect copyright.PENANAiPzQmKRCOl
我:流浪鮭魚XD139Please respect copyright.PENANA1MjBzFhZzF
20:也不是完全沒辦法改,但很難。要直系親人同名,或同縣的有人同名,就可以改第4次139Please respect copyright.PENANANUpBfxyEUD
我:報紙說有300人改名叫鮭魚,該很容易同縣同名啊139Please respect copyright.PENANAIOlmIR9wYJ
20:難,因為他們都改得很怪。例如有人叫鮭魚與周公逆流而上= ="139Please respect copyright.PENANAEAZVKipw6p
我:XD139Please respect copyright.PENANAZBoL62lkpT
貓:反正最多可以50字……139Please respect copyright.PENANAn8VV0wiCpx
20:有人叫宇智波鮭魚……139Please respect copyright.PENANAIWh68Dedlt
我:XD139Please respect copyright.PENANA4gwYAdlm8S
20:所以要改第4次,相信要他爸爸也改名叫鮭魚,他才能改139Please respect copyright.PENANAlLHpnDiPt4
我:那麼煩啊,可能他生個孩子叫鮭魚,再一起改更快139Please respect copyright.PENANAH4U5STslYJ
貓:雲也許說得對……但試想想,哪有女生會嫁給鮭魚?139Please respect copyright.PENANABwr62wFitY
津:女生都吃鮭魚,這算愛嗎?139Please respect copyright.PENANAGLg9AYAhFS
貓:配偶欄寫「鮭魚」,感覺自己都要變鮪魚了139Please respect copyright.PENANAREJrDUAeTo
我:XD139Please respect copyright.PENANAUQPSYCQElS
波:改不了啦,如果爸爸跟孩子也叫鮭魚,只能孩子改名,爸爸不能改,所以要他爸爸改,他才能改139Please respect copyright.PENANALsinswX8iz
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