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一聲宏亮的怒斥貫穿整條陰暗巷弄，那之後只剩倒地的人發出羸弱呻吟，其餘皆是寂靜。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIuQOwSED4
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三秒、五秒、十秒過去，剩下兩名猴子互相大眼瞪小眼的時間裡，聽見巨響的住戶紛紛拉開窗簾一探究竟了。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHGHYCIN8L
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這附近晚上就時常聚集一些老愛叼菸嬉戲的青少年，講也講不聽勸也勸不退，盡是大聲嚷嚷、擾民至極。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIWZm4KSd4
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住戶們本還以為他們終於克制不住野性相互動粗了正準備報警，殊不知拉開簾子一見倒地的是平常帶頭叫囂的混混，別說叫警察來了，他們一各個放下手機。從地表往建築上方看去，一間間住戶的方形窗戶亮著燈，滿滿的人型剪影就靠在窗邊看好戲。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLeeO33j0A
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善伸憤怒地呼了一口氣，惡狠狠的眼神瞪向另外兩名挨打名單，後者接受到殺人視線便是一個背脊發涼的冷顫。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcn2gThLyh
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因為茉紅梨是聽得懂7成中文的國際化好孩子，所以她的驚訝並不亞於另外兩人。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg099WkdL4r
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剛剛善伸把自己講得好像是他女兒一樣真是怪彆扭的！還有最後句末的那聲「幹！」，鏗鏘有力、包含情感，甚至帶有台灣韻味的道地腔調，竟令茉紅梨刮目相看！227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡia5YMB0zS7
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『啊不是很會講？現在怎麼變啞巴了？』善伸咄咄逼人的口吻，一字一句都像前進的坦克車，逼得他們只有慢慢向後退的份。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRglP7Y78LL
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『這、這位爸爸，你先別激動！我們只是想跟你的漂亮女兒示好……』矮猴子自知打不過對方，兩手舉於胸前向前緩推，示意善伸不要衝動、更不要靠近。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcYflJlnzM
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這隻矮猴子還算聰明，另一隻瘦猴子就真的腦筋不大好使了，善伸的怒嗆激得他獸性大發，鼓起根本就沒有胸肌的胸膛，以猩猩之姿向前回嗆。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBvsjYs1Vl
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『幹拎娘雞掰勒！沒兇你就當拎北病貓膩哈？』227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxySbN7Gyh
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Ho~Ho~Ho~227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaKzjkO1qM
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就連不知道善伸實力強度的茉紅梨在一旁看了都不自覺在心裡驚呼了起來——這傢伙到底是哪來的勇氣呢？227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49hFqdkgMa
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病貓猴子一個跨步向前，一把就是舉起那根枯柴般的細臂往善伸臉上揍去，善伸稍稍扭頭便輕鬆化解，以朝旁邊扭去的重心借力使力，直接複製對方的攻擊，用大砲般的重拳直砸在臉上。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxByVbJjlG
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率先飛出去的是牙齒跟血沫，再來才是人體本身，就像被急速迎來的轎車衝撞，那個速度快到肉眼根本無法捕捉。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaium5owW30
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在拳頭砸在臉上發出「碰！」的巨響後，旁人內心完全沒有別的想法，只能直呼：完蛋了，要死人了！227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJcBfgRfTG
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但是奇蹟發生了——227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajGIw7sCmX
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應該與牆壁或地面親密接觸的劇烈碰撞聲沒有如期發出，住家觀眾們錄影的手機螢幕上，呈現的是一旁倒塌樹盆瞬間爆發成大樹的驚奇畫面。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCRbrRrFdR
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窣窣——227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMGXKetO6c
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橫向生長的巨樹擋在飛行路徑上，茂密林葉成了完美緩衝，讓撞進枝椏綠葉間的那人免於重傷。受到餘勁激起的嫩葉漫天飛舞，安靜的空間裡只剩最後一位倖存者了。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXg5vd1tf6
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『噫——！拍謝拍謝啦！別、別打了好不好，這位大哥、呃不、老大！』227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvbY4mUhdD
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最後一人不斷伸手求饒試圖減緩善伸情緒，警戒著的同時慢慢側步到被揍飛的夥伴身邊，最後連滾帶爬地拖著受傷的兩人夾著尾巴離去。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoGXWrnyjS
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猴子離開後善伸的怒氣也跟著下降，他注意到四面八方傳來的細碎討論聲，仰頭快速環視一圈，最後視線放回橫倒在巷子中央的、那棵不可能出現在這窄小空間的樹。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0W6uJwN6X
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深吸一口氣發出傷腦筋的吸氣聲，搔頭頻率之快感受得出來他很苦惱，果然馬上就發出悲鳴，「唉，我又做過頭了……」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvsS8lYr37
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「茉紅啊。」粗略反省一下自己的第無數次失控後，善伸喚了喚小跟班，朝她走近，「還好嗎？妳有沒有嚇到？」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpjJAdzWfQ
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「你是指……」被剛剛那些人，還是你？227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggs63Pf1Tw
