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睇討論區好得意,無論係事時版又好飲食版都好,就算係寵物版玩具版甚至係宗教版都一樣有人鍾意嘈交。都係離不開立場唔同啫其實有乜好嘈,比你贏咗又點?175Please respect copyright.PENANAnlFYF3xMZH
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自問都係一個脾氣唔錯嘅人,就算平日比人(老婆)鬧我都好少出聲還擊,呢個先係一個成年人應有嘅成熟(懦弱)態度。175Please respect copyright.PENANANuWJN79xy6
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咁點解一個咁好脾氣嘅人都會比人激到發火,你地可能會估一定又係比人鬧賤男條氣唔順啦,又唔係喎。175Please respect copyright.PENANAMraBkwuBm6
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話說啱啱見到有人用五十歲人妻呢做自介,於是好奇add呢傾下。175Please respect copyright.PENANAXretbrj6wb
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我:【好少見人咁老實寫自己年齡喎。】175Please respect copyright.PENANAXenyLblQD4
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五十歲人妻:【無所謂啦,你係到搵乜架?】175Please respect copyright.PENANADrnZWHp456
唉,又係呢D問題,真係答到悶。175Please respect copyright.PENANAGGCqBCoHy5
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我:【無乜野搵,只係想搵人傾下計啫。】175Please respect copyright.PENANA55jus0lO3k
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五十歲人妻:【真係?如果我現在約你即出你有無興趣?】175Please respect copyright.PENANAlOUPNiAR2q
當我傻嘅咩講幾句就出,況且我現在係醫院出條命。175Please respect copyright.PENANAd91lprlEV9
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我:【唔會囉。】175Please respect copyright.PENANAkE9jr3vkRK
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五十歲人妻:【點解?呢到唔係個個男人都只係想食女咩?】175Please respect copyright.PENANAWavAOmD8Op
又唔可以話佢錯嘅只係我今日唔得啫。175Please respect copyright.PENANAooef0qsc1d
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我:【唔係個個男人都係咁嘅。】175Please respect copyright.PENANAszKM6nOnaJ
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五十歲人妻:【你係唔係驚我係呃人嗰D呀。】175Please respect copyright.PENANA7XpIh9BSuh
講到明就唚啦,邊有女人會咁主動丫,十成係D呃錢啦,見無聊先同妳玩兩野咋。175Please respect copyright.PENANAJJh3GQiiiC
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我:【真係唔係想偷食呢。】175Please respect copyright.PENANAeBGoZlay8M
正所謂敵不動我不動,睇下佢下一招出乜先。175Please respect copyright.PENANAI5gQsqGFRA
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五十歲人妻:【哈哈,你係第一個say No嘅人,通常我問出呢玩個個都係話交換相睇咗先。】175Please respect copyright.PENANACeDQW9wSnB
係喎,點解我唔記得呢招,失敗。175Please respect copyright.PENANA6zyUGXLxFa
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我:【佢地餓啫,咁妳因乜事玩app?】175Please respect copyright.PENANAJhgNtfKDtA
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五十歲人妻:【悶囉。】175Please respect copyright.PENANA61VVXVmmIa
十個人妻十個都話悶架啦,試下佢先。175Please respect copyright.PENANAfB4JYaHJBg
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我:【咁妳有無約過?】175Please respect copyright.PENANAqXn4cOZ9TC
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五十歲人妻:【有一個,食過一次飯。】175Please respect copyright.PENANAWRkfREwa2Q
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我:【無下場咩?】175Please respect copyright.PENANAVIoSOiKMcV
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五十歲人妻:【無呀?咁你做乜玩app呀人夫?】175Please respect copyright.PENANAsbY9jNY6bx
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我:【悶囉。】175Please respect copyright.PENANAsddsFncLAS
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五十歲人妻:【悶咪同老婆傾計囉。】175Please respect copyright.PENANAnW0NxE0Y07
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我:【老婆唔多理我。】175Please respect copyright.PENANADXwLe6oVke
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五十歲人妻:【你有無工介紹呀?】175Please respect copyright.PENANAvcqXAD0jYf
吓?玩app搵工?真係第一次撞到喎,定係扮媛交?175Please respect copyright.PENANA0faiu71qcB
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我:【唔怕辛苦咪做飲食囉,譚仔長期請人,再唔係麥記囉。】175Please respect copyright.PENANARoByggYASv
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五十歲人妻:【做嗰D工咁辛苦整粗晒隻手。】175Please respect copyright.PENANASb92GFjPCw
睇呢都係想引我入局架啦,我先無咁蠢。175Please respect copyright.PENANA6RGLpUK6U4
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我:【咁做媛交囉。】175Please respect copyright.PENANAIlimcT0i3d
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五十歲人妻:【我要正經嘅工呀。】175Please respect copyright.PENANATAEVFINuzQ
唔係雞咁唔通係金融騙局?175Please respect copyright.PENANAIaeV2a1PC3
