我經常做光怪陸離的夢。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOZf6zyPiX
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例如上一秒我可能在一大片人群以及鎂光燈下演講和嗚咽、下一秒在地鐵站中被絕種多年的肉食恐龍襲擊然後狂奔。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAB0jC54QH
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或者本來身處羅浮宮裡遇見Taylor Swift和她的新男友兼且歌詞藍本，一眨眼後就遠在東京的Jazz酒吧和村上春樹對賭大話骰。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaCnW8b3ju
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當然大學二年級的我還是會做很青春期分泌主導的夢，比如與前女友或者性感的女同學在布吉的別墅瘋狂做愛。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKLKA3RdVB
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現實中莫講是別墅並不存在，布吉在疫症蔓延時根本遙不可及。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7s9EiIT23
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這些夢雖然有趣，但可能因為太不真實，要區分夢境和現實並沒有太難。倒是昨天晚上，我造了一個匪夷所思但真實感極強的夢。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41tqp9xNti
在夢中我遇見了一隻黑色的貓，牠比176的我還要高一點，拿著木造的權仗，戴黃金的頸圈，像人一樣站着。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWb2vEpMtJH
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強要比喻的話，我會說牠跟古埃及文明的貓神長得有幾分像。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4A8PKB5iIC
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「人類，你有想要實現的願望嗎？」貓神用低沉的聲線說，牠大概是一個男性。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwMfW5BSKy
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「我啊？」我望望四周，不見有其他人類，指着自己問。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiawsSJmmx
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「對。」貓神用更低沉的聲線說。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMi8SHnH4Bt
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「啊…咁益我？」我有點迷惘以及搞不清狀況。平常這個時候我大概會意識到自己在發夢，但這次我居然有點覺得這個貓神是實實在在的出現在我面前。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwjLIVl27C
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對了！349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEIoED4IlT
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大概是因為氣味。正常的夢都是沒有氣味的，但這個夢有一股強烈的味道…到底是甚麼味道？有點像小時候去西九龍中心明將壽司內會聞到的味道，腥臭卻異常吸引。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFKSkDHv6F
「怎麼了，阿日，沒有想實現的願望嗎？」貓神問，聲音變得更更低沉了。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPwCGWX2Fx
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阿日是我的名字。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePtXT0oyVW
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「願望唔係無…但你係咪一定要用書面語講野？」我抓抓頭問，再一次懷疑到底這是夢境還是現實。如果是現實的話，整個設定未免太中二病了吧？還有為什麼牠會知道我的名字？349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡascDxV6cr7
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「所以我用口語說話就是你的最大願望嗎？」貓神用百萬富翁裡陳啓泰「最後答案？」似的語氣反問我。我並沒有看過陳啓泰的百萬富翁，但「我讀drama㗎」陳芷青經典之作卻在成長過程看過上千次。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZJThCyTeE
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「不是！不是！」我連忙答。怎麼我也變成了用書面語說話的怪人？349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbjTCOfl0j
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「我既願望…嗯…」世界和平實在太虛偽，變成全世界最有錢這種事實在太沒挑戰性。心想事成這種願望太空泛。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZ3p5e3oYe
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神貓降生在我面前，我得想一個對世界有意義的願望，不然就實在是太窩囊了。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOpHgOLEba
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快要到聖誕節…這個節日實在太可惡。好！我決定好了！349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QEK1ETOpp
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「我聖誕節想同女神一齊過！一齊返屋企！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3GJaW22Ig
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「很好，我可以幫你實現願望。請問你的女神是誰？」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwblcM59Qu
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「住我屋企隔離既敏青。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbQtSlMdxy
敏青是我高中的暗戀對象。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfX96OW4hMw
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女神成績很好，公開試前一直替我補習，可惜還沒有告訴她我的心意，我們便進入了不同的大學。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEr5PY5Um3
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當然我沒有辜負她的努力幫忙，我和敏青分別進了兩大，她是中文大學的學生，我則進了香港大學持續進修學院。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7f10Sm2eK
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因為是鄰居的關係，事實上我自小便認識她。我們住在元朗的小區，中學就在可步行的距離。高中前的敏青外表還是一個很普通的女生，但中四拔掉眼鏡，留黑長髮的她，加上溫柔樂天的性格，開始成為學校男生瘋狂追捧的對象。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbtdOIPhr2
