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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61QMehFFbL
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaIsphfiIt
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照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTLY64G2oC
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靚女：【我都係呀，咁啱傾D。】130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5GxOtOOFV
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靚女：【你做邊一行架？】130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaM3Nd70yQ
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱，都是但廢up就算。130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mUS0TvbLZ
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我：【攪自己生意。】130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnGcKsSY2y
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靚女：【做生意呀，咁咪好有錢囉？】130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARXf1KBvZp
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我：【有錢又唔講得，餓唔死咁啦。】130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3f1HsfssF
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靚女：【咁你有無投資呀？】130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQHtez19ve
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我：【當然有啦，個個星期都有做工課架。】130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnQ98JHc3M
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀，都算係投資丫。130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2g8TsXgnXk
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靚女：【咁叻，一定有唔少收穫啦，睇中邊隻？比個號碼嚟丫。】130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAkeWHfySQ
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎，即刻攞張馬經睇下先。130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhSdkaYqF7
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靚女：【8號仔咁保守】130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Cll8d2fYt
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我：【唔係呀，咁都叫保守，有成11倍喎。】130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jRj3DKIBf
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靚女：【PE得咁少】130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxh12G3jakr
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靚女：【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8WDtUVC8A
哦，原來講股票，咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心，都係跑馬仔安全D。130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4XYaFvyDs
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺，最好用一招順水推舟。130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKkfmAf6wm
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我：【咁妳有乜好介？】130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQrszaWEJE
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靚女：【介紹又唔講得，大家交流下囉。】130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeoaFvFCtu
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我：【好呀。】130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGHWataoYu
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靚女：【嗱，我有個FD係投行做，佢早排比咗隻貼士，好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh47K1tawPe
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我：【吓！咁多？】130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpjFICQQIB
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靚女：【係呀，你跟我買一定無錯。】130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXWUVK4NiY
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我：【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題，D錢係晒馬會到。】130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKZEUtl8yY
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靚女：【馬會？】130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Vd4VKr2m1
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我：【哦，我意思係馬會未找數，我同佢地有生意來往。】130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0yxQNWHwd
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靚女：【哦，咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你，係我另一個熟朋友做架，佢好幫得手架，息口又低喎。】130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrMdy4Ulze
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPd0Be9hLKs
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候，有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfV3zkva7eH
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親？即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8g0uHmBuO
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話：[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4dLuhm6sP
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講完行過晾袗架又話：[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架，重有呀…]130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvOxFDcdbP
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETuRqvYGpr
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我：[係啦，現在即刻做啦。]130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGVo9c98Ea
嗱，呢D唔係叫怕老婆，而係叫識時務。130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9KK2As3Mc
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對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiLUQMCRFN
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無法啦，我係屋企嘅時間比佢多，所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHqjZ12C4c
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsD4UpWLXK7
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當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoUnOaykJI
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唉，又唔知做漏邊樣野。130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdy6K3GjJx
我：[乜事呀？]130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaX9RDz2At
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老婆：[借你部手機比我用。]130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFis6HlGo52
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我：[哦，放係房入面呀，妳自己去攞啦。]130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvi1dQ6QfxH
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]130Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0Hbro2w2u
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仆街啦，我好似未閂交友app！！
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