第二十六回 ふれあい128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0yOH55D0j
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聽聞香港歧視鏈排行榜係由南至北，住淺水灣歧視住柴灣，港島區歧視九龍區，西九歧視東九，九龍塘歧視上水，新界西歧視新界北，當中食物鏈最頂端當然係住山頂嘅朋友。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQj9tf804M
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作為一個悲微嘅九龍居民絕小過港島區，自從做咗炒散就多咗好多機會過呢，主要當然係送貨。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqmhV07MdN
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不過今日有小小例外，因為有d私事所以去西環走一轉。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfhSJ88Xqw
對呢個地方嘅印象係好多海味舖，好多覺得住舊區好形嘅鬼佬，同埋好多愛心爆棚一個人拖幾隻唐狗出街嘅人。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtN02XlvpY
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中午時份過到呢，見到仲有好多著到好街坊嘅鬼佬攞住支啤酒拖住著狗企係酒吧前面到隊啤，點解佢地好似唔洗做咁？128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNcof7hm7o
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望住手機個地址，喺西環海皮嗰邊嘅一間西餐廳。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡso6zO3FH2M
距離地鐵站唔算遠好快就去到，如果平日我一定唔會食呢D餐廳，個價錢真心貴。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXYuHzFCkd
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3oTxO4MlG
一入到去以後自己去咗外國，有好多七彩玻璃裝飾，木做天花吊扇好似慢動作一樣咁轉轉下，淺藍色天花同白色牆，d枱放得唔算太密，小圓枱鋪咗白色餐枱布同仲有一支小黃菊插係水晶花瓶到，成間餐廳佈置到希臘小白屋一樣好鬼靚。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4XOviM5Jv
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望望下有人向我揮手，原來亞儷已經到咗，仲坐係最入嘅一張枱到，估唔到我地只係隔咗一日又再見面。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeXFd5sNct
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立即行埋去：［到咗好耐呀？］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQnIcfOELx
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBC4k1ntc2U
亞儷：［唔係，早你小小啫。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7UY3NVwzH
佢望住我忍唔住笑。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcsR8Z0qin
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWNXudkeGj
我問：［做乜？］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUE8nGB7Hdu
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亞儷：［今日唔係短褲背心拖鞋喎。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2jCdf7kJ7
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我：［點同呢，今日特登過呢見妳丫嗎。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcwku0QnBN
雖然無著老西，不過點都著返條長褲，唔係街坊裝。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMxHJtLfV7
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坐底之後亞儷話：［叫野食先啦。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpN5gEbS4Aj
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攞起份餐牌一睇一張相都無全英文寫到密麻麻。幾想攞部手機出呢即時翻譯，不過自尊心制止咗呢個行為，好彩仲識分魚同肉。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkf8Mm4jBEY
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當個肥佬侍應行過呢同落單時，佢又係全英，果然係做閪人生意。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCkOV5PK6C
佢幫亞儷落完單就望住我講英文，望見佢個樣第一個反應就係諗起林雪做茶記侍應嗰一幕。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeJHUTHOPp
可惜呢到無ABC餐比我叫，只好指住個餐牌有個應該係牛肉嘅餐。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgBijnhS7N
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侍應行開之後我問：［妳之前同話去寶翠園嗰邊食架，做乜突然轉地方？］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNDQAV1lyc
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ym6QmHhXg
亞儷：［啱啱個仔同我講話一陣同d同學去嗰邊飲野，費事比佢地撞到啦。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtsjiq8SpZ
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我：［哦.... 妳驚好似我咁。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5wJ6CkVa0
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXNSpiDLk6
亞儷一手指住我話：［你仲好講，前日比你老婆撞到正，問你點甩身你又話要出呢先傾。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZqC4XnKS5
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我：［哈哈，唔係邊有藉口再約妳呀。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqy26Qs1Uh5
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqP7HzZn5M
亞儷聽到我咁講耷底頭偷笑咗一下然後話：［咁仲唔快d講。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ16pZ7hdjJ
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw69U3BdxoY
我：［唉…唔好提，個身仲痛緊。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDdNd8UdKA
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8s47ffHqN
亞儷好愕然：［唔係呀，佢郁手打你呀？］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPHpiIXtCJ
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhjwX3Z39d
我：［點止打呀，仲要我跪係地下成晚懺悔添。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuMM4spDbM
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDL360fJQ3
亞儷：［吓，咁你無事丫嗎？］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRUJUyhHFz
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我：［之後仲要罰抄一萬句我以後不敢偷食添。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAhhhd5oYy
之後我無出聲只係望住佢笑，聽到呢到亞儷開始覺得唔對路。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyU0fskP6gR
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFB0TKKeWn
亞儷：［點呀，係唔係玩我呀？］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmuRH7tmjl
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8zWYkD1ZN
我：［哈哈，講下笑啫。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1A6wV9aTAh
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumZ5GR0kCw
亞儷：［你再唔講我就走啦。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4DZUS5jeE
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOotwKxHrdj
我：［okok，我咪照直同佢講囉。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjanvkSwij
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFP1Gx3qhQt
亞儷面黑黑：［仲玩呀。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnk18Fc0FQb
講完準備起身。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcR74FlkBc
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我：［我講真架，妳聽埋先啦。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqn8g6w8A0X
亞儷半信半疑咁坐返底。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVw2LRfIDXx
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相信唔只亞儷，好多人都想知偷食斷正可以點做。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMZYZXpbGq
等我帶大家返去兩日前先，以下乃高難度動作，家中有細路嘅你（妳）切勿模仿。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXW7eEv5XCx
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話說係地鐵站比老婆見到我送亞儷走。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgR8b1qGMlL
嗰一刻個腦真係一片空白，望住老婆面上表情，感受到濃烈殺氣，睇怕都死L硬。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAparwGFij6
