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No Plagiarism!hyvxYKt7L7jblVVJ3jIyposted on PENANA 「7-11?」Miss望住個日又紅又綠嘅招牌打咗個突,然後佢慢慢向我望嚟,將「作死你呀?」四個字刻喺佢面上面。8964 copyright protection904PENANAD1mvNGrlpZ 維尼
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我傻傻一笑,就拉住Miss隻手走入去七仔,喺琳琅滿目嘅貨架前對佢笑說:「盈盈呀,你知唔知呢,我地呢啲窮學生喺月尾嘅時候點樣過?」8964 copyright protection904PENANAgr6rXonnOI 維尼
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「唔知。」Miss繼續嬲爆爆擰埋一面唔想望住我。8964 copyright protection904PENANAlG4c2Xlzzv 維尼
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「我同阿偉喺七仔打滾咁多年,研發咗『最豪華嘅窮撚食嘢大法』!想唔想試下呀?」8964 copyright protection904PENANA6eF5LKf8qS 維尼
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「哼!」8964 copyright protection904PENANAI5d5Aul0YY 維尼
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「咩呀!畀機會你了解下學生喎!」Miss仲係唔想彩我,咁惟有出絕招啦。我向Miss攤大手板,話:「盈盈,畀張五十蚊我先。」8964 copyright protection904PENANAgC0sSVoZEF 維尼
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Miss白咗我一眼,嘴藐藐咁,好唔願意咁喺個銀包入面潛咗張五十蚊紙畀我。咁梗係啦,帶佢嚟七仔食嘢都夠衰,仲要問佢拎錢添!哈哈⋯⋯我就係鍾諗Miss發緊憫憎嘅樣!8964 copyright protection904PENANAh3xQFx3L12 維尼
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我接過張銀紙後就話:「嗱,睇住啦喎!」我正面舉起張一百蚊紙畀Miss睇,繼續話:「盈盈,呢度係一張五十蚊紙。然後我大力一撕——!」8964 copyright protection904PENANAYt6dDaeW8X 維尼
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「喂呀!!」Miss見我作狀想撕爛張五十蚊紙,就驚到大叫出聲。8964 copyright protection904PENANAZ0eObmMHJp 維尼
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「——就變咗兩張五十蚊紙出嚟啦!哈哈!」我左右手各拎住張五十蚊紙揚下揚下。8964 copyright protection904PENANAsg3Yiczudc 維尼
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本來嚇到花容失色嘅Miss見到我其實係變魔術後就即時笑返,但一秒後佢就嬲爆爆咁搣咗我塊面幾下,笑住咁鬧:「死低B仔咁大膽整蠱Miss? 」8964 copyright protection904PENANA9QiFF5mPaI 維尼
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「哎吔哎哋⋯⋯好痛呀⋯⋯哈哈!」8964 copyright protection904PENANAN7YDwSY82x 維尼
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「你玩完未呀?肚餓呀,快啲買嘢食啦!」8964 copyright protection904PENANAiDOysnRKql 維尼
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「嗱嗱,唔好心急。你信唔信我用一百蚊內就可以請你食到鮑魚、花膠同滿漢全席呀?」我洋洋得意咁講。8964 copyright protection904PENANAAGr8RyYoyd 維尼
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Miss已經被我激到冇晒耐性,翹埋雙手唔出聲啤到我實一實。8964 copyright protection904PENANA2pTE3CYQcu 維尼
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我嘻嘻咁傻笑後就行埋一邊,喺貨架之間遊走,幫Miss砌個豪華窮撚大餐出嚟。Miss被我激到唔知好嬲定好笑,呢刻佢忽然老師mode on咗,當我揀緊嘢食時,佢就喺我背後睇到實,就好似驚我會偷嘢咁。8964 copyright protection904PENANAV8dzbqqG3m 維尼
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大幾十零分鐘左右,我已經揀好晒呢材料啦!8964 copyright protection904PENANADDXgkmpsgu 維尼
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「先生,盛惠你$99.9。」8964 copyright protection904PENANA9U6CKKBmlG 維尼
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「see?」我對住Miss笑得好招積。激到Miss用唇形鬧我一句「低B仔」。8964 copyright protection904PENANAzzmtCvY4eE 維尼
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當我畀咗錢後,收銀員就同我講:「先生呢度十個印花。」8964 copyright protection904PENANA6Vzflfpbgn 維尼
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「Yes!齊章!」我即刻拎儲緊嘅印花卡出嚟貼埋啲印花。8964 copyright protection904PENANA54C4tG6KJC 維尼
