Guess what, the cat sang now. one was saved, and on whom did the cat jump now? One, two, three, death again 🎼
FINAL DESTINATION
Chapter 08: Together but apart
Sheldon explained the situation to them and was so happy that he gave Howard his BluRay of the Indiana Jones film, the Lego's version, autographed by Harrison Ford, in which it showed on the cover a lego's version of the actor who was running away from a huge rock that was going to crush him.
“But that wouldn't make death go to its next victim," said Penny.
“Come on, Penny," said Leonard, who, like Sheldon, had his mind closed to anything that involved magic, "I know there's a logical explanation for my "vision".
“But...”
“Penny, in my "vision"," Leonard said, bracketing with his fingers, "Howard and Bernadette died at the same time but separated. Tell me, what are the chances of that?”
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Howard returned home and his mother continued to complain about the soap because she couldn't take a bath without it.
His wife, on the other hand, was in a better mood and the man considered it to be a time of "love".
“Release the Kraken!” Howard said in his bedroom and standing over his wife as he took off his underpants.
"Kraken?" thought Bernadette trying not to change the look on her face. "More like Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob tv show... no, more like Sheldon Plankton!"
The man was clumsily kissing, while Bernadette imagined that her huge African-American friend from college was on top of her and that her "unsatisfactory Kraken" was jealous.
“HOWARD, COME ON, BRING ME MY SOAP SO THAT I MAY REMOVE THE SMELL OF FISH FROM MY LITTLE HOLE.”
“One moment my princess Ariel of the Seas,” Howard excused himself, putting on a robe and going out to meet his mother. “TO A HOLE YOU SHOULD GET IN TO NEVER GET OUT, BUT YOU KNOW THERE'S NO SUCH BIG ONE, NOT EVEN THE COMET THAT DESTROYED THE DINOSAURS WOULD CREATE SUCH A BIG HOLE FOR YOU.”
Bernadette was fed up with all the yelling and she too came out after putting on a robe.
The three adults were arguing at the top of the staircase when the joyous soap came out of one of the greasy folds of Bernadette's huge mother-in-law and fell right to the side of her elephant's foot.
The obese woman stepped on the sweat-lubricated soap and slipped forward, just in the direction of the tiny newlyweds.
Howard was very short for his age and wimpy build, he seemed to have the body of a twelve-year-old boy.
Bernadette was just as short as her husband and as skinny, the only exception being her very large breasts, which gave her the appearance of that Barbie doll, taken off the market for having removed a child's eyes with her breasts.
The husbands turned to escape but did not go down two steps when more than two hundred kilos doubled their weight due to the physical laws of falling and moving speed.
The little bodies of the adults broke with the convex angles of the sturdy wooden stairs. The ribs were broken and many penetrated the lungs, the spleen of both had burst and the kidneys and liver were crushed over and over again at each impact on the stairs, as well as their pancreas.
All three of them arrived alive at the top of the stairs, but their fate was already cast.
The obese woman was upside down and blood rushed to her head causing a fatal embolism, paraplegic Howard could not move along a broken spine and died of asphyxiation because his mouth was filled with one of his mother's huge breasts. Bernadette's situation was the same, with the difference that she was behind the woman and drowned because she couldn't get her face out of her mother-in-law's huge ass.
The bodies of the husbands seemed to stretch out their hands to touch each other, but due to the thick waist of the obese woman, they were unable to do so. Like Leonard's vision, both husbands died together but separated.
A white cat was on the stairs and with its paw touched the soap as if playing with it.
CONTINUARA...
Damn!, so much so that I want to help these nerds and still don't pay attention to what my page says, I even gave them clues to avoid death like the Indiana Jones BlueRay and nothing!
Moral: don't be a nerd, be OTAKU. Well, see you in the next chapter, meow.... I mean ciao.
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