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我也在差不多的時候為她著迷，甚至有點後悔沒有及早追求她。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAtDUcGqX7
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以我所知，中學時期因為學業和家規，她基本上都拒絕了這些狂蜂浪蝶的追求，亦乖乖的在十時前回家，十二時前睡覺。但進了大學後，喜歡她的人就更多了，聽說有追求者成功了，女神也已經變成別人的女朋友。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwtpKpIn42
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「很好，你的願望就是『聖誕節與敏青一起過，然後一同回家。』，對吧？」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbHXzIuowX
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貓神刻意低沉的聲音有點像老虎低吟，把我拉回現實（或者夢境）。我想起自己小時候還沒有長喉核時，為了不讓別人覺得我是女生，花了很多時間學習聲線壓低的方法。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgCGxGt7Nq
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「等等！」我叫。「如果只係聖誕咁未得一日？」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUwpznNruS
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「是的。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQBXYDqOHb
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「咁除夕倒數呢咁？」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszLXJUleY9
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「你的願望不能確保。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgIH619uz1
「咁唔得，咁我改一下…我想願望係『聖誕與敏青一同回家，然後每日與敏青一起過。』」我說。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHFC9AlpBN
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「很好，讓我改一下咒語。『聖誕與…』」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17V704Nk0d
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「等等等，如果我個願望咁樣咪即係好似迫女神鍾意我同埋同我一齊咁樣？我唔想強迫佢嘅意願…」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiDfYD4xGh
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「的確是強迫啊。」貓神說，這次沒有那麼低沉。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzS1uQvSTy
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「咁我改一下我個願望。我個願望係想女神都鍾意我，咁樣咪唔係強迫囉！」我沾沾自喜。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7t9ccQHKM
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「好。最後答案？」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QL0y8lPMj
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「無錯…」我有點猶豫。「啊！等陣！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRjPEPBARu
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「又點呀！！！」貓神暴怒地呼叫，聲調卻變得高起來，看來牠也像青春期的我一樣在刻意壓低聲線。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdJdIRWMHz
「原來你識講口語…」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHMONuAwJN
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「改夠未呀煩膠？」貓神大力用權杖撞落地上，我感覺到地面澎澎作響。我有點出奇貓神也懂得「煩膠」這個用語，貓界也有兩登嗎？349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlq11SZd5P4
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「今次真係最後…」我說，「如果你個咒語搞到我變咗女仔，咁我去咗女神屋企咪英雄無用武之地，所以我繼續要係男仔，而且每晚都要同女神一齊瞓！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOaVuBpS5v
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「『煩膠阿日由聖誕開始將會與女神敏青同居、同睡。其間敏青將會視阿日為最愛，而阿日將保持雄性身份。』，此乃第一個願望，未許之願還剩兩個。貓貓貓貓貓貓貓貓貓貓…」貓神再次壓低聲線，用力念着咒語。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBB22o2556
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「貓貓貓貓貓貓？」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyBuvhn2Y5
「雄性？點解係用雄性呢個字唔係用男仔？」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdIYSZnApj
「原來仲有兩個願望？」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYc2THjBcAn
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很多問題浮在我的腦海，我嘗試大聲叫出來，卻有如黑洞一樣的力量在拉扯着我的身體以及腦袋，然後把我的聲線完全給進無底深潭內。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFwpyGjyPw
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四肢好像沒有辦法發力一樣，心臟停止跳動，身體各個器官都出現前所未見的劇痛，感覺就像貓神走進了我的身體內，然後用權仗把我的世界劃破再重新裝坎。就像遇見了死神一樣，卻又突然被賦予重生的感覺。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMLxBjuN4m
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如果還有兩個願望的話，我寧願不許，也絕對不想再經歷兩次這種痛楚…349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CqUsZ5pjS
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我在睡夢中醒來。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpy5ji2RqzA
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我突然想起，那股在剛才那個夢境以及名將壽司中出現過的香味是什麼。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYMupgVags
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是過期罐頭裏的吞拿魚。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKDyEzhqKM
