三月二十二日 星期一 二零二一 陰145Please respect copyright.PENANApH0JyH4nQg
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晚上協力,我們聊到鮭魚之亂。145Please respect copyright.PENANAeKwbOY1I5I
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我:今天看報紙看到你們那邊的鮭魚之亂XD145Please respect copyright.PENANAFNmaLCYb7f
平:鮭魚大受歡迎145Please respect copyright.PENANABve8GOUj0d
20:可有些人的名字改不回來145Please respect copyright.PENANAgURyrw1ubJ
我:改不回來?145Please respect copyright.PENANARDHB4ouvew
20:因為我們一生只能改3次名字,有些人不知道小時候已被父母改名2次了,所以這次改成鮭魚後就改不回來145Please respect copyright.PENANAsFIx2E7P9i
貓:我那麼愛吃鮭魚,都沒要改名做流浪鮭魚145Please respect copyright.PENANA0Z42UTAKDG
我:流浪鮭魚XD145Please respect copyright.PENANAkN643rnRuk
20:也不是完全沒辦法改,但很難。要直系親人同名,或同縣的有人同名,就可以改第4次145Please respect copyright.PENANAMJgi8YVz8t
我:報紙說有300人改名叫鮭魚,該很容易同縣同名啊145Please respect copyright.PENANA3S34gBy6Tq
20:難,因為他們都改得很怪。例如有人叫鮭魚與周公逆流而上= ="145Please respect copyright.PENANALIGEF7zBPt
我:XD145Please respect copyright.PENANA06eyPkTFU7
貓:反正最多可以50字……145Please respect copyright.PENANAeWshwJDTIp
20:有人叫宇智波鮭魚……145Please respect copyright.PENANAyFbhQu3rK2
我:XD145Please respect copyright.PENANAQntwmbr68E
20:所以要改第4次,相信要他爸爸也改名叫鮭魚,他才能改145Please respect copyright.PENANA7sePrUODj9
我:那麼煩啊,可能他生個孩子叫鮭魚,再一起改更快145Please respect copyright.PENANAkJ34FhYY3o
貓:雲也許說得對……但試想想,哪有女生會嫁給鮭魚?145Please respect copyright.PENANAXPBMhOvsI9
津:女生都吃鮭魚,這算愛嗎?145Please respect copyright.PENANApiErPDQE7G
貓:配偶欄寫「鮭魚」,感覺自己都要變鮪魚了145Please respect copyright.PENANAW6z5IScvWC
我:XD145Please respect copyright.PENANAn0Zr0PnjGa
波:改不了啦,如果爸爸跟孩子也叫鮭魚,只能孩子改名,爸爸不能改,所以要他爸爸改,他才能改145Please respect copyright.PENANAHwLLu6jaWo
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