第十八回 Help143Please respect copyright.PENANAzBdK0K5XPb
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睇討論區好得意,無論係事時版又好飲食版都好,就算係寵物版玩具版甚至係宗教版都一樣有人鍾意嘈交。都係離不開立場唔同啫其實有乜好嘈,比你贏咗又點?143Please respect copyright.PENANAKKyPn5xA9r
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自問都係一個脾氣唔錯嘅人,就算平日比人(老婆)鬧我都好少出聲還擊,呢個先係一個成年人應有嘅成熟(懦弱)態度。143Please respect copyright.PENANAsIH6dMpagV
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咁點解一個咁好脾氣嘅人都會比人激到發火,你地可能會估一定又係比人鬧賤男條氣唔順啦,又唔係喎。143Please respect copyright.PENANAJxCYVThnRF
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話說啱啱見到有人用五十歲人妻呢做自介,於是好奇add呢傾下。143Please respect copyright.PENANAe2xjSDI85c
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我:【好少見人咁老實寫自己年齡喎。】143Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7S0im3wtu
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五十歲人妻:【無所謂啦,你係到搵乜架?】143Please respect copyright.PENANArGjeetvUAc
唉,又係呢D問題,真係答到悶。143Please respect copyright.PENANADfQK6DKglB
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我:【無乜野搵,只係想搵人傾下計啫。】143Please respect copyright.PENANAE7URvXrN3h
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五十歲人妻:【真係?如果我現在約你即出你有無興趣?】143Please respect copyright.PENANAALtxjmHWFA
當我傻嘅咩講幾句就出,況且我現在係醫院出條命。143Please respect copyright.PENANAo0ineNh5qb
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我:【唔會囉。】143Please respect copyright.PENANAvQxTkngpnt
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五十歲人妻:【點解?呢到唔係個個男人都只係想食女咩?】143Please respect copyright.PENANAhQQwlHmlVZ
又唔可以話佢錯嘅只係我今日唔得啫。143Please respect copyright.PENANAZUo9eZip7D
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我:【唔係個個男人都係咁嘅。】143Please respect copyright.PENANAsQiTxNwoWy
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五十歲人妻:【你係唔係驚我係呃人嗰D呀。】143Please respect copyright.PENANAG6lnDIiogw
講到明就唚啦,邊有女人會咁主動丫,十成係D呃錢啦,見無聊先同妳玩兩野咋。143Please respect copyright.PENANAuJreW6F43L
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我:【真係唔係想偷食呢。】143Please respect copyright.PENANAr2ndJJiHYw
正所謂敵不動我不動,睇下佢下一招出乜先。143Please respect copyright.PENANAYNioBOKKTL
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五十歲人妻:【哈哈,你係第一個say No嘅人,通常我問出呢玩個個都係話交換相睇咗先。】143Please respect copyright.PENANALf1KdESWnV
係喎,點解我唔記得呢招,失敗。143Please respect copyright.PENANAYEBuxjoMe9
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我:【佢地餓啫,咁妳因乜事玩app?】143Please respect copyright.PENANAYj9qCojnje
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五十歲人妻:【悶囉。】143Please respect copyright.PENANAlq13669Q9o
十個人妻十個都話悶架啦,試下佢先。143Please respect copyright.PENANAJpKHgwfKfJ
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我:【咁妳有無約過?】143Please respect copyright.PENANAer4Xty4UqE
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五十歲人妻:【有一個,食過一次飯。】143Please respect copyright.PENANAhb7Hnb8dYT
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我:【無下場咩?】143Please respect copyright.PENANAIM0zbS5hOq
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五十歲人妻:【無呀?咁你做乜玩app呀人夫?】143Please respect copyright.PENANA97hmikgnfl
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我:【悶囉。】143Please respect copyright.PENANAqAVOjsmjon
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五十歲人妻:【悶咪同老婆傾計囉。】143Please respect copyright.PENANAtiZ3JtgLzB
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我:【老婆唔多理我。】143Please respect copyright.PENANA04QEK5sn0Y
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五十歲人妻:【你有無工介紹呀?】143Please respect copyright.PENANANGbEtaEGV6
吓?玩app搵工?真係第一次撞到喎,定係扮媛交?143Please respect copyright.PENANAlk9X34xFk3
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我:【唔怕辛苦咪做飲食囉,譚仔長期請人,再唔係麥記囉。】143Please respect copyright.PENANAHqCVTNdE7Q
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五十歲人妻:【做嗰D工咁辛苦整粗晒隻手。】143Please respect copyright.PENANAuErMH5CQzB
睇呢都係想引我入局架啦,我先無咁蠢。143Please respect copyright.PENANAJuybAuvAhG
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我:【咁做媛交囉。】143Please respect copyright.PENANAN1dJ42WAhS
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五十歲人妻:【我要正經嘅工呀。】143Please respect copyright.PENANARWeLkKvK8z
