第十七回 Beat it198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UOIxOKuz4
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唔知大家有無睇過狗打交？通常都係雙方各站一邊互相對吠一輪，然後邊吠邊向後退。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXB2xJbOrU
無野嘅，畜生都知道打起上呢大家都未必有勝算，吠下扮下野攞個彩咪算囉。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVB0rEuI42h
可惜連畜生都明嘅道理，作為萬物之靈嘅人類反而諗唔通。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MOqiQgA2q
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肥佬交帶落唔好阻佢地，我地只係球証唔落場。但係為咗彩果公平起見點都要行返D睇下乜野事。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAj5VdfRZBj
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於是立即收埋手機行過去睇下乜事,到去見到兩邊已經係到推撞拉扯。原來睇住D著到身光頸靚成身名牌嘅人打交係咁重違和感，平日乜野客氣禮貌都放埋一邊，當中出手最重打得最兇悍嘅居然係兩個女人。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhSdChYdBR
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由於呢一場WMMA戰況比較激烈而且好暴力，我只可以用有限嘅文字呢表達。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9EGqChvba
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企喺左邊係一位年約四十，著米色衫黑色裙揸住個白色miumiu手袋嘅中方代表，人稱天然呆柒姐，而係右手邊係全身整齊藍色西裝戴眼鏡擁有美麗事業線嘅係美方代表，唔過三十新進媽媽西利妹。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PG7bm9ymb
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呢一場世紀大戰一觸即發。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgG1GawOXDP
染姐卷起衫袖準備好個戰鬥格，西利妹更加呢害，佢一手除咗件西裝外套，在場所有男士屏息以待目光完全即刻集中係佢上身，果然係新進媽媽每一下呼吸都好有節奏，對( 1 )跟住身體上下擺動，好明顯有玩開自由搏擊。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnUbjDD33O
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第一回染姐真係未打先輸，正所謂輸人唔輸陣，佢立即拉起條裙擺出起手式，呢一招果然有效，男士們目光又再被一對雪白美腿吸引住。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4MVNijkae
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兩位參賽者一埋身已經唔客氣，西利妹搶先進攻，人未動對( 1 )先行，柒姐老江湖一眼睇出西利妹對( 1 )左搖右擺，但係中門大開露出破綻，飛快嘅身法閃身先避其( 1 )再後發先至，一出手已經用十成功力揸落西利妹對( 1 )到，用力之猛比九陰白骨爪更毒更狠。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41tXAwurEd
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柒姐用盡全身力氣一扭隨即傳呢慘叫一聲，真係睇見到覺得痛，初為人母嘅西利妹痛到面容扭曲，不過依然唔示弱即刻還拖，西利妹果然後生可畏見柒姐張開腳企，即刻佢舉起著住尖頭高踭鞋嘅腳一腳踢向住柒姐個( 2 )到，估唔到佢咁好腳法，呢一腳又快又準如果係男士中應該再起不能。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJnLeo6X2q
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柒姐連閃避機會都無被擊中要害應聲倒地，佢用雙手按住個( 2 )表情極度痛苦。西利妹見機不可失立即衝上前洗出擒拿手捉住柒婆對( 1 )，呢個起手式唔通就係傳說中嘅隱藏必殺禁手。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7lgxcG3cd
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西利妹打出呢一招好明顯喺要分出勝負。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVFmHTPgQB
佢再舉起腳，只要呢一腳再打中個( 2 )相信柒姐應該起唔返身，就係電光火石嘅一瞬間。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssIvySQjwu
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柒姐瞓係地掙脫西利妹束縛然後以其人之道還自其人之身，一腳向上踢落西利妹個( 2 )到。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElLHQ3Fs4j
呢兩個女人真係狼死野野都打落個( 2 )到。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2L3WbeMbHd
西利妹重心一失跌係地下，相反柒姐企返起身準備主動出撃。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoJtgXRCcX
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(註：1手 2肚)198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1720S7PMlW
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望一望手錶差唔多一分鐘啦喎，佢地再打落去我嗰一舊水就無硬。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpQaZfhmsj
呢個時候見到柒姐目露兇光一份殺氣湧現，佢失去理智舉起身邊一個金屬展示牌衝向西利妹。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstpq42sP2y
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在場所有人都目瞪口呆，柒姐居然擸架撐，比個牌打中真係會搞出人命架喎，好彩我呢排有做運動身手比以前敏捷好多，立即衝上前阻止，企係染姐同西利妹中間拳起手諗住可以接到呢一招。點知我實在太睇小佢嘅威力。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbUNFHM4O8
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聽聞人死前見到嘅野都好似變到慢動作一樣。睇住個牌由右邊一直向我個頭劈落呢。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OSC1n6g2a
呢一刻我諗起個女，同埋今晚煮乜野食好？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBFgD8F9ti
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當我醒返嘅時候已經係醫院，第一眼望見唔係老婆亦唔係個女，而係肥佬。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AcJk9jx8O
佢望住手機睇野，我坐直個身問：[我做乜會係呢到？]198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxcA27azm3
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肥佬見到我醒咗就放底手機講：[你真係無鬼用，咁易暈。]198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6At23zugh
