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So I have this ride, she’s an old grandma lady. She a badass though, she fr gon outlive us all bro. Anyways, this morning she came to pick me up, we was in the car yk. This white truck crosses and doesn’t move in the middle, guess who was crossing the road at that very moment? THE FUCKING GRANDMA. WHAT DID THE OTHER PASSING CARS DO? THEY HONKED AT US AND ALMOST RAN US OVER. It was funny because the grandma started to curse and yell at the other cars. Her grandson was teasing her lmao “be careful or you’re gonna crash and loose all your teeth.” I was one of the 3 girls in the back—we were squished asf—and she said “y’all don’t gotta worry since y’all can just grab each other’s hair to survive.” She said tons of other hilarious stuff but yeah, I almost died. Thank you Doña Amparito for almost killing me in a car crash 😀8964 copyright protection259ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CFHOettAd 維尼

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