第九回 孤身走我路133Please respect copyright.PENANAE6fG0bmWm1
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自從冬叔走咗佬留底個爛攤子比我同冬嬸,睇返公司盤數先知冬叔一早步處好晒,之前D行家欠佢嘅錢都收返晒,公司戶口一豪子都無,銀行條數只好留比冬嬸我無能為力,見佢一把年紀人財兩失好可憐,硬住頭皮幫佢手執埋D手尾,跟住就正式加入失業大軍。133Please respect copyright.PENANAxcwjLsXkPy
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無同老婆講我失業,唔係怕佢擔心而係怕佢煩,佢D邏輯比較奇怪。133Please respect copyright.PENANAPcAZJZG2lf
以前試過同佢講如果失業唔知做乜好,結果佢話:[你咁鍾意玩HiFi咪去個HiFi Sales囉。]133Please respect copyright.PENANA43RAOmtRpE
咁我夠鍾意睇四仔啦,唔通又可以去做AV男優咩?有咁易我就唔洗不斷食檸檬啦,四十幾歲人無學歷又無體力又無技能,見過好多唔同工種,D人一見你係中年人又無經驗即刻耍手擰頭。133Please respect copyright.PENANAT5ecsbBMdT
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馬死落地行為咗搵食只好乜工都試下做,試過做送水,返咗半日就比人話無氣無力唔請,又試過做飲食,一日打爛幾隻杯結果比人炒咗,連步兵都做過,可惜唔夠印巴搶單。133Please respect copyright.PENANAtPQUGzdnxe
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好彩有一類工種係唔需要乜野特別技能,真係乜人都請,你地一定會以為係做保險或者傳銷啦?No la ,出賣親朋戚友呢D野我唔做嘅,我講緊呢一行好特別,因為你只需要有腳力同笑容。133Please respect copyright.PENANAgkULxVDKiA
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成世人除咗結婚好似未著過西裝,今日第一日返工好難得著住一套整齊黑西裝,照照鏡望落都重幾靚仔唔差得過劉華幾多,換好衫就行出去一個即將開賣嘅新樓盤大堂,見到一大班人有男有女有老有嫩,男嘅同我一樣西裝筆挺,女嘅短裙高踭鞋。133Please respect copyright.PENANA6ww7c3eIFs
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大家都著到靚一靚,只要一有人行過D女就好似夜場做嘅小姐咁笑到四萬咁口行過去,男嘅就好似馬夫咁沖過去係咁叫老細呢邊,成個場面有D混亂又有D搞笑,呢班香港特有產物就係地產經紀,三更貪五更富完全係香港人寫照,好彩以我今時今日嘅職位唔洗再做呢D野。133Please respect copyright.PENANAbCrtCUrFQJ
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就係我隔岸觀火欣賞緊呢場大混戰時有人叫我,一個同我一樣著黑西裝矮我兩個頭嘅肥佬慢慢行近。133Please respect copyright.PENANAnX0fMbGekZ
肥佬一口潮州音話:[你…叫阿明…係唔係呀?]133Please respect copyright.PENANAlYmJlwMwbM
唔知佢有幾耐無行過路,睇見佢行幾步路呼吸都好似有D問題咁喘晒氣標晒汗,呢個肥佬就係呢個場嘅老大。133Please respect copyright.PENANAZHuNZMwSd0
第一日開工見到高層點都要恭恭敬敬咁叫聲:[阿頭早晨,係呀我叫阿明。]133Please respect copyright.PENANA0la7fmrF4i
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佢抖順條氣之後講:[嗱,你唔好企呢到啦,過去企嗰邊睇住佢地。]133Please respect copyright.PENANAKU0mHp3LAB
然後一手指住商場入口嗰位。133Please respect copyright.PENANAr95FMBwP6g
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嗰到好丫睇得重清楚,我應咗一聲:[哦。]133Please respect copyright.PENANAetlEgBolij
正當我想行過去時肥佬又叫停我。133Please respect copyright.PENANAm14ImJ2qGa
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肥佬:[等等。]133Please respect copyright.PENANAZtGRgURwSa
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轉身望住肥佬問:[乜野事呀阿頭?]133Please respect copyright.PENANA2OxlgCNNPw
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肥佬示意我烏底身,然後佢係我耳邊細細聲講:[如果班友又打大交你唔好理佢地。]133Please respect copyright.PENANA64ldqCmGud
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我:[吓,打交?個個都著到咁斯文唔會呱。]133Please respect copyright.PENANAfWmwuMQKT3
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肥佬笑一笑話:[美中關係一向都差。]133Please respect copyright.PENANALTOMQBY3Ac
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聽到我拗晒頭:[美中?]133Please respect copyright.PENANAetY97yJ4cx
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肥佬:[美聯同中原呀。]133Please respect copyright.PENANAC4dGo7wLK1
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我:[哦…]133Please respect copyright.PENANAJI40HZ3OXo
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肥佬:[佢地上星期先打完。]133Please respect copyright.PENANALGnA5yJGDO
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我:[又睇唔出喎,咁如果真係郁手都由得佢地呀?會唔會搞出人命架?]133Please respect copyright.PENANANvDhMBPY8V
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肥佬:[唔會,成班病壞手軟腳軟邊有本事打死人。]133Please respect copyright.PENANAyOyGPSp0ee
