第二十一回 Wonderful world195Please respect copyright.PENANA1F8oarORUm
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有玩開app嘅朋友都知道其實來來去去都係同一班人玩。195Please respect copyright.PENANAx7jdXorYlh
正常嘅,純粹好奇嘅朋友玩兩玩自然會走,因為好悶個個講嘅野都幾乎一樣。195Please respect copyright.PENANAwt7MpYzX2D
不外乎你搵乜呀?約唔約呀?做我SL啦。195Please respect copyright.PENANAL4Wgj9pebJ
至於留係到嘅都有一種心癮,係尋找一個假希望。195Please respect copyright.PENANAjBUkJM9lQ5
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上次同個人妻嘈好想爆粗鬧佢點知佢走咗,今次撞返重唔有仇報仇。195Please respect copyright.PENANACYxPE73Csx
我:【原來又係妳。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAbBKNr2PLaR
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人妻:【哈哈。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAFbTwn6zz7c
居然重笑得出,等我快快手打返上次十八個字嘅粗口先,就係我打緊時忽然見到佢寫咗一句。195Please respect copyright.PENANALEpAJtkKfn
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人妻:【雖然我平日講野好串,有時會過咗火不過唔係有心,喺到同你講聲對唔住。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAwExElFhItE
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雖然唔係親耳聽到,但係望住對唔住呢三個字,我係到諗,係我人生入面好似從來都係只有我同人講,好似無人對我講過。195Please respect copyright.PENANAoF5xOoA5Gw
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人地都講咗對唔住重用粗口問候人地好似唔係咁好,195Please respect copyright.PENANAwGGLUf5mkO
算啦,男人老狗唔好咁小家。195Please respect copyright.PENANAN8xcC0nMMS
於是我將嗰十八個字粗口del咗,然後話:【妳係唔係又同老公一齊玩app呀?我洗唔洗同佢打聲招呼先。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAv4i0ZYfpRy
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人妻:【老公唔知我玩app,上次只係諗住玩下你,對唔住。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAmDvsQy8XcA
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一個三唔識七嘅女人可以連講兩次對唔住,一係佢做服務業,一係佢真心,佢之前問有無工介紹應該無做野,所以我偏向相信後者。195Please respect copyright.PENANAUJloeSlZEJ
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我:【過去咗啦,算啦。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAZk8VxllUoj
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人妻:【哈哈,果然係老手,夠大方。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAafRD1YjIs3
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我:【唔係咁可以點。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAoCROV210mw
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人妻:【OK,咁過咗去大家就當無事好唔好?】195Please respect copyright.PENANAIx8DyZKa7P
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我:【妳喜歡啦。】195Please respect copyright.PENANA4IdbvelolE
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人妻:【你叫乜野名呀?我叫Maybo。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAjkkQNA68HZ
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就係咁,我認識咗呢位人妻Maybo。195Please respect copyright.PENANAEWb4RcFqxO
好得意,因為無諗住溝女純粹傾計,所以同佢講野無就住就住,鐘意講乜就講乜,佢串下我我潤下佢,又估唔到佢除咗串d之外其實幾好傾,點為之好傾?咪有問必答,而且成日主動搵野講。195Please respect copyright.PENANASscCEuUKmo
我地成日都會討論d搵佢傾計嘅男人,正確呢講係想溝佢嗰d人夫。195Please respect copyright.PENANA5uQwJVqYA3
聽多咗知道原來自己好oldschool又保守,聽佢講班人夫真係好狼好進取另我大開眼界。195Please respect copyright.PENANAR9da6vNWuZ
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呢排係屋企成日夜麻麻聽到個囡同Candy係網上傾計,一個香港一個美國,兩個人生活基本上日夜顛倒,咁樣long D真係幾攞命。195Please respect copyright.PENANAiJA4Le65HB
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好似今日咁,我準備返早見佢房入面有聲於是忍唔住入房同佢傾兩句。195Please respect copyright.PENANADY3elMIkrr
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一入去見到佢瞓咗係床上面攞住ipad,應該準備zoom。195Please respect copyright.PENANAqA7wLvm4wa
多得呢個疫情佢現在超過一半時間係屋企上堂,乜鬼社交活動都無晒,原本已經宅現在更加宅。195Please respect copyright.PENANAtzeUYGmkby
