Were the words heard round the world. The moment those words escaped Annabeth’s lips, change would occur.
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But most definitely not for New Galaxia.
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6:10 A.M.
The Flying Chimpanzee Broadcasting Headquarters
Galaxian Capitol District
Commonwealth of New Galaxia
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Hello, and welcome to The Flying Chimpanzee News; Galaxia!
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This evening, a few hours after the declaration of war on Boreralia, five other nations, related to Borealia in no significant way, have declared war on Galaxia! These countries include, and are limited to; Oman, Yemen, The Cape Republic, The Republic of The Peninsula, and, through some confusion, The Republic of New Freisa. Some of their clams include things like ‘New Galaxia is a threat to international stability’, and ‘magic has no place in this world’, and ‘must therefore be purged’.
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The New Galaxian Gov’t has yet to respond to their war declarations, but based on Galaxia’s history, it is likely that said declarations of war will be ignored unless violence on the Galaxian mainland or their properties is an action that is taken upon.
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In other news, Galaxia has been invited to the Society of Nations, with acceptance pending, but their agreement to join seems more than likely. The Galaxians’ endeavour, the International Revenue System, has proved reasonable, due to a mix of Galaxia’s high population and their sensibly proportional taxing system.
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In other news, it has been discovered that, in order to make way for Galaxia’s various landmasses, the earth’s size has been increased by approximately 24%. The eastern central landmass of the nation that contains their Capitol is roughly twelve times the size of the American Eastern Seaboard, as seen by select satellites in which are permitted to view the country.
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That’s all for The Flying Chimpanzee News, Galaxia!
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We’ll be back after this ad break.
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10:00 A.M.
The Flying Chimpanzee Broadcasting Headquarters
Galaxian Capitol District
Commonwealth of New Galaxia
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In Just Now
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Our local Flying Chimpanzee Reporters Have Seen that, as of 9:40 AM today, all five nations, except Freisa, who has withdrawn due to dislike for war with each other on both sides, have managed to unsuccessfully bomb the Galaxian mainland, the transportation centre specifically.
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Also, they touched their boats.
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In a statement from the Galaxian Monarch, they intend to respond ten fold. At 12:00AM, 6:00PM, and 3:00PM today, all of Galaxia’s attackers will receive a nuking of their operations, no matter where they move their base of such.
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Those bombs are not normal.
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12:00 P.M.
An apartment, just outside.
Barka, Oman
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I walked down the hallway, exhausted. I had just lost my job, and that’s what I had to come home to tell my wife. That, obviously, wasn't good.
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Other people were running by, panicking for some reason oblivious to me. I knew for a fact that there was something I was missing, but what was it? To me, it was a thursday as any, so there shouldn’t be much of a-
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ChugChugChugChugChug-
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My thoughts were interrupted as I arrived at my apartment’s door, with what sounded like a train filled the air. Odd, I thought. There wasn’t a train station for miles. I leaned over the guardrail, looking up at the sky through the stairwell. A speeding purple line zoomed by, followed by an orange line that seemed to connect to it. I watched as a bluish dot seemed to come from it, heading toward my vicinity.
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I then realised why everyone was panicking.
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It was a bomb.
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I rushed to get my apartment door open, and proceeded to barge in, finding my family praying in it. I locked the door behind me out of habit, and joined them, hugging them with everything I had.
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I felt, with bated breath, as the building rattled violently, almost as if it were about to fall over. By the window flew, oddly enough, blue dust, and debris flying past, threatening to shatter it in. But then as soon as it started, it was over. The dust settled unsettlingly quickly, and the shaking was no more. We kneeled there, silent. Were we dead? Was this all a bad dream? A knock on the door would prove otherwise. I stood up, shaky, and went over to open the door.
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There stood one of our neighbours, sorrow etched into his elderly face. I was beckoned outside, to be met with grim prospect. A selection of apartments were gone, now just holes, like missing legos in a giant project. I was shocked that the building still stood, it seemed as if it was done by magic.
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Although there was peril surrounding me, I could only be thankful that I was alive.
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3:00 P.M.
The Flying Chimpanzee Broadcasting Headquarters
Galaxian Capitol District
Commonwealth of New Galaxia
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The Flying Chimpanzee News;
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The second round of bombs will continue.
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What was once hoped to be there and done shall leave an everlasting scar on this planet.
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200,000 miles worth of radius.
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The attackers are doomed.
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6:00 P.M.
School, their basement.
Cape, The Cape Republic.
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“Are- are we going to be safe?” “I don’t know.” The school principal muttered, speaking to one of the other teachers. Public was where the bombs were going to drop, and after seeing their effects, it was questioned if any location was safe.
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Students were hugging each other, crying, hoping that their last would not be now.
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The place shook violently, signalling the dropping of the bomb.
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With bated breath, they waited.
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Silence filled the room. And then, suddenly, the History teacher fell dead with a heavy THUD.
