Q:「吓,我Facebook好正常㗎喎,全部都係學校正經活動相,唔覺有乜男仔煩住我,有咪唔好理佢囉。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAqsrHvDK1iy
係囉,係IG好睇啲囉,不過唔係個個都follow到妳咁解啫,而且妳全部平台都無disclose過自己status,應該唔多唔少都收埋咗少少預備兵嘅。245Please respect copyright.PENANA3T6MhP8TMW
健:「咁,睇完可以畀返部電話我嗎?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAnJbR4JY1nM
真係得意,對住我用條女曬命就咁大口氣,對住個真女神就陰聲細氣,如果有個女仔出到嚟畀你溝都唔知你點應對。245Please respect copyright.PENANA0MYWRMERKL
Q:「唉,同你講呀,網絡上好多嘢都係假㗎咋,唔識游水就著比堅尼去沙灘影相,五線譜都未學曉就坐喺部鋼琴前面,條腰可以P幼,塊面可以美白,條女分分鐘呢世都唔敢用真面目嚟見人,你呢啲咪永遠都約唔到人哋出嚟而俾人玩囉。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAb92Tln80z4
嘩,右女神講到咁狠呀,唔通…妳係想令阿健呢個傻仔死心,不過睇嚟就無咁容易。245Please respect copyright.PENANAZxz1AXQxhg
健:「咁Queenie妳會唔會做埋呢啲事情?」245Please respect copyright.PENANAnqCyvyRKNQ
Q:「吓,我喎…我使唔使呀?而且我識游水,鋼琴都有六級,個樣見得人,做乜要咁無聊。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAJbJAtzbhoL
Queenie叉住條腰講,一副信心滿滿嘅樣子,而我又望一望佢嗰幅沙灘相條腰,好似又真係幼過我平時望住嗰條,明明我重摸過幾次添,記憶中嘅手感係有啲肉哋,唔通女神都係P出嚟嘅?245Please respect copyright.PENANApdjjl2c51Z
健:「不過…我都係相信Kuromi,佢一定唔會咁對我嘅。」佢一路講一路惜咗個電話屏幕上面嘅Kuromi背脊一啖,望到我毛管都戙埋,唔知此時此刻QQ佢會有幾心寒呢,定係作為女神嘅佢一早就慣咗呢啲狂蜂浪蝶嘅變態行為。245Please respect copyright.PENANApGWnnG1U0w
Q:「你…唔係對住幅咁嘅背多分都J得落呀…」245Please respect copyright.PENANArLMILPBK3e
健:「乜…而家啲女神講嘢咁open㗎咩?」245Please respect copyright.PENANANfVi02a2FO
Q:「妖,你個樣都出賣咗你啦,關我乜事。」245Please respect copyright.PENANATfZMThJ4yg
健:「嗯,等我慎重考慮下先啦,我唔想污辱咗心愛嘅Kuromi小姐。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAuVJODUo4L1
講完佢又惜多一下個電話屏幕然後返埋去自己位,睇嚟…呢個男人真係無藥可救,我有啲後悔第一次嗰陣邀埋QQ同佢一齊打傳說。245Please respect copyright.PENANAL7Fwldqtxg
我:「恭喜妳又多咗隻會J妳嘅兵。」245Please respect copyright.PENANA1jQdJN4vQa
Q:「我先唔恨呀,通街都J我㗎啦,包括埋你。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAvFNUqKaFIA
我:「咁點同喎…」245Please respect copyright.PENANAFaX8r6DuCV
其實都無乜唔同,只不過我可以望住佢真人J…245Please respect copyright.PENANAb4PJ7wbTKa
我:「但妳畀咗呢個Facebook佢驚唔驚呀,怕唔怕佢會搵到妳出嚟?」245Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZhoAwNzAd
Q:「應該唔會掛…諗落呢間學校都無乜人有我呢個account,就算Yvonne我都無add,係可能認得嗰兩幅相啫,加上我又private咗個friend list,唉,唯有希望佢唔會攞住幅相太招搖。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAkyTL67FgP3
我:「妳搞到佢咁,睇下妳點收科。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAbKAub4FQ0Z
Q:「無㗎,反正我咪就係呢世都唔會出嚟囉。」245Please respect copyright.PENANAce362mda1d
我:「但咁樣拖住佢…其實佢都幾可憐…」245Please respect copyright.PENANAErtYkSlSAX
我都好可憐,如果唔係妳,我就唔使每個周末都要返工,可以晚晚約細蚊出嚟玩,捉佢返屋企嘿咻嘿咻,過返以前荒淫無道嘅糜爛生活。245Please respect copyright.PENANABFctb7pgJj
但係我犯賤,我就係願意付出所有畀妳呢個右女神,比起阿健更泥足深陷。