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自問都係一個脾氣唔錯嘅人，就算平日比人(老婆)鬧我都好少出聲還擊，呢個先係一個成年人應有嘅成熟(懦弱)態度。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kwN1ISnPf
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話說啱啱見到有人用五十歲人妻呢做自介，於是好奇add呢傾下。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGGogQEW2D
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五十歲人妻：【真係？如果我現在約你即出你有無興趣？】172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3R9QLjFGbz
當我傻嘅咩講幾句就出，況且我現在係醫院出條命。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesCZJOzSXe
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五十歲人妻：【點解？呢到唔係個個男人都只係想食女咩？】172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkriCQ1v6a
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五十歲人妻：【你係唔係驚我係呃人嗰D呀。】172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggjfl36AP8
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五十歲人妻：【哈哈，你係第一個say No嘅人，通常我問出呢玩個個都係話交換相睇咗先。】172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lekDB3UUz
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十個人妻十個都話悶架啦，試下佢先。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRVWH1OMyh
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五十歲人妻：【有一個，食過一次飯。】172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHkCmrnJdS
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五十歲人妻：【無呀？咁你做乜玩app呀人夫？】172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxaBg1BUnr
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五十歲人妻：【悶咪同老婆傾計囉。】172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOG4CLzUpR5
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五十歲人妻：【你搵幾錢一個月呀？】172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡex3w96IXFK
似啦，佢開始入正題。傻嘅咩搵幾多都同妳講。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPXMKccKLZ
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五十歲人妻：【吓！咁少，唔怪得之老婆唔理你囉。】172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvX2JhXoxJv
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問得呢個問題睇怕係想搵個大年紀易呃啦。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1efEOYwbl
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喂!!我已經報細咗幾年囉喎，睇佢呢個反應唔似係呃人嗰班，呃人嗰D通常都係話唔介意年紀大。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CjNkcq0ic
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五十歲人妻：【我邊有咁老，三十幾之嗎。】172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8ufUfpRqk
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五十歲人妻：【D男人唔咸濕就唔會add個五十歲女人啦。】172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCSJMjMaSS
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五十歲人妻：【一睇就知你無朋友啦，又搵得咁少，重要學人玩app添，如果唔係我好心肯同你傾計我諗應該無女人會應你囉，你講野又悶又唔好玩。】172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JaPUIg4bi
條眼眉開始失控咁跳，手激動到有D震，個口係到細細聲講粗口。唔可以比佢大到我嘅，要大返佢轉頭。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfc8RjRmp43
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我：【妳唔係咁天真呀？網上傾計點會同人講真話呀，唔通我住羅便臣道又話妳知咩？】172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rxDuNc52J
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忽然佢又爆咗句：【哈哈，我老公問你係唔係上網睇得討論區多，幾十歲人重學人玩app溝女，知唔知個醜字點寫。】172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DrFtO7baM
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最慘係佢全部都講中晒。我以為自己已經仆街架啦，原來有D人可以仆街過我。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxOVt5OTFv
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如果第二個應該爆粗小佢，好彩我係一個有修養嘅人，幾嬲我都唔會對住女人講粗口，不過.... 比人咁樣串，唔還拖重係男人呢嘅。172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXQdazq5ZT
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就係我打緊十八個字嘅粗口時忽然聽到一把女聲叫：[黃小明。]172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkRGfv20v8
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無理會佢繼續打字，跟住聽到另一把女聲講：[黃先生，麻煩你放底部手機先。]172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjsMLhJzR3
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比人係咁吹真係好煩，當我放底手機想爆粗時：[都話等…]172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dIjKzAKMW
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眼前見到肥姑娘同一位女醫生，而呢位女醫生居然係一個熟識嘅人，點解佢會係呢到嘅？172Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hbxYBnFcE
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