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呢個時候,我感覺到有一股膨脹緊嘅不滿喺我旁邊壓緊埋嚟,我本能咁一望,已經見到Miss嬲到頭頂出煙,叉晒要咁鬧:「啊!謝子匡!你帶我嚟七仔就係為咗儲印花!!」8964 copyright protection904PENANAEXWHnyjsak 維尼
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嘩!Miss真係好聰明,一嘢就起清我嘅陰謀,我連忙耍手擰頭想辯解,但嘴巴已經好誠實地講:「咁⋯⋯咁⋯⋯呢期七仔換緊限量版經典九巴模型呀嘛!我就差款勝利二型咋!」8964 copyright protection904PENANAYzD5z2Jwzy 維尼
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Miss本來嬲到想鬧多幾句,但當佢聽到九巴之後,面上啲怒意全清,好似靈光一觸咁講咗聲:「可以換巴士模型?」8964 copyright protection904PENANABy5KCJlGh9 維尼
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收銀員接口講:「係呀小姐,除咗儲印花外,額外加多五十蚊就可以換多一部架啦!」8964 copyright protection904PENANAUSl4dvqEBW 維尼
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「係呀?」Miss開心一笑,就邊摷銀包邊講:「咁我換多部呀!咦⋯⋯?!」Miss摷摷下時怪叫咗聲:「明明有兩張五十蚊架?頭先畀咗一張低B仔⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection904PENANAh95nylzBlF 維尼
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「嘻⋯⋯⋯」我忍唔住,笑咗聲,但個心又驚到仆街,話:「兩張五十蚊用咗未冇咗囉。」8964 copyright protection904PENANAYjXe7syRnF 維尼
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「吓⋯⋯?!頭先你變出嚟嘅五十蚊就係⋯⋯?!喂!謝子匡!你好過份喎!!」8964 copyright protection904PENANAZ4rNaztKQF 維尼
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「唔係點叫魔術呀?Magic!!」8964 copyright protection904PENANAjokn43fcLt 維尼
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「我記你大過呀!呢啲邊係魔術呀!」Miss鬧完之後,嘴角又忍唔住笑,話:「你⋯⋯點做到架?幾時偷走走咗我啲錢架?!」8964 copyright protection904PENANAmUH7RFb8Dq 維尼
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其實我一早plan定帶Miss嚟七仔食嘢,呢個魔術都係計劃之內。所以喺頭先出門前,趁Miss唔為意就偷佢啲錢。佢而家充滿好奇嘅眼神加埋個嬲樣真係好可愛呀!我打趣咁講:「Magic!」8964 copyright protection904PENANA7Jr3kAjfkY 維尼
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「哎吔⋯⋯你!哼!」8964 copyright protection904PENANAGCs97VKpqz 維尼
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收銀員見我地掛住打情罵俏,滴晒汗,婉轉咁講:「呃⋯⋯小姐請問係咪換紀念品?」8964 copyright protection904PENANArmFa3l9egU 維尼
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「oh! Sorry!」8964 copyright protection904PENANACRFWOpqim7 維尼
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哈哈⋯⋯我就係咁作死,係要激下Miss先安樂。另一方面我又咁諗,見佢嬲爆爆總好過見到佢喊嘅。8964 copyright protection904PENANAX7yFNqBskq 維尼
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「盈盈呀,唔好嬲啦。」我抽住一大袋食材行去熱食部附近嘅枱上面,傻笑咁講:「最多變多個魔術畀你睇啦!」8964 copyright protection904PENANAd927UxR9U4 維尼
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「哼!」Miss下意識地撳住個手袋。我對佢冷冷一笑,就變埋今日最後嘅魔術。8964 copyright protection904PENANARs5gJrEsYa 維尼
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我真係可以用一百蚊內掃到啲罐頭鮑魚花膠呢啲好嘢返嚟。唔洗十分鐘,Miss由嬲樣變到好驚訝,仲忍唔住嘩咗出聲。因為喺佢眼前嘅係一碗好足料,有牛肉、鮑魚、花膠、司華力腸嘅即食碗麵!啊!收多你兩蚊,搭多個凍檸茶添!8964 copyright protection904PENANAghGcwMStax 維尼
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「嗱,盈盈!我冇呃你啦。一百蚊,請你食鮑魚、花膠同滿漢全席!」講真,嘢食唔洗貴,賣相同擺設靚都夠呃到人。睇下Miss個滿足樣就知我呢兜野深得佢嘅歡心。8964 copyright protection904PENANAvtcMFzGeTV 維尼
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「咩請我食呀?你用我啲錢買架!」Miss鬧我一句,然後佢扮到好挑剔咁撥下碗麵就話:「鮑魚同花膠就有啦⋯⋯咁滿漢全席呢?」8964 copyright protection904PENANA5hFAcjG0C0 維尼
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「你望下個包裝先。」我將碗面嘅包裝蓋冚返落嚟,大大隻字寫住「滿漢全席 紅燒牛肉麵」。8964 copyright protection904PENANAeXaDZDgFdn 維尼