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一把溫熱厚實的掌蓋上頭頂，茉紅梨感受到善伸正溫柔搓揉著。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3mvK44gVd
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「我有個跟妳差不多年紀的女兒，看到那些猴子對女高中生說那種話不小心就失去理智了，哎呀，失態失態！」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cJqZoyOwd
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茉紅梨仍在茫然，所謂那種話又是什麼。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe01PDNMWfd
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她根本不會台語。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACLY43hUHV
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「呃，其實我剛剛沒聽懂，他們到底說了什麼？」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42u8VPQne6
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「啊對吼，夾雜台語對妳來說太陌生了，那是台灣人的在地語言，沒事沒事，我再慢慢教妳就好。」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1JGMQvPk7
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雖然仔細想想，單單一兩句話應該根本傷不了這位放棄學業跑來海外的瘋子，但善伸內心依然鬆了口氣。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOkwfinPgi
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「好～我們差不多該閃人了，剛剛不小心引起騷動都被住戶拍到了。」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡia2YFBNlEQ
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茉紅梨這才意識到方才暴力行徑的嚴重性，也才意會過來這裡是住宅區，猛然抬頭，這裡的住戶們聽到吼叫跟巨響後應該會在窗台圍觀——227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOb3V7pBhYL
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……什麼人都沒有。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCL8D9h7xLL
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窗台上擺放的小盆栽內延伸出一株株細長植物，其茂密巨葉遮滿了視野，牆壁邊灰色排水管纏繞著的藤蔓叢生，把整片牆面的一切鎖得又勞又密，這樣子別說人影了，連房間的燈光都透不出來。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5T9vpTlI5E
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此時走到倒樹前的善伸隻手一揮，巨樹瞬間恢復成能塞入陶瓷花盆內的原尺寸。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xgOS9a3tI
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「啊啊……花盆都碎了，但是直接找住戶賠錢反而容易暴露身分啊……」他對著一地碎塊喃喃自語。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJma20a4s0o
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「你之前該不會一直使用個性破壞私人財產吧，老大。」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1q7bXSWcyz
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「老大？」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTmCOIbLOz
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善伸疑惑之餘，只見茉紅梨朝他這走近，做出戲謔笑容般的鬼臉代替回答——嗯，君臨猴子山的老大。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9W54jD3mz5
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由於住戶的視線全被植物完美阻擋，茉紅梨就也不遮掩了，蹲下來像堆沙堡一樣將盆栽的碎塊聚集，雙手覆蓋上去，不一會兒，手下的形狀突變，又是一個豪無裂痕的盆栽。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtkFlASWmh
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早已做好覺悟要暫時跟隨這個人，初次見面時便坦承了個性，只是還沒親自示範過而已。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VSVhqxfmj
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「聽到的時候我就想說了，妳的個性未免也太萬能了吧？」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zirBOWje6
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「真的那麼萬能的話我現在還會來這裡嗎？」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsufp4uSRN3
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盆栽因為原本不平整的設計瑕疵搖搖晃晃，最後朝一旁倒去，茉紅梨輕輕扶起卻又倒下，重複了幾次才終於找到平衡點。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQKMuABk1e
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話語裡隱含訴不盡的無奈，來到這裡，正是她找尋平衡點的過程。
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「……也是呢。」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2LsqGw7st
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來到異地已經過了一週，茉紅梨過得還算適應，尤其白天基本上都是善伸帶隊的美食探索時間，不太可能會有任何生活上的不適感。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNQUCAtftS
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「我一直很想問一個問題，老大。」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYLRpVsqh8
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「嗯？」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyqXPF7FcE
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「你在台灣待很久了吧？都不會想念家人嗎？你不是有個跟我差不多大的女兒？」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpVG5ORhXT
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善伸停下手中的筷子，把嚼到一半的肉圓一口吞下，「當然想念啊。」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSJeKL0hOq