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正常人應該可以準備身後事，幸好作為一個大話專家臨場執生能力高。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmnonJBg16
第一時間扮到好鎮定咁望住亞儷，若無期事咁同佢講：［有乜野我再call妳，byebye。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRaN8HBYwJ
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhn07iz3Pg
雖然亞儷個樣有d愕然唔知點算，但係佢都無乜可以做，唔通企係到食花生等睇戲咩，只係好有禮貌咁笑一笑然後離開。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTdfvRaTBC
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睇住佢係眼前消失之後繼續拆炸彈。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDnJws7GtC
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老婆當然黑晒面問：［我問你呀，佢係邊個呀？］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnO4YqifnOx
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fZ84yIO5F
我深深吸一口氣，然後話：［實不相瞞，啱啱約咗位人妻，打算同佢偷食。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIxfWoFN1h
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyBX2a74kb
老婆聽到咁講即刻好大反應大聲話：［乜話？］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuQC2diIAY
地鐵站周圍d人個個都望住我地，睇呢危險程度又再升多一級，都係唔好再玩火。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMtnh6n2Il
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我：［老婆妳冷靜D先，妳望一望我。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QN1tTXgQM
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老婆上下打量我一野無出聲。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwW9kBm2epa
我繼續講：［妳幾時見過有人偷食會著背心短褲同拖鞋好似落街買餸咁樣架？妳係女人見到我咁都唔會有興趣啦係唔係呀。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb46R8zKh5Q
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAw2EJXzva
老婆又再上下啤多一次跟住問：［你未答我剛才個係乜人呀。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvBl65CzuT
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睇呢仲未撲息d火。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IPNgchtUs
我：［仲可以有乜女人搵我丫，一睇就知啦，著到咁靚女除咗保險仲可以係乜。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaumlHVzhk
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老婆：［無啦啦做乜有保險搵你呀？］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8gF4PQw3H
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszxfXXeIbB
我：［轉MPF呀皇帝。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBML9RlwUW
呢個合情合理嘅理由，睇老婆面色就知佢信到十足，可惜撲息一個火頭另一個又起。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiFga6BE3E
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWrCMpnAuG
老婆繼續面黑黑咁話：［今朝我話個女你做乜事走咗去呀？］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmjNwFMdlZ
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrSE0qk1IH
我：［咁唔通我又加把口鬧埋一齊呀，鬧有用我一早鬧咗啦。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxxmCoxbMV
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPqsG7MfQf
老婆基本上係無理我答乜，佢只係不停咁將今朝鬧個女嘅野重複係我面前鬧多一次，不過我都無聽佢講乜，只係唔出聲由得佢發洩到返屋企為止。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXmdw9NAOs
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一路行個心已經係到偷笑，估唔到咁都無事，無野嘅只係太清楚老婆性格，佢對我有絕對信任，唔係信我唔會出軌，而係信我無本事出軌。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXU478LmZT
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亞儷聽完我講返成件事就話：［咁都可以甩身，睇呢我要對你從新估計。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXlF6RfrHZ
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我：［估計乜？］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFghlTyTsVs
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiLiV1JiHQ
亞儷：［你講野有幾多成係真囉。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyQXTjqOKi
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NKK9Y9S96
我：［都係去到非迫不得已先講大話啫，呃人好辛苦架。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqu6Ivt8An
無錯，講大話講得多個人真係人格分裂咁。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9y38uvT4o
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我：［係呢，做乜今日妳無返工？］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6r7PpyuOvR
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5LuUF8Ayz
亞儷笑笑口話：［今朝唔知醒。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0e8hNOMcg1
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我：［尋晚又同d人夫傾到好夜呀？］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCV24DwN2F
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSn4zAYZI9p
亞儷搖搖頭話：［唔係，尋晚食咗d安眠藥。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9OMk0WlM4
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4Tygs3FOp
我：［做乜事要食藥？］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OInl42fZ2
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSTedmKABF
亞儷個樣有d無奈：［平日都瞓得唔好，食咗一排藥架啦。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3ySuY7Bkb
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我：［係唔係太大壓力？］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgljn2ONKe
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亞儷：［都市人有邊個無壓力。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWd3iEliym7
咁佢又無講錯，近年新聞成日都有人坐坐下車因為小小事都可以打大交，證明大家都好大壓力。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiO2yIr0wR
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於是我地邊食飯邊傾下工作，我做炒散嘅無乜煩惱，政府宣傳都有講啦，做炒散又有乜好怕喎，生命無希望前路唔洗創，主要都係聽下佢講公司野，好快我地就食完個lunch。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZfECVRyvk
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我：［妳係唔係要返屋企開工呀？］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡex1DtYJDuR
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亞儷：［係呀。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjzCVfzCO1
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0TG007yol
佢未必想我知佢住邊，都係喺門口各自各走好d。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7F7ml3BSA4
我：［咁我唔阻妳啦，bye bye。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6gE7EYGUP
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF69Fwy4ROb
正當講完轉身行咗幾步亞儷就叫停我。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKckKoVm3M
亞儷：［明呀，你趕唔趕時間呀？］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyjDOymHDP
128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiAJdw8epv
我：［唔趕呀，做乜呀？］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ250agEaYB
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亞儷：［咁... 可唔可以陪我行一陣。］128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyg2SivLIBM
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剛才餐飯都feel到佢唔只係工作問題架啦，既然叫到梗係無問題啦。128Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1DAa2DlKy
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