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Miss知道又被我整蠱之後又激到爆炸咁鬧:「謝子匡!你又整蠱Miss!兩個大過呀!」又打又鬧⋯⋯啊!我真係好Enjoy呀!8964 copyright protection904PENANAqUFB1wxj1q 維尼
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「我冇呃你呀!真係『滿漢全席』呀!快啲食呀!啲麵浸耐咗會好難食架!」8964 copyright protection904PENANAA5YL4B7cvh 維尼
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「開學之後先同你計呀!」Miss鬧完我再食一啖麵,笑容喺嘴邊堆積,嘻咗一聲,笑說:「其實你點做到架?成日都可以將啲好普通嘅嘢食都整到好好食咁嘅?」8964 copyright protection904PENANAzyj3rZRUBF 維尼
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「Magic!」我笑說:「你唔記得咗嗱?我以前做七仔架嘛。」8964 copyright protection904PENANAtscraH4O2Z 維尼
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「所以?」8964 copyright protection904PENANACxPxeKg1H5 維尼
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「我會知道邊啲嘢食做緊推廣或者就過期,咁未可以用好8964 copyright protection904PENANAA2W57Onr54 維尼
少錢但買到好多嘢囉。」Miss聽到我講「過期」兩個字後就嚇到停手,我即刻講:「你放心,你呢碗麵冇過期架!」8964 copyright protection904PENANA6DvxL5q3hq 維尼
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Miss微微一笑,好滿足咁食麵,繼續話:「你由細到大一到月尾就咁食架啦?好多味精喎。」8964 copyright protection904PENANAChMCaAzgtu 維尼
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我攤一攤手,笑說:「咁冇計啦,零用又唔多。頂到肚就得啦。哈⋯⋯其實都唔係啲特別嘢,你好似好出奇咁嘅?」8964 copyright protection904PENANAWzHw3ibuCN 維尼
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Miss笑住搖頭,就話:「我屋企咁嚴,我媽咪連我食啲咩嘢都要管架。我未試過喺七仔食到咁豐富囉!又鮑魚又花膠⋯⋯我真係服咗你!」8964 copyright protection904PENANAu7dLu3vLoC 維尼
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Miss望住街景,好開懷咁笑,又望住我講:「成日咁多古靈精怪諗法!低B仔!」換係正常嘅老師,呢一句一定係用嚟鬧人。但出自Miss把口,就變咗一份認同、讚賞同仰慕。8964 copyright protection904PENANAqmfhnkd9FZ 維尼
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「咁你鍾唔鍾意先?」8964 copyright protection904PENANA8pk1AyKkkp 維尼
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Miss白我一眼,就繼續食麵唔理我。呢個時候我終於忍唔住深深錫佢塊面一啖,就話:「只要你鍾意就好啦。」8964 copyright protection904PENANAR3DclwGePN 維尼
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Miss呆呆咁望住我。8964 copyright protection904PENANA6sAwsl0p2W 維尼
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「只要你開心,我就好滿足架啦。」8964 copyright protection904PENANAfwAxJax8mJ 維尼
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呢句說話又觸動到Miss嘅心靈,佢眼白開始紅起嚟,又開始水汪汪咁。我知佢又想喊,所以已經準備好幫Miss抹眼淚。點知Miss夾起啲麵,遞喺我面前想餵我食,佢話:「呀~~~」佢又夾硬將情緒壓低咗。8964 copyright protection904PENANAff461v8NzK 維尼
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「嗯!」我點一點頭,張開嘴,Miss將啲麵送入我口中。8964 copyright protection904PENANApVoY7CZrVz 維尼
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不過Miss忽然玩嘢,唔理我食唔食得切,就將大大舊嘅花膠塞埋嚟,搞到我好狼狽。8964 copyright protection904PENANAwLIgBWpUxM 維尼
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「哈哈!好似蒼鼠呀!」Miss笑到好似細路女咁,將想喊嘅衝動完全咁壓制咗。8964 copyright protection904PENANAzsdI3KsPpB 維尼
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剎那間,我好想將呢刻永遠咁停住。因為呢個咁開心自在嘅時刻真係好難得。8964 copyright protection904PENANArfd6HVk42u 維尼
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喺未來嘅日子,唔知仲有冇機會好似呢一刻咁開心呢?8964 copyright protection904PENANAqLbNOzp5OJ 維尼
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