望見佢額頭爆晒瘡應該又通宵。195Please respect copyright.PENANA5vJE1ICBZa
我:[囡呀,尋晚見妳好夜都未瞓喎。]195Please respect copyright.PENANA5jP1a4CeIT
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個囡瞓係床上好攰咁話:[知啦,唔好咁夜瞓丫嗎。]195Please respect copyright.PENANAPg40MCKS3r
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我:[妳知就唔好咁啦。]195Please respect copyright.PENANApKSrQUqIHZ
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囡:[得啦。]195Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7mGAgUleh
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我:[囡呀,今年最後一年,就呢會考啦,比D心機啦。]195Please respect copyright.PENANAwJd1QFSZYG
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個囡好唔耐煩咁話:[都話知囉。]195Please respect copyright.PENANAgLpPBFalWa
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我:[唉,妳老豆我就係讀得書少先搵唔到一份好工,唔想妳行我條舊路咋。]195Please respect copyright.PENANALpSmZ5yGJR
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個囡話:[我有分數啦,夠鐘上堂啦出去啦唔好阻住晒。]195Please respect copyright.PENANACD8vpRVmMS
係唔係好有細路都唔鐘意讀書?195Please respect copyright.PENANAhGJ3d9pmyC
當我一轉身,見到老婆都起咗身,佢問:[一早咁嘈做乜?]195Please respect copyright.PENANAbekmwIsyjb
個囡嘅野都係盡量唔好同佢講,費事又鬧過唔停。195Please respect copyright.PENANAaXUdPqUr2Y
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我:[無乜野,我返工先啦。]195Please respect copyright.PENANAF1IXOl9AKW
連喺屋企都唔可以講家事,咁你地明點解咁多人玩app啦。195Please respect copyright.PENANATGslPyuGbf
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返到公司如常工作,一直忙到差唔多收工先有時間同Maybo傾兩句呻下。195Please respect copyright.PENANAcAAyZ2YVCV
我:【唉,個囡好煩,妳個囝有無咁多問題?】195Please respect copyright.PENANA8gzSn0Ij90
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Maybo:【佢好乖,又聽話。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAJ65yWAkfw7
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我:【妳就好啦。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAu7VeeZw6jx
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Maybo:【做人父母係辛苦架啦。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAs1cP1bUgQr
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Maybo:【係呢,有D野想問下你。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAkZ89FpYXgs
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我:【乜野?】195Please respect copyright.PENANAicTkdTGWmt
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Maybo:【點解你從來都唔問我攞相睇?】195Please respect copyright.PENANAvXLX1FRaZF
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我:【咁,純傾計有無相都一樣啫。】195Please respect copyright.PENANA0Lh3iFmBcH
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Maybo:【但係個個男人add我第一時間就問攞相睇,你係唯一一個無,乜你唔好奇嘅咩?】195Please respect copyright.PENANAi1WGQ4VtnC
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我:【嗱講真,人係有好奇心,不過唔睇我亦OK。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAZBNRIBc1km
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Maybo:【哈哈,班人夫個個睇完相都讚我靚,有D重話要刻約添。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAJfn10ZQWFA
見到呢句個好奇心又再推高咗一層。195Please respect copyright.PENANAhxH16lLTYL
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我:【有無咁勁呀。】195Please respect copyright.PENANA2QgXHXx1PW
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Maybo:【點呀,現在又好想睇呀?哈哈。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAopSlukTUy3
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我:【妳喜歡啦,我現在佛系玩app,一切隨緣。】195Please respect copyright.PENANA5fHhOfJeMr
之後Maybo send咗張限時相過呢。195Please respect copyright.PENANA7TpKn6Z9FC
