第五回 幾分傷心幾分痴132Please respect copyright.PENANAbLJjSRxfoT
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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣,唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。132Please respect copyright.PENANAT6grZpPkqO
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳,唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理,玩自己架咋。132Please respect copyright.PENANAouqHtXQLrG
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯,你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲,真係好難服侍。132Please respect copyright.PENANAkQIcKbuiol
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色,之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。132Please respect copyright.PENANA1sLKrb0PUi
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。132Please respect copyright.PENANAg1NKV4Hpxc
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣,唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺,132Please respect copyright.PENANAKkjFIg0hp6
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多,無錯就係同太監一樣。132Please respect copyright.PENANA64lwcjW1KR
我:[皇…唔係,老婆…妳唔係要OT咩?]132Please respect copyright.PENANAesfn6ebJ1x
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皇…唔係,老婆連望都無望我一眼講:[唔好提啦,明明約好都可以甩底。]132Please respect copyright.PENANAPM1N87xTeg
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我:[呢D人真過份,咁…妳食咗野未呀?]132Please respect copyright.PENANAHHjJMpZDNH
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老婆:[食唔落呀。]132Please respect copyright.PENANAB2wx0xrxJn
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我:[咁…休息下先囉。]132Please respect copyright.PENANAZ21AybwwIR
當我想返入房時。132Please respect copyright.PENANA7pEfd3BlZ8
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老婆:[你幫我煮個餐蛋麵。]132Please respect copyright.PENANAb3acRUDphZ
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我:[好…我現在即刻煮。]132Please respect copyright.PENANA1eIRfu8E8B
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老婆:[你地啱啱落街食野呀?]132Please respect copyright.PENANA4Ke0iMocUN
仆街啦…132Please respect copyright.PENANAUFoBtlM4LY
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我:[係…呀…]132Please respect copyright.PENANAr6Sd7n8hMT
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老婆:[食乜呀?]132Please respect copyright.PENANAbeZtZBoN8u
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我:[哦…重可以食乜丫,咪樓下茶記囉。]132Please respect copyright.PENANAoMrRI8dKCj
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。132Please respect copyright.PENANAunKg3y0ees
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。132Please respect copyright.PENANAUgJriMZwfx
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢:[食得啦。]132Please respect copyright.PENANAiWF4lOBmKh
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話:[無菜嘅?]132Please respect copyright.PENANAoyx1rZlggH
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我:[吓…妳想食菜呀?我…即刻煮。]132Please respect copyright.PENANAmmYxlel3ju
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老婆:[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉,唉…算啦,唔洗啦。]132Please respect copyright.PENANAr79T8qj8ZK
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。132Please respect copyright.PENANA4Ue5FqP1Mv
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。132Please respect copyright.PENANArqtzQ1O7Z9
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視,我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。132Please respect copyright.PENANAYTaaxl1WH9
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌,特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭,可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期,四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星,相比起現在…唉。132Please respect copyright.PENANAe0d4BbLF7L
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今日聽乜好呢?望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD,手指一指,就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘,人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。132Please respect copyright.PENANAXI2pUPRIVh
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲:[哭泣聲絕無意義 它不會扭轉分開的心意…]132Please respect copyright.PENANAZnOsYLmZf6
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就係我培養緊情緒時,忽然老婆大叫:[老公!]132Please respect copyright.PENANAmccXqJeyoW
唉,又乜呀…132Please respect copyright.PENANAzlpMqlJwLM
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扭細聲部HiFi問:[乜野事?]132Please respect copyright.PENANAwYmjY95Nm9
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老婆:[唔好聽王傑啦,唱到死人冧樓咁,我想聽mirror呀。]132Please respect copyright.PENANAGbXyXuCJUL
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係唔係玩野呀…132Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1ODqfTQjj
好多男人都話,玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢,而係女人同細路,真係一D都無講錯。132Please respect copyright.PENANAb0h4dPn04y
我:[我無買mirror D碟喎。]132Please respect copyright.PENANAg9MRr0u39k
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老婆:[youtube咪有囉。]132Please respect copyright.PENANANSRMq5tk50
