"Konbanwa. Ogenki desu ka?"
"... Jeree... mensen."
"..."
"Fuckin' chink."
"You are... Americon?"
"Hey, ching chang chojo."
"It iz 'hai'. Nottu 'hei'. You name iz... 'Chah... ruko'?"
"Chalk, for God's sake. Ya'll need some real English spakers 'round 'ere."
"Anyting you say can bee use agains you."
"Wekeree mashoto."
"You mean 'wakarimashita'?"
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"You ahr... very stupid, are you nottu?"
"Ya mean 'bah-kah mesootoo'? Yeah, ya'll could say that."
"We kirl arr you comerads. You are rast."
"My fuckin' God! We got a Scooby-Doo right over 'ere! Say 'roadroller', chink."
"You ahr... very impo... lite. We can kirl you. You know tat?"
"Yeah, and as long I die fer mah countray, I don't give a rat's ass what ya'll do to me. Fuck me with a white tiger fer all I care! I ain't afraid no chinks, now! I ain't afraid no Russian, eether! Bring in those bears n' tigers, boys! I got mah stars and stripes, motherfu-"
"Very werl... you wirl be kirl for tis."
"... Bring in that fuckin' tiger, chump, and then we'll be talkin'."
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No racial slurs are used seriously. This is a fictional story. Please don't sue.
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