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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。111Please respect copyright.PENANAv4r4P3Pig1
講真,除非你好靚仔或者好有錢啦,如果唔係咪又係嗰幾道板斧,111Please respect copyright.PENANA8nmGklMVyB
啫係乜?夠厚顏囉。111Please respect copyright.PENANA9xAoAf5J7G
正所謂水至清則無魚,人至賤則無敵。111Please respect copyright.PENANAMjtKuIvEpN
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。111Please respect copyright.PENANAsGHHfgW8Qm
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我:【Hi.妳好嗎?】111Please respect copyright.PENANAUeSNYst2Mm
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靚女:【你幾多歲?】111Please respect copyright.PENANASHzo7NCOW7
一開口就問人幾多歲咁得意?111Please respect copyright.PENANAP058XR6rgl
作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人,111Please respect copyright.PENANAON9BIx23Pq
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。111Please respect copyright.PENANA4EaCEZqtKX
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我:【三十中啦。】111Please respect copyright.PENANAKnjruyk6KT
你地笑乜野?咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。111Please respect copyright.PENANANUsy2NeJip
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靚女:【我都係呀,咁啱傾D。】111Please respect copyright.PENANAkDTDT4TSby
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我:【係呀。。。】111Please respect copyright.PENANAnQ7b5jvdPZ
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靚女:【你做邊一行架?】111Please respect copyright.PENANAUmTbjnCrIy
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱,都是但廢up就算。111Please respect copyright.PENANAHp8xDOPGwk
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我:【攪自己生意。】111Please respect copyright.PENANAvM1Ie32NaD
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靚女:【做生意呀,咁咪好有錢囉?】111Please respect copyright.PENANAOeRvGW4T1X
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我:【有錢又唔講得,餓唔死咁啦。】111Please respect copyright.PENANAriz6qi6ouC
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靚女:【咁你有無投資呀?】111Please respect copyright.PENANAmdohdsmHXx
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我:【當然有啦,個個星期都有做工課架。】111Please respect copyright.PENANAnbiHnZDMCS
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀,都算係投資丫。111Please respect copyright.PENANAHTq56dGebV
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靚女:【咁叻,一定有唔少收穫啦,睇中邊隻?比個號碼嚟丫。】111Please respect copyright.PENANAWYrr5rAWfj
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎,即刻攞張馬經睇下先。111Please respect copyright.PENANA335Be6ZGSF
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我:【8號囉。】111Please respect copyright.PENANA6ajxwsj33J
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靚女:【8號仔咁保守】111Please respect copyright.PENANAAAjDYwZKCs
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我:【唔係呀,咁都叫保守,有成11倍喎。】111Please respect copyright.PENANA6XmLcTy7am
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靚女:【PE得咁少】111Please respect copyright.PENANALXyP1iU41k
PE?講乜呀?111Please respect copyright.PENANAdKRKvGeekZ
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靚女:【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】111Please respect copyright.PENANAZAYpFhVN9S
哦,原來講股票,咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心,都係跑馬仔安全D。111Please respect copyright.PENANAe4Vy0n4ZG2
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺,最好用一招順水推舟。111Please respect copyright.PENANAlMHsLEHWwf
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我:【咁妳有乜好介?】111Please respect copyright.PENANAV6W14JxrIi
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靚女:【介紹又唔講得,大家交流下囉。】111Please respect copyright.PENANAWHKHpmfRq1
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我:【好呀。】111Please respect copyright.PENANALfVCnbXcda
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靚女:【嗱,我有個FD係投行做,佢早排比咗隻貼士,好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】111Please respect copyright.PENANAgKObQB2LH1
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我:【吓!咁多?】111Please respect copyright.PENANApjD4xVXSNr
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靚女:【係呀,你跟我買一定無錯。】111Please respect copyright.PENANAIPDqJ5Er7s
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我:【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題,D錢係晒馬會到。】111Please respect copyright.PENANAtPPvHKguZr
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靚女:【馬會?】111Please respect copyright.PENANAzFVThlnl3E
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我:【哦,我意思係馬會未找數,我同佢地有生意來往。】111Please respect copyright.PENANA1sWs8GLg8P
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靚女:【哦,咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你,係我另一個熟朋友做架,佢好幫得手架,息口又低喎。】111Please respect copyright.PENANAQK0j1at5oZ
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。111Please respect copyright.PENANApEaObERI8H
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候,有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。111Please respect copyright.PENANA7GcB2WlZ1v
老婆:[老公!]111Please respect copyright.PENANAYFUBRgu4Xs
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親?即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。111Please respect copyright.PENANAjg1NEYBSOt
我:[做乜事呀?]111Please respect copyright.PENANAeEqI2ccaZn
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話:[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]111Please respect copyright.PENANAxvuuUQLoPD
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講完行過晾袗架又話:[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架,重有呀…]111Please respect copyright.PENANABUD9ndQk70
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停,應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能,就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。111Please respect copyright.PENANAl4Z4b2F3DJ
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我:[係啦,現在即刻做啦。]111Please respect copyright.PENANARiZA8jjMKJ
嗱,呢D唔係叫怕老婆,而係叫識時務。111Please respect copyright.PENANAgrdIaVSZTz
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對住佢有時真係好攞命,大家千萬唔好誤會呀,無話佢差呀,起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我,只不過呢,硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。111Please respect copyright.PENANA3b7ofLNpdp
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無法啦,我係屋企嘅時間比佢多,所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。111Please respect copyright.PENANAkSVBMc6xhu
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做,佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂,不過算啦,鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。111Please respect copyright.PENANAjntPhKLPVN
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當我係到清埋D手尾時,忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫:[老公!]111Please respect copyright.PENANA8SNyHSKAwt
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唉,又唔知做漏邊樣野。111Please respect copyright.PENANAB6XQboaaNL
我:[乜事呀?]111Please respect copyright.PENANA1tzt6Yeuaj
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老婆:[借你部手機比我用。]111Please respect copyright.PENANA7DKEzoOgel
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我:[哦,放係房入面呀,妳自己去攞啦。]111Please respect copyright.PENANARS5xYpifn5
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機,面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講:[老公!]111Please respect copyright.PENANAzn3xm3FUN1
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仆街啦,我好似未閂交友app!!
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