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror,自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。132Please respect copyright.PENANAjcHrT6EHMJ
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我:【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀?】132Please respect copyright.PENANA7o6jy2nHgA
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樂敏好快就回覆我:【係呀。】132Please respect copyright.PENANAk283hdzLCi
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我:【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】132Please respect copyright.PENANA4paJGG4UAV
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樂敏:【OK啦,佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】132Please respect copyright.PENANArKSeCZA85X
一出手就soho,唔怪得之溝到女。132Please respect copyright.PENANAo0v1WEppPp
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我:【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】132Please respect copyright.PENANA689fHPX1al
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樂敏:【好一般。】132Please respect copyright.PENANAq6Jy63unAd
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我:【妳講食物定人先?】132Please respect copyright.PENANAVrtkvVmobG
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樂敏:【兩樣都係。】132Please respect copyright.PENANAzeAbV99ntr
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我真係忍唔住問:【咁妳又同佢上床?】132Please respect copyright.PENANAlDKZQPAudw
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樂敏:【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】132Please respect copyright.PENANAS4RK5RDqkf
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…132Please respect copyright.PENANAAAVvl95omF
超,亞明,酸乜春野啫,你又唔係人地嘅SL,你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。132Please respect copyright.PENANAPa9CJogP4o
咁我都知,不過…都想喺呢到講句,希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話,幫幫忙,比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。132Please respect copyright.PENANAQY13sZRAO2
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底,但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句:【咁…玩得開唔開心?】132Please respect copyright.PENANAbjZOPkDfPx
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樂敏:【唔太開心。】132Please respect copyright.PENANAIwyCVF5OcJ
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎,唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人?132Please respect copyright.PENANA04gCrrvBmX
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咁我好奇即刻再追問:【Why?】132Please respect copyright.PENANAsMJLA7NdcJ
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樂敏:【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】132Please respect copyright.PENANAXRYxiT5EzI
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我:【吓…】132Please respect copyright.PENANAGcuYTaVZ5O
如果有一條女肯同我上床,但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先,咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做,132Please respect copyright.PENANACBzZwibc0b
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名?樂敏!樂敏!妳好正呀!132Please respect copyright.PENANAXLwkzg2KZT
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky!Lucky!Good boy!有乜分別?132Please respect copyright.PENANAXjwa5iJys4
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀!上呀!又真係充滿愛意架喎。132Please respect copyright.PENANACe6KPWqLRQ
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣?132Please respect copyright.PENANAaIfvWaiDYN
樂敏,妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有,相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。132Please respect copyright.PENANAr3y67HbnMK
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句:【咁啫係點呀?】132Please respect copyright.PENANAEndvC1FErM
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樂敏:【總之,我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】132Please respect copyright.PENANAI7I06VjYPo
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅,我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走,不過咁講又好hurt人。132Please respect copyright.PENANAigpdxwsG8O
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我:【或者佢緊趕時間啫,妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】132Please respect copyright.PENANAqEYO7JD2fz
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樂敏:【唔啦,唔鍾意就搵過一個算,又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】132Please respect copyright.PENANAEZxqjLjB4A
唉,呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。132Please respect copyright.PENANA1riOrycFwx
鬼叫香港女少男多咩,特別係玩app,我諗個比例真係一比九十九。132Please respect copyright.PENANAKD8LEuLIDT
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咁男人係唔係無選擇?又唔係嘅,呢D好睇個人能力,你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。132Please respect copyright.PENANA7S5Mf1rTf1
我鐘意食二餸飯,三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。132Please respect copyright.PENANAjXFeYeIsP6
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樂敏繼續講:【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】132Please respect copyright.PENANAABLLegljd6