唔係雞咁唔通係金融騙局?143Please respect copyright.PENANAVb8bw3PQtL
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我:【咁幫妳唔到喎。】143Please respect copyright.PENANABydHn8G0Mj
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五十歲人妻:【你搵幾錢一個月呀?】143Please respect copyright.PENANAxwWuKM10wx
似啦,佢開始入正題。傻嘅咩搵幾多都同妳講。143Please respect copyright.PENANAhPnylBlCby
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我:【萬多D。】143Please respect copyright.PENANAuQ7qC1VZSC
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五十歲人妻:【吓!咁少,唔怪得之老婆唔理你囉。】143Please respect copyright.PENANA49kZc8kpy9
我條眼眉開始係咁跳。143Please respect copyright.PENANAu2tNlO5JDT
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五十歲人妻:【其實你幾多歲?】143Please respect copyright.PENANAFndM7mGtbA
問得呢個問題睇怕係想搵個大年紀易呃啦。143Please respect copyright.PENANAY8xhAvhXXy
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我:【四十幾。】143Please respect copyright.PENANALKwGQfbSVP
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五十歲人妻:【吓?乜你咁大年紀架。】143Please respect copyright.PENANAa3rI7F7CrJ
喂!!我已經報細咗幾年囉喎,睇佢呢個反應唔似係呃人嗰班,呃人嗰D通常都係話唔介意年紀大。143Please respect copyright.PENANAC58ppJ2LM7
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我:【咁啫係妳唔係五十歲啦。】143Please respect copyright.PENANAjE4ssNARCA
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五十歲人妻:【我邊有咁老,三十幾之嗎。】143Please respect copyright.PENANAglUNcsJOnJ
哦,原來係呢玩人嘅。143Please respect copyright.PENANAAkCryMDvEZ
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我:【咁三十幾扮五十歲係乜野玩法?】143Please respect copyright.PENANAoqhXHT3hTS
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五十歲人妻:【D男人唔咸濕就唔會add個五十歲女人啦。】143Please respect copyright.PENANAVdi6JdqHb4
佢講野同思維都唔似三十幾,似十幾歲多D囉。143Please respect copyright.PENANAKP9h6LTdGY
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我:【咁我悶想搵人傾計啫,又無講咸野又無話約。】143Please respect copyright.PENANABVDR421di4
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五十歲人妻:【一睇就知你無朋友啦,又搵得咁少,重要學人玩app添,如果唔係我好心肯同你傾計我諗應該無女人會應你囉,你講野又悶又唔好玩。】143Please respect copyright.PENANAkDuJ5udZ0Q
條眼眉開始失控咁跳,手激動到有D震,個口係到細細聲講粗口。唔可以比佢大到我嘅,要大返佢轉頭。143Please respect copyright.PENANADE2mbBDvKe
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我:【妳唔係咁天真呀?網上傾計點會同人講真話呀,唔通我住羅便臣道又話妳知咩?】143Please respect copyright.PENANAAhYDnfIXai
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五十歲人妻:【超,公屋仔扮有錢佬呀?】143Please respect copyright.PENANA6c7CR3pPoo
仆街丫,佢乜都知道晒咁嘅。143Please respect copyright.PENANARI1wTUK4VG
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忽然佢又爆咗句:【哈哈,我老公問你係唔係上網睇得討論區多,幾十歲人重學人玩app溝女,知唔知個醜字點寫。】143Please respect copyright.PENANA28toRJQQ6z
睇到呢到真係忍無可忍,串我老串我無錢無朋友都無所謂,居然賤到兩公婆一齊玩人,143Please respect copyright.PENANAqQVNyrdD86
最慘係佢全部都講中晒。我以為自己已經仆街架啦,原來有D人可以仆街過我。143Please respect copyright.PENANAYciM7NbCm0
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如果第二個應該爆粗小佢,好彩我係一個有修養嘅人,幾嬲我都唔會對住女人講粗口,不過.... 比人咁樣串,唔還拖重係男人呢嘅。143Please respect copyright.PENANAkXlgc3q7R6
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就係我打緊十八個字嘅粗口時忽然聽到一把女聲叫:[黃小明。]143Please respect copyright.PENANAYrjq6INCdY
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係剛才個肥護士,我心情唔好所以語氣都麻麻地好唔耐煩咁講:[乜事呀?]143Please respect copyright.PENANAUlb2NB8I7t
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肥護士:[醫生嚟咗啦。]143Please respect copyright.PENANAIoeO89lync
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無理會佢繼續打字,跟住聽到另一把女聲講:[黃先生,麻煩你放底部手機先。]143Please respect copyright.PENANAQEo3wexA80
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真係麻煩:[打埋幾隻字就得啦!]143Please respect copyright.PENANAZlRM6chBIz
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醫生:[黃先生,我重有好多症要睇架?]143Please respect copyright.PENANAloirm1iWmz
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比人係咁吹真係好煩,當我放底手機想爆粗時:[都話等…]143Please respect copyright.PENANAibONN4fcn9
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眼前見到肥姑娘同一位女醫生,而呢位女醫生居然係一個熟識嘅人,點解佢會係呢到嘅?143Please respect copyright.PENANAVT3ADn1OTQ
真係開心都嚟唔切講咗句:[嘉倩!]143Please respect copyright.PENANAq2NGgrzpis
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~未完待續~143Please respect copyright.PENANArufzAt3ScT
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