呢張係一張半身相,見到佢著住一件緊身白色T,195Please respect copyright.PENANANrlSTMzupd
個樣我無留意到,因為比相入面另一樣野吸引咗個注意力。195Please respect copyright.PENANAcuSfP994eR
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我見到一條深不見底嘅海溝,對唔住講錯咗,係乳溝先啱。195Please respect copyright.PENANAO6SzJIOfyA
真係好誇張佢上圍應該過40吋,相信一隻手係揸唔晒,195Please respect copyright.PENANAFZ4eyxA8RO
不過....佢條腰都應該有38。195Please respect copyright.PENANAwH64M6ZMFk
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我問:【妳…幾高幾重呀?】195Please respect copyright.PENANA0eYee8pEdJ
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Maybo:【160高,160重,少少肥啦。】195Please respect copyright.PENANAz4fZ8Uvlh8
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你地知唔知玩app通常最多係乜人?195Please respect copyright.PENANARo6t46UX0E
偷食男女?No,騙子?都唔係,好似我呢D賤男?咁呢樣就一定多架啦,但係有一樣人真係唔少得過賤男,無錯就係肥婆。195Please respect copyright.PENANAdGZ0K7s9dI
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香港地作為一個國際大都會享有美食天堂之稱並唔係浪得虛名。195Please respect copyright.PENANAKdfNi9tVA4
由於有太多好野食導致好多肥胖人士出現。195Please respect copyright.PENANAIH8PR4IRFB
曾經同一位專業外籍人士傾計,啫係送外賣嗰D印巴騎兵呀,195Please respect copyright.PENANAqc1T9oSK3C
佢話係尖沙咀條街到好易就分到邊D係港女邊D唔係。195Please respect copyright.PENANAXFhrrewdA9
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只要一望個pat就知,香港女性普遍個躉都係比較大,原因係坐得多食得多但係又鍾意唔做運動,行多幾步都話攰,所以個個都係向橫發展,雖則男士都唔好得幾多…195Please respect copyright.PENANAKU4SCNNQy6
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究竟有無人可以話比我知係交友app上面抽中肥婆個機率有幾高?195Please respect copyright.PENANAs1ZmP10UwQ
情況就好似打機開盲盒一樣,195Please respect copyright.PENANA1cnxrEHm9e
我首抽你比個油桶我,唔緊要,我同自己講冷靜D,玩得呢個遊戲就有心理準備難抽,195Please respect copyright.PENANAaH9SHSI5er
但係當我十連抽,係十連抽呀!你都重係開油桶比我!仆街你當我賣非法紅油呀?195Please respect copyright.PENANAKnJqcK0LQq
比咁多油桶我做乜Q呀?195Please respect copyright.PENANAV8AErinRQr
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嗱,我唔係歧視肥。195Please respect copyright.PENANA92Ayt2SIjm
肥都有好多種,小小肥有肉地唔係太過份我覺得OK嘅,但係有D真係肥到米芝蓮人咁,160高160重咁都叫小小肥?真係人唔小狗都吠啦。195Please respect copyright.PENANAdbYheDoSQq
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對唔住…冷靜d,冷靜d,唔好意思激動咗少少…195Please respect copyright.PENANAaF3U6BToUX
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如果以前嘅我應該諗都唔諗即刻Quit,現在算啦,都係嗰句,吹水啫人地都無嫌我老。195Please respect copyright.PENANA78FbXF5e6K
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就係呢個時候,肥佬call咪叫我上去寫字樓,無啦啦上office唔通有好消息。195Please respect copyright.PENANAtjINBdTYdz
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同Maybo講聲有野做之後嗱嗱淋沖上去啦,一推開門入到去肥佬個位,已經見佢張枱清得乾乾淨淨。195Please respect copyright.PENANALVEl8PhaHa
我:[亞頭,你真係唔做啦?]195Please respect copyright.PENANAnPG4rYC0tw
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肥佬點點頭話:[無法啦,年紀大係時候退休。]195Please respect copyright.PENANAMnLoxB5ipM
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我:[咁咪陪下D孫仔玩囉。]195Please respect copyright.PENANAtWyuXL9WsL
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肥佬又點點頭話:[亞明,呢到你最後生又勤力,你到見外面班人個個都老弱殘兵咁。]195Please respect copyright.PENANAP346UahZux
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我:[唔係嘅,其實佢地都好盡責。]195Please respect copyright.PENANATJMEqrtN2U
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肥佬:[佢地跟我咁耐我都知。]195Please respect copyright.PENANA7ygFFa97oP
佢一邊講一邊攞咗個信封出呢,然後拍一拍我膞頭將封信交比我。195Please respect copyright.PENANATFd5DKFKG2
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望一望封信寫住我個名而且係人事部出,大公司果然有效率咁快做好交接。195Please respect copyright.PENANAR9w0Er9jSn