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The bomb had found them; its wrath would not be restrained.
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. . .
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3:49P.M.
The Flying Chimpanzee Broadcasting Headquarters
Galaxian Capitol District
Commonwealth of New Galaxia
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The Flying Chimpanzee News:
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The bomb campaigns have ended, and they have proved deadly. The nations, Oman, Yemen, and the Republic of the Peninsula, have surrendered. Integration underway, the international community is appalled by this use of magic, and have therefore deemed it ‘Over the top’, as said by the Orzakian ambassador, a undersea Galaxian ally. The Cape Republic remains.
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As of what we know, there is nothing we can do. The government is acting unpredictably, doing things one never thought New Galaxia of all nations would do. The-
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Well I’ll Be Damned.
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This just in,
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The bombings will continue.
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7:12 P.M.
Lady Rosealamollanne’s City
The Beaches of Ighden, North Seaboard
Gloria Terr. (Borealia)
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Hezago, as Rosalene, stepped out of the portal, looking at the afterlife’s colourful skies. A aesthetic mix of red and purple, with majorly blue in the more moral places, it was like looking into a very realistic painting.
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However beautiful it was, though, it was not the subject at hand.
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Taking back Gloria, however, was.
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He clapped his hands twice, and a group of forty eight men appeared in Galaxian military uniform, separated into groups of four. Hezago spoke with urgency, though this tone was unnecessary. “Soldiers. Today, it is Gloria you shall march through, taking what is rightfully ours. Understood?” The soldiers saluted in affirmation. “Good. Now, this is the afterlife, so be prepared to fight anything; anything against the Geneva conventions shall not be counted against you. Now, You have been given cardinal directions to set off in, of which you should know by now, and, you must understand, remain together. Understood?” “Yes Ma’am!” They said, saluting.
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“Lovely. Now wands at the ready.” The soldiers who had wands pulled them out , while the others stared at him confusedly. “Oh, completely forgot about that,” Hezago said, proceeding to flick his wrist. “You should now find wands in your pockets. They are built specifically for you, compatibly so, and until this war is over, will remain invincible. And-” He turned swiftly toward an elf soldier next to him- “Yes, Eren, you can keep them after this. Now, off you trot.”
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And the soldiers went off, wands- and guns, at the ready.
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Hezago stood there, and took a breath, looking toward the ocean. In this part of the afterlife, it was red. He turned northward, picked up his dress, and bounded off, a trail of dust behind him.
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He arrived in a plain of grass, nothing for miles. This was the absolute centre of Gloria, and the nearest borealian army was sixteen point four million miles north.
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Gloria is quite large, as you can tell.
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So once again, he picked up his dress and ran, heels sparkling in the fire left behind.
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. . .
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A lack of attention combined with an eagerness to get this over led him to run straight through six borealian soldiers, cutting them uncleanly in half, and the worst part, getting blood on his dress.
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That was not coming off easily.
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Rosalene had come to a halt in front of a tank, fuming about the staining of her dress. “Augh, no! For Melbourne’s sake it-” She then took notice of the tank. “Oh! I’m here already, how… lovely.” She adjusted her strapless dress, and took in her surroundings, which consisted of six guns to the face and a laughing general.
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Now under normal circumstances, she’d just leave them weaponless, but a mix of being in Gloria when they’re not supposed to and humiliation he would not stand made it a different situation.
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He grabbed the gun of the person closest to her and proceeded to use it to beat him to death. The other soldiers, commiting to the dumbassery they were taught, simply stood there and watched their comrade get their organs turned into a baloney sandwich (and eaten) by someone they barely knew.
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While eating the sandwich, Hezago drew his wand, and with a slash of the air, decapitated all the soldiers except the general and the inhabitants of the tank.
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He eyed said general, who was looking nervous, and was trying to get into the tank, but they had just locked him out for fear of what Hezago would do to them. They wanted to keep their necks on their bodies, thank you very much.
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Rosalene had finished her baloney sandwich at this point, and with an uncomfortably motherly smile, said, “cat food.”
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And just like that, a pop could be heard, with the general turning into a bag of cat food. Yes, said slightly bloody, but Kaskit, Max and Teresa would enjoy it, would they not? There was no need to complain against such.
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Turning to the tank Hezago had expected to be there, he instead saw it speeding away, dust behind it. He shrugged, some other division would find them and deal with them accordingly, so that, at the moment, was none of his business.
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Once again did he pick up his dress, and off to the capitol, he would go.
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Hi! Welcome to the Borealis's list of fun facts!
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Did you know?
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Gloria (Including other afterlifes) is a Commonwealth of Galaxia that consists of a minimum of 16 provinces (maximum unknown) all of which are territories of the crown. It is the second most populous commonwealth behind only Dimonia, a prosperous ruling elsewhere.
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Wow! Overpopulation!