第五回 幾分傷心幾分痴188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdU5FXOOO8l
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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJFGZhITio
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgE9I2v9U4
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JyqjLFXAm
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡee33jr4auo
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7DMFNiOFJ
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2GObKd5xZ
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaBTgWRyGz
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe96zVoBozP
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我：[呢D人真過份，咁…妳食咗野未呀？]188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ597FWCxie4
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAhaAqUT3Z
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當我想返入房時。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPUUDfNgv1
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老婆：[你幫我煮個餐蛋麵。]188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSjniWPwpd
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDO5zW72G4C
仆街啦…188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmReLl0a6vl
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我：[係…呀…]188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4GGOnbCC1
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老婆：[食乜呀？]188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6ndJdP4US
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVrUQ7UkjQ
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVTjilGryg
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNkFjoTM6w
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cHfbHEEpa
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYHMn3NFAR
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWZktYmGz1
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvTDHP5B5W
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGljIKBWEPk
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg39BcAUPuF
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2QHCjK5yo
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFA5MAchtn
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsjhwTheHF
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義 它不會扭轉分開的心意…]188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIWHLOv9WK
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQn7gCxTlZ
唉，又乜呀…188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyF7LIL6BVI
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLxoAqKpTv
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTLP7Qdni6
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係唔係玩野呀…188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ037coqqCFM
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80HaP9o5B1
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPWL9VA9zI
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUik4SnxNiO
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBBiYVzurg
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllFoMJObAE
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfUeIds1gy
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2I35rXETFi
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8l79IHEBHW
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAUbHHSfhL
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0Wo0TBU7a
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樂敏：【好一般。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJZaphd5mF
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmiTACrZTR
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfk8pBKgUf
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNa56j2SaF
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRFnvr7DyL
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnISZj8pyhi
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aYsLrU3gY
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcQafkBgEs
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tIzjOGTCK
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbtHG2PQsV
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmj1SZ3Lhaf
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJNfw9N0bI
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rOxG79i8G
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我：【吓…】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYi1T2INUp
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fqsfanDPs
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJKAPW0RdI
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpUMxQfqYu
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4trzo50tcy
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPD3MLG8wY
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cIXTaHT2L
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpj37inr1A3
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGF5BDbp9w
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbBaXMxgRV
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGmZfMjcbh
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMCntr1lQu
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj73z72I85e
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyr3Za52Zb
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPKZmxeDJm
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLq63osWMjm
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfjUUVPkQY
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodGSq3jPVm
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRzkqGklhK
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Wj2CKn2ui
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHoRICo71r
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBk3DuFuQ25
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbJlry2PJI
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwp9ydnbllx
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtd3AQdQ0GH
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR14pFkPlvE
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlR5ger4Uh
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeTw37eApp
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樂敏：【嗯。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUH9uxpmQKI
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8z0bUbv541
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2C3Nn3nkbO
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwXF9zHqLi
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我：【咁佢現在點？】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpr7d8FqVV
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOM5KYSkXAC
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YeHNlRQV1
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeWjR3GPlA
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcF4sn6Z5V
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBTfOmr4zl
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpuOeIP1wH
咁又係麵包與愛情，根本無選擇。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Kx0KKgfDe
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIUBPz9lUr
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyXXTmyTKH
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ034NALSMT
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUeseR8CUY
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHW5kLNe6I
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpq2JmmW71A
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGlwbRpcC1
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqvecWZZTh
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我：【我有約過妳睇戲架，不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVuvNeHUQr
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBqASg2lOc
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkp3QDmabI
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCpB5puIfx
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoM4cH5YWGw
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】188Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9arQYPL9e
呢句說話係唔係暗示緊D乜野？
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