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我摸摸個頭,重有小小痛講：[大哥，成個金屬牌車過呢喎。]198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLM8RZ8lLf
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肥佬：[如果真係你已經死咗啦。]198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmC3ds4rWx
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我：[吓!乜我唔係比柒姐打暈咗咩？]198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tFiLJR9ve
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肥佬：[係就係打暈，不過唔係柒姐。]198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TRUx9mog2
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我：[咁係邊個？]198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCgGb3Aynk
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肥佬係身邊攞咗一支430ml蒸餾水放係我面前。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauxGk2LJdx
我：[我唔口渴喎。]198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Qyb9tzaF2
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肥佬：[唔係比你飲架，你係比呢支水打中後腦暈咗呀。]198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67zjNANxUO
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我：[吓…]198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGx4SZRLxlP
估唔到我居然死係一支咁細支嘅膠水樽手上，真係羞家。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBF3NDhcYh
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肥佬：[醫生話你可能腦震盪，留院一晚觀察下。]198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBJoKaOu5j
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我：[哦…係呢個賽果如何呀？]198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlo3JKb8La
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肥佬陰陰嘴笑：[一分零五秒。]198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zzLefOvZO
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真羞家，咁就無咗一舊重要入埋廠添。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbK9S71srSQ
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肥佬：[你休息下啦，無乜野就後日先返工啦。]198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqc1a16ZDt
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我：[唔該阿頭。]198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKobqguTH33
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肥佬轉身準備走時：[阿頭，有無通知我老婆呀？]198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuS2au0gbWJ
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肥佬：[有呀，佢剛才嚟過，見你只係比個水樽打中佢話咁小事應該無野就走咗。]198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqtplKeq6G
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我：[哦…]198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3fRcuVDlz
唉…人情冷暖，同事都重有情有義過親人。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFinHiVPMK6
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肥佬就咗之後一個人坐係病床上面百無聊賴望住部手機，諗緊好唔好通知嘉倩我入咗廠。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTplw5Wxwz
不過比人知比個水樽打暈又好似好羞家，而且佢好多時都隔日先覆我。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7buIsYWY4
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就係我諗緊嘅時候有一把女聲叫我個名：[黃小明，你醒咗啦？醫生一陣會過呢同你檢查。]198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8YIkRfbVh
好怕人叫我全名，每次都覺得側邊好似有人笑緊咁。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CXQGIxIR2
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抬頭一望見到一位肥肥地嘅姑娘攞住D藥企係我面前，如果係一位後生靚女我諗會開心D，我只好應咗句：[哦。]198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsliVDcQ0hH
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之後又再繼續玩手機，瞓住到真係好無聊，無乜野做於是又download返個交友app搵人吹水，平心而論，如果無乜目的玩app killtime真係唔錯，有時有心事想搵人傾都可以搵到嘅。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45GstsiUgp
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好快又add到一位有趣嘅人妻，點解有趣？因為佢自介寫住五十歲人妻。先此聲明我唔係重口味，只係好奇點解五十歲都重有興趣玩交友app，男人我明白丫，一日未死一日都想溝女好正常。咁女人呢？198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzs6b1Gzape
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無諗過原來係惡夢嘅開始。198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIT8QmqqND
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~未完待續~198Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5HeCYRhud
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