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「那為什麼——」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRt4Cnzpb51
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「那妳又是為什麼要待在這裡？」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfn6Btjplv
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短短一句反問便讓茉紅梨明白自己問了個蠢問題，不、蠢的並非問題本身，而是茉紅梨自己明明跟善伸是相同處境。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNIPkBZ1r8
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可是她仍然不明白。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Xo79nKfm0
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「還不是因為你在這……等等！老大你這是什麼眼神？」因為正在探討嚴肅話題，她壓根沒想到剛才的發言有多危險，只是直觀地認為地點並非自己所能選擇，「但你為什麼選擇在國外？俠義精神也可以在日本履行啊。」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJITRBwSj3
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「因為我老婆小孩都在這啊。」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeeuLRyUEU
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咦？227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUC9gatmoqX
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那你為何不跟她們一起住？227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgUR2rKnrc
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——茉紅梨怕問題太敏感始終無法開口。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiEmYZLTKl
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不過震驚的表情太過明顯，也不用她開口問，善伸便貼心地先回答了。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUByOp7H5u
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「我老婆是嫁到日本的台灣人，不過以前我忙著進行英雄活動，實在沒什麼時間陪她們，孩子慢慢長大，我卻連她國中畢業了都不知道。沒參加畢業典禮是最後一根稻草，我老婆氣得直接帶著女兒回台灣念高中。」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAXsbb4wQJ
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善伸口裡道著自己的故事，一邊用筷子把玩盤裡的食物，把肉圓的皮切成碎末。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wtr7QeUmr
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「我當然馬上就赴湯蹈火跟來啦！但是她們還是不想讓我進門，所以我只能自己租房，就像妳現在看到的這樣囉。」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IpJ6mWcvo
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「她們氣成這樣啊……」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBfp3qcvua
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「所以啦，就知道我以前到底有多過分，完全沒盡到爸爸到職務。可是工作忙啊，我相信社會上肯定有一大票遭遇這種問題的人，事業跟家庭無法兼顧。」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8So825j3m
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原來是這樣啊…..227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwG2c8wlZmM
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這又回到茉紅梨曾經思考過的問題，英雄的忙碌難以想像，她不確定自己是否真的有辦法拋下與家人共處的時間成為英雄。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCOE2xTkGB
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「職業英雄很忙碌，這是逼不得已的吧？家人難道不能體諒一下嗎？」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNR8i45wbDF
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「妳是說要她們體諒一個拋下自己去拯救其他人的混蛋嗎？」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGeRDVgd0s
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見坐在對面座位的小跟班啞口無言，善伸無奈輕笑，終於是放下手中玩弄食物用的筷子。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn38dI8FEp5
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「茉紅啊，英雄可並非等同於『好人』哦，立場一改變在任何人眼裡都有可能成為『壞人』。」微微低頭，善伸細碎的黑色髮絲便垂落眼前，「我想妳肯定懂這個道理的。」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGL8pwzraME
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「……嗯，我懂。」聞言，茉紅梨雙眸一沉，「那你為什麼還決意要默默當個英雄？」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8RgduQdm3
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茉紅梨也不知道問了這個問題能幹嘛，是想聽見滿意的回答來說服自己「目前的選擇並沒有錯」嗎？227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3dFkNBHzD
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她不是很明白，只不過唯一確定的是，眼前抬起頭的善伸眼神充滿悲傷。227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8BTyvXmB7
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「誰知道呢？或許我就是個天生的混蛋吧。」
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哎呀，最近不管是另一邊還是這裡都在走搞笑路線，突然嚴肅起來好不習慣QQ227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXTyAdCvQj
其實我一直很喜歡嚴肅議題跟哲學，也喜歡黑色幽默或社會諷刺類型的東西227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6szBJ3vhC
不過大雜燴我更喜歡，如果有哪一個故事全部要素都包含了我一定看爆XDDD227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHaZBZ3HZO
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善伸：「話說為什麼我們要吃著肉圓討論這種東西？」227Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvEc7g6AFy
茉紅梨：「......抱歉，我的錯。」
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