我決定幽他一默。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTggxg2N6z
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Jimmy 君：557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUwQzix1DD
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當心我告發你！557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7iVJDmr77
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Isabelle557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNRBMHlld0
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這次的回覆來得奇快。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcitGuzsZHp
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Isabelle：557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapAYwYAJDf
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原來你是這樣對待恩人的？多麼殘忍。你忍心看我脆弱的心碎成一片片，撿也撿不回來嗎？557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGB9aHuHijq
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Jimmy557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnJNfOSGIj
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnGFSgYYxc
我邊讀邊對牢電腦偷笑，幸好沒有同事經過，不然準被當成白痴。這 Jimmy 恁地幽默，人又熱心。這樣的男人不可多得，如果能有進一步發展……我搖搖頭，將這荒謬的念頭甩掉。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQh0Mjl5ib
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哪裡來的福氣？557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7lBZ8irW7
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfA7fnzXFp
好男人不是人家的丈夫便是別人的男友，餘下那些，不幸地沒女人的份兒。我還沒有這種膽量精力，挖空心思扯破面皮去跟別的女人爭，更別說要跟男人爭；況且要爭得頭破血流才能搶回來的，也不光采。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fFOUgW0ND
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Jimmy 君：557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfi2TupqEo
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHF9w4DtzY4
誰沒有一顆破碎的心？我的心早在十年前，當老媽告訴我長大後得拋售尊嚴掙錢養家時已碎得稀巴爛！557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡts1gjkZgQU
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Isabelle557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpAItp9vj7
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcAorVMvoj
可惜接著彈出來的不是 Jimmy 的回覆，而是部門開會的通告便條。我只得拿起列印好的文件，整裝待發跟大家走進會議室。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVYKY5UMjm
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiIFnwmrLp
主管劈頭第一句便將茅頭指向我：「Isabelle，昨天交給你的計劃書趕快重做，盡可能在中午前交到 K&L 手中。這計劃書相當重要，送出去前先給我過目。」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZo1J4ymDS
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Bnbh5lXQB
我氣定神閒地取出文件遞到主管跟前，他瞠目結舌，眼球差點沒滾出眼眶：「市場部的系統不是全數被清洗嗎？你的文件全避開了不受影響？」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQqk0OYSiN
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7Zysl7qXy
我極力將想笑的衝動壓下去，擺出一副正經八百的模樣：「我將所有重要文件備份到雲端儲存，所以未受今次事件影響。」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrhIgPSFRg
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主管大悅，「Good！大家要向 Isabelle 學習，這才是認真工作應有的態度。」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVz1ox7lCVY
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCxgChgAkG
熬過馬拉松式會議，返回座位時簡直有重見天日之感。幸有 Jimmy 的電子便條替我解悶。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIRSDa9r9B
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Isabelle：557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLjhXl0Aef
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開會開了三小時，累壞人，先吃點東西補充體力吧！557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjXQLazPX5
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p.s. 想不到你比我更可憐，要不要我替你修補那顆破碎的心？ 557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAW4F0pY9Q
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Jimmy
讀畢那張便條，心頭一直發麻。我該相信他嗎？這顆破碎的心，能安心交到他手中嗎？557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zpUkomSSe
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英姐端來一杯鮮橙汁、一份碎蛋沙律三明治和一個鮮果盒，正是我的至愛。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2PZ6j3QKW
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我接過午餐，「英姐你太體貼了，竟還替我點了外賣！多少錢？」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKMeB0U9ER
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDD9klfIJ0
正準備轉身掏出午餐費用，英姐卻錯愕地回道：「我還以為是楊小姐您點的，送餐的人說是我們在網上落的單，已付過款，指定在這個時候送來的。」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSMJLuiLLS
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我謝過英姐，一邊喫著三明治，一邊飛快地敲著鍵盤。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjOnLkgSrq
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Jimmy 君：557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rEdSflJvo
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謝謝你的午餐。你已幫了我一把，怎麼還好意思要你請客？By the way，你怎知道我的喜好？557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXehFqlpHnf
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Isabelle557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6UfCZzqc8
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內心不斷掙扎，應否踏出這一步？人家都已做得那樣明顯了。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99vxjaHjJ9
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這問題足足考慮了三個月，這期間天天跟 Jimmy 在工作時間互傳便條混得爛熟，對他的認識自然要比初來時深。我甚至開始覺得，將感情交託給這樣的一個男人也許並非壞主意。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTmxQ5whMT
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這天忽發奇想，午飯時間乘電梯到 3 4 樓，想給 Jimmy 一個意外驚喜，殊不知震驚的那個是我不是他……557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqGEGbU3i9
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資訊科技工程部根本沒有一個名喚 Jimmy 的員工！
我央求主管替我查查三個月前的星期一深夜，到底由哪個工程人員當值。主管給我的回覆卻是：那天晚上根本沒有人加班工作，否則不致主機發生故障也無人察覺。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4BruyEGdF
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我呆在當場。那……我這三個月來到底在跟誰天南地北？是誰對我的一切行動和喜好都瞭如指掌？想著想著不禁遍體生寒。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98SYWkDYQ4
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我盡最後努力，「不會出錯？不會遺漏？你們真的沒有同事叫 Jimmy？」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8cifDnmSo
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「同事真的沒有，倒是我開發的人工智能 chatbot 確叫 Jimmy，找它有事？」身後轉來一把男聲。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cHcWiDZ8X
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無力感伴隨這句話進駐大腦神經，雙腿毫無預警地倏地發軟，幸得身後那男生及時把我扶住。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfTfQ1RUUm
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主管見我已覓得「Jimmy」便轉身離去，繼續埋首他的應用程式。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBoKx9wmPv
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我深呼吸，將事件始末告知 「Jimmy」的創造者 Eric，末了不禁吐出腹中疑竇：「原來人工智能已發展到這個地步，能擁有自己的獨立思想及情感？」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYLSLlmmFE
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Eric 忍俊不禁：「人工智能的確還未去到你所形容的那個階段，最少 Jimmy 還未發展到那個程度。它仍十分倚靠與我對話，從中學習各種應對場景，目前主要循我灌輸的思想及行為模式發展。」
「可是 Jimmy 幽默風趣又體貼……人工智能也懂得開玩笑？」我滿肚子疑問得不到答案。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbL67iD0q7p
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHq0JsbNmu5
Eric 朝我眨眨眼：「謝謝你的高度評價，我剛剛有提過 Jimmy 主要向我學習吧。」
也就是說，真正幽默風趣又體貼的那個，是 Jimmy 的複製對象 Eric。
「難怪我的戶口近日不時有奇奇怪怪的支出，原來是它自作主張替你點餐。不過 Jimmy 確是我的好軍師，該走的路它都替我一一鋪好了。」557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVz0MDJoTM
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我百般尷尬，沒想到 Eric 跟 Jimmy 一樣會調侃人，一張臉辣辣的漲紅起來。557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmQeylA5xX
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Eric 清清喉嚨：「來，別枉費 Jimmy 一番好意。它已為我踏出那麼多步，該是我採取主動的時候了。我知道對街有家店的咖啡很不錯，May I？」
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