"We'll go to you, Bill, for discovery news."
"Thanks, Albert. The International Axis Alliance located at Moscow, the IAAM for short, has finished quite a few interesting projects."
"Really? Last I heard, they burned down downtown Birmingham in Alabama."
"Yes, the IAAM is furiously taking over other countries, but they've actually committed a non-violent act for once. The problems with Carbon Dioxide in the oceans and lakes of our world has finally been solved. Frederick Vansevich, a scientist and inventor that we well know, —"
"And we do know him well."
"Allow me to go uninterrupted, Tom. Now, Vansevich invented a nuclear-power fixer of sorts to convert carbon dioxide and hydrogen into breathable water for our fish friends artificially. However it releases lots of air pollution in exchange for the oceans to be rid of that acidic CO2. Was this a fix, or a preservation for animals and destruction for humans? It is widely known that IAAM supports animal testing as well as human testing, animal care and human care, but is this the final straw to show if they relish animals more than humans?"
"Well, damn, if they want to exchange the entire human race for animals, then they should just stop immediately. Are we gonna live underground in bunkers and chambers like all those films show? I wouldn't like that, would you, Bill?"
"I don't think that anyone would, Tom."
"Well, Bill, I think it's about time for Natalie to show us the traffic around the area. After a commercial break."
"This is a load of shit, guys."
"Look, Albert, we've got to make the Moscow people look bad. The Changers are paying us well."
"Okay, Tom, but saying that the Axis attacked Alabama? Come on, it's obvious it was the CC! And that Frederick science guy works for the United Nations, not the Axis! And the ruse last week we did about him developing nuclear warheads for the Axis... bunch of bull."
"Buddy, Americans can believe this shit in war. We're not used to war on our soil, so it's easy to lie and make us believe the lies. Let's just do this, okay, man?"
"Whatever, guys. That pay better be something worth for it."
"I'm sure it will be."
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