呢排嘅努力總算無白廢,以後終於唔洗企商場門口啦。195Please respect copyright.PENANAyfVIDWWJro
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滿心歡喜打開封信一睇,點知見到上面寫住幾隻大字。195Please respect copyright.PENANAifecFLKGo0
【你已經被即時解僱。】195Please respect copyright.PENANADoV5nJOfic
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唔係好相信呢個事實,即刻問肥佬:[封信係唔係比錯人呀。]195Please respect copyright.PENANAQL3ofxQzRo
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肥佬指一指信上面寫住我個名。195Please respect copyright.PENANALuJzyN0fVm
以為自己眼花再睇多次個名,真係寫住黃小明。195Please respect copyright.PENANAFL8UPLW8wI
一時間滿腦問號。195Please respect copyright.PENANAPl0p8JmRmU
肥佬見我呆咗就講:[近年疫情影響,好多商鋪執粒,公司收入差咗好多,所以要裁員。]195Please respect copyright.PENANAc8bjXGOqAc
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我:[吓…?]195Please respect copyright.PENANAbhz4kYHx36
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肥佬:[我都係因為咁要被迫退休,公司要交人我都無辦法。]195Please respect copyright.PENANA7pq8O84dAn
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我:[但係…點解…我…?]195Please respect copyright.PENANA3vH5RSmWly
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肥佬:[下面班人跟我咁耐我好清楚佢地,出面唔會有人請,你同佢地唔同,你做到野要搵過一份工唔難。]195Please respect copyright.PENANA3TawMkafTu
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肥佬講完就起身攞埋佢D私人理離開。望住封信個腦一片空白。195Please respect copyright.PENANAzPQeyzf4Kn
唉,以為升職點知係炒魷,真係估唔到又再失業。195Please respect copyright.PENANAWl8eDH5zo2
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返到屋企見到老婆都啱啱返到。195Please respect copyright.PENANA88pfqE6CLx
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我:[老婆,咁早嘅?]195Please respect copyright.PENANAqAGJQkIZm8
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[係呀。]195Please respect copyright.PENANA4EbHmEecHD
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我:[我…有D野想同妳講。]195Please respect copyright.PENANAfjYFrDtiTX
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老婆好似好開心:[咁啱,我都有個好消息想話你知。]195Please respect copyright.PENANAk0fMP07PPG
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我:[好消息?咁妳講先。]195Please respect copyright.PENANAZxDjEHpaQa
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老婆好興奮咁話:[老細準備升我做GM呀。]195Please respect copyright.PENANA1jbSzQEiU7
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我:[咁...真係好消息喎。]195Please respect copyright.PENANAF0eX7kthuj
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老婆:[當然啦,以後重有房坐添呀。]195Please respect copyright.PENANAWC6aYYRTQ2
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我:[咁…真係值得高興。]195Please respect copyright.PENANAie28Xn66ja
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老婆笑笑口問:[係呢,你又話有野講?乜事呀?]195Please respect copyright.PENANArYkzj0udtX
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我:[無,我想話不如今日落街食日本野之嗎,咁啱妳又升職,可以順便慶祝。]195Please respect copyright.PENANAVo5nJh4MOc
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[好呀,咁我打電話去頂位先。]195Please respect copyright.PENANAAouIffmfst
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我:[好…]195Please respect copyright.PENANAeREZhTnzQd
個囡聽到有日本野食同樣好開心話:[正呀,今晚可以食壽司。]195Please respect copyright.PENANAISqWgmS6R4
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個天係唔係玩野呀,我炒魷佢就升職。195Please respect copyright.PENANASSNJAkzEDS
望見佢地咁開心,費事掃佢慶,等有機會再同佢講。195Please respect copyright.PENANAomtTLNKxxO
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~未完待續~195Please respect copyright.PENANAIOIEq8b11f
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