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我:【妳重好掛住之前個SL?】132Please respect copyright.PENANAYzFAV0PpSx
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樂敏:【太多回憶,你知唔知呀,佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧,我對佢重多過對我老公,所以好難話放底就放底。】132Please respect copyright.PENANAE2b2jPArqt
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。132Please respect copyright.PENANAD2UFBh05IA
我:【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架?】132Please respect copyright.PENANAjpZQEmC9IS
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樂敏:【哈哈,有架,SL又唔鐘意戴套喎,有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】132Please respect copyright.PENANAvdUXOLbPBP
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我:【咁點算,check DNA?】132Please respect copyright.PENANAYigobCHFmi
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樂敏:【無呀,咁我老公係快啫,又唔係唔得,而且個仔越大越似老公,所以應該係佢。】132Please respect copyright.PENANARGRfweaI09
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我:【哦,咁都好D,好少聽妳講舊SL,妳同佢一齊幾耐?】132Please respect copyright.PENANAZjsI5VccYo
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樂敏:【七年,如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】132Please respect copyright.PENANA64YsrQUPpx
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐,邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。132Please respect copyright.PENANAVj5mHEGSQV
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我:【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】132Please respect copyright.PENANAKQzWv9Dwv1
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樂敏:【嗯。】132Please respect copyright.PENANATdoRElQ6r4
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我:【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】132Please respect copyright.PENANArJuKqIIsxD
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樂敏:【嗯,十年,所以我地唔會有結果。】132Please respect copyright.PENANAh6kEWyRvD5
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢?食小鮮肉喎,真係AV情節一樣。132Please respect copyright.PENANAtQZffGqKwJ
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我:【咁佢現在點?】132Please respect copyright.PENANARwHh52Ca3X
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樂敏:【早排佢結婚,臨結婚前一晚佢搵我,佢話好掛住我。】132Please respect copyright.PENANApMeUZ0jEtB
正常嘅,如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。132Please respect copyright.PENANA4YjpgNYbqC
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我:【佢想同妳繼續?】132Please respect copyright.PENANAjZDnZ0HKb8
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樂敏:【唔係,佢只係話掛住我,但係又如何,我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】132Please respect copyright.PENANAeYff9CUFjN
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我:【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊?】132Please respect copyright.PENANA65VSjOVU3p
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樂敏:【想又點,佢都已經結咗婚,而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚,我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】132Please respect copyright.PENANAevTMoOIVH0
咁又係麵包與愛情,根本無選擇。132Please respect copyright.PENANAOzqK1ufw2j
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我:【唉,人生就係咁無奈,咁只好繼續搵啦。】132Please respect copyright.PENANAJW7rYqfQIM
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樂敏:【好攰,唔想再搵住。】132Please respect copyright.PENANAF9H3SASqRO
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎,女人講野都係信唔過。132Please respect copyright.PENANAyRKH5Mrgvt
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我:【妳唔悶咩?】132Please respect copyright.PENANAb4ri5CDudQ
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樂敏:【悶咪搵你囉。】132Please respect copyright.PENANAUwm2ZGhKA7
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我:【超,我約妳妳都唔得閒。】132Please respect copyright.PENANA8uCu9nUklD
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樂敏:【乜你有約過我咩?點解我唔記得架?】132Please respect copyright.PENANAG8Id0V4UPj
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。132Please respect copyright.PENANAR9m1OMT71T
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我:【我有約過妳睇戲架,不過妳話無興趣之嗎。】132Please respect copyright.PENANAvlicNLKDgt
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樂敏:【又好似係,哈哈,不過都係一次啫,點解你唔再約我嘅?】132Please respect copyright.PENANA5502TyrNnJ
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏,只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔,一陣又話同新仔出街食飯,啱啱重爆埋房添,你叫我點開口?132Please respect copyright.PENANAB8Z1GriGRN
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀,都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。132Please respect copyright.PENANANyQSbfE38K
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忽然,樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。132Please respect copyright.PENANAiTpzb1Mv7C
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樂敏:【衰野呀,我問你,如果比你你會唔會同我上床?】132Please respect copyright.PENANACh11388SLW
呢句說話係唔係暗示緊D乜野?
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~未完待續~
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