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我:[咁點處理?]133Please respect copyright.PENANAPvuKv4zUwt
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肥佬:[咁梗係第一時間叫清潔過嚟睇下地下有無水呀垃圾呀同清走D雜物啦。]133Please respect copyright.PENANASFl2U1wSfP
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我係咁點頭表示明白:[咁我地做乜呀?]133Please respect copyright.PENANAH1T5EJ8Y7k
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肥佬:[咪睇住佢地做囉。]133Please respect copyright.PENANAQlMuUFcCyp
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肥佬陰陰嘴笑住話:[我地做保安嘅職責只係維持秩序,啫係叫D人排下隊同埋唔好塞住個商場入口,打交呢D野已經超出我地工作範圍我地無權管。]133Please respect copyright.PENANANpZoqYkbao
呢個肥佬咁卸膊嘅…133Please respect copyright.PENANA1wIIE5vzDW
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我:[咁…如果佢地唔停手呢?]133Please respect copyright.PENANAOSSTxfmLGs
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肥佬鎖晒眉話:[你估劈友咩,幾時見過打交會打到唔停手丫?打麻雀就會唔停手。]133Please respect copyright.PENANAoJD72VBqzP
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我:[咁又係…]133Please respect copyright.PENANA7zpQjGp9aJ
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肥佬又再拉一拉我叫我烏底身,又再係我耳邊細細聲話:[我地保安部開咗個盤口,睇下呢個月打最耐係幾多分鐘,你有無興趣玩下?]133Please respect copyright.PENANAXcbJmGMTnm
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我:[睇嚟呢個場都經常開波喎。]133Please respect copyright.PENANA6sfvCzgIH6
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肥佬:[當然啦,唔係點解叫你唔好理佢地。]133Please respect copyright.PENANAJa9z1vLHST
正所謂小賭可以怡情大賭可以變李嘉誠。133Please respect copyright.PENANAV5lZPgW5qG
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我:[咁…現在個盤口係幾多?]133Please respect copyright.PENANAGBygRAsiXs
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肥佬:[上分鐘之內一陪一,一分鐘以上一陪二。比個貼士你呀上次佢地打咗唔夠三十秒。]133Please respect copyright.PENANAu00JQsRad3
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我:[咁如果打唔成呢?]133Please respect copyright.PENANAzUyrNNd7gJ
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肥佬:[莊家,啫係我通殺。]133Please respect copyright.PENANAq8s20dlhXB
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我:[原來如此…]133Please respect copyright.PENANApFCpcK3Y77
果然係老屎忽,唔怪得之可以做保安部大佬。133Please respect copyright.PENANAA1luQwtc0b
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我:[咁我細細地玩下。]133Please respect copyright.PENANA92yJSVDVJv
然後係銀包攞咗一舊水比肥佬,佢收完錢之後笑笑口咁慢慢行返入保安室。133Please respect copyright.PENANAgWs1t9Grt1
行行下佢又轉身對住我講:[記住笑笑口呀,如果唔係一陣又比人投訴話我地保安成日黑口黑面架啦。]133Please respect copyright.PENANAgyFDXmc9ve
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我:[哦。]133Please respect copyright.PENANA6JuR99AfLK
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第一日工作正式開始,返保安真係好無聊成日企係到發呆,唯一娛樂就係睇下女同望住班地產經紀爭客。133Please respect copyright.PENANAzKPmeDJFd4
幾辛苦先磨到夠鐘食中午飯,以前都係一個人食飯多估唔到新工都依然係一條友食,睇呢我唔只無女人緣,連人緣都無。133Please respect copyright.PENANAXEt4Ve5zpQ
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好彩我唔係唯一一個,望下身邊好多人都係一條友食飯,個個都係望住手機,133Please respect copyright.PENANAff3VWs05jn
就算一班人食飯,D人都係各自望住部手機同其他人係零交流,有時覺得都市人真係好冷漠。133Please respect copyright.PENANAZbqs7WECnF
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忽然我諗起文欣,呢排掛住搵工都好少同佢傾計,唔知佢有無跟我提議去做呢?133Please respect copyright.PENANAvIRQLfYJab
雖然係好難同人開口講有性需要,特別係女人,好易比人一個好淫嘅錯覺,但係有時非常期就要用D非常手法先可以達到目的。133Please respect copyright.PENANAIEzX47DhSP
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~未完待續~133Please respect copyright.PENANAutXmS4qONW
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