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我:【咁幫妳唔到喎。】175Please respect copyright.PENANAxupYVZyX48
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五十歲人妻:【你搵幾錢一個月呀?】175Please respect copyright.PENANAgYMV3fqPe8
似啦,佢開始入正題。傻嘅咩搵幾多都同妳講。175Please respect copyright.PENANARcpA584SYe
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我:【萬多D。】175Please respect copyright.PENANAzdHLb1BcsN
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五十歲人妻:【吓!咁少,唔怪得之老婆唔理你囉。】175Please respect copyright.PENANAgSJumd40MS
我條眼眉開始係咁跳。175Please respect copyright.PENANAVbz2kkKRm4
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五十歲人妻:【其實你幾多歲?】175Please respect copyright.PENANALaMjD0J6na
問得呢個問題睇怕係想搵個大年紀易呃啦。175Please respect copyright.PENANA1hrHRzyJzD
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我:【四十幾。】175Please respect copyright.PENANA2R3ZkqWBqC
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五十歲人妻:【吓?乜你咁大年紀架。】175Please respect copyright.PENANAkIotIKXVou
喂!!我已經報細咗幾年囉喎,睇佢呢個反應唔似係呃人嗰班,呃人嗰D通常都係話唔介意年紀大。175Please respect copyright.PENANAuK6EKs7pJN
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我:【咁啫係妳唔係五十歲啦。】175Please respect copyright.PENANAkYLDXXcE5v
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五十歲人妻:【我邊有咁老,三十幾之嗎。】175Please respect copyright.PENANA1erMEwotUO
哦,原來係呢玩人嘅。175Please respect copyright.PENANAmYlIzsZLq9
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我:【咁三十幾扮五十歲係乜野玩法?】175Please respect copyright.PENANAlOdqdIUmbU
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五十歲人妻:【D男人唔咸濕就唔會add個五十歲女人啦。】175Please respect copyright.PENANAkzkYxjmg01
佢講野同思維都唔似三十幾,似十幾歲多D囉。175Please respect copyright.PENANARfLwWyhwUy
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我:【咁我悶想搵人傾計啫,又無講咸野又無話約。】175Please respect copyright.PENANAZJQKTY1duz
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五十歲人妻:【一睇就知你無朋友啦,又搵得咁少,重要學人玩app添,如果唔係我好心肯同你傾計我諗應該無女人會應你囉,你講野又悶又唔好玩。】175Please respect copyright.PENANAzTy7rry3Io
條眼眉開始失控咁跳,手激動到有D震,個口係到細細聲講粗口。唔可以比佢大到我嘅,要大返佢轉頭。175Please respect copyright.PENANAyF1nAWsBds
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我:【妳唔係咁天真呀?網上傾計點會同人講真話呀,唔通我住羅便臣道又話妳知咩?】175Please respect copyright.PENANAzukSvyw0ZE
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五十歲人妻:【超,公屋仔扮有錢佬呀?】175Please respect copyright.PENANA5x0V0NiRql
仆街丫,佢乜都知道晒咁嘅。175Please respect copyright.PENANA4YI3qkpWR5
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忽然佢又爆咗句:【哈哈,我老公問你係唔係上網睇得討論區多,幾十歲人重學人玩app溝女,知唔知個醜字點寫。】175Please respect copyright.PENANAfYXmxKLiIt
睇到呢到真係忍無可忍,串我老串我無錢無朋友都無所謂,居然賤到兩公婆一齊玩人,175Please respect copyright.PENANAbRlcN7bI6s
最慘係佢全部都講中晒。我以為自己已經仆街架啦,原來有D人可以仆街過我。175Please respect copyright.PENANAfutoVtVM0R
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如果第二個應該爆粗小佢,好彩我係一個有修養嘅人,幾嬲我都唔會對住女人講粗口,不過.... 比人咁樣串,唔還拖重係男人呢嘅。175Please respect copyright.PENANAsdtPLHSWDl
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就係我打緊十八個字嘅粗口時忽然聽到一把女聲叫:[黃小明。]175Please respect copyright.PENANADxZLjQ2fUG
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係剛才個肥護士,我心情唔好所以語氣都麻麻地好唔耐煩咁講:[乜事呀?]175Please respect copyright.PENANAammDlZwIFo
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肥護士:[醫生嚟咗啦。]175Please respect copyright.PENANAsxw8g8TeW6
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無理會佢繼續打字,跟住聽到另一把女聲講:[黃先生,麻煩你放底部手機先。]175Please respect copyright.PENANAv0OarX9Jav
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真係麻煩:[打埋幾隻字就得啦!]175Please respect copyright.PENANA2TwFHUpHsP
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醫生:[黃先生,我重有好多症要睇架?]175Please respect copyright.PENANAtV8LEdh2lj
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比人係咁吹真係好煩,當我放底手機想爆粗時:[都話等…]175Please respect copyright.PENANAGO7nWsloBI
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眼前見到肥姑娘同一位女醫生,而呢位女醫生居然係一個熟識嘅人,點解佢會係呢到嘅?175Please respect copyright.PENANAJEDFQOaJgU
真係開心都嚟唔切講咗句:[嘉倩!]175Please respect copyright.PENANAiRDR3pkoIw
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~未完待續~175Please respect copyright.PENANAjPOQPNdfin
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