Q:「係咪想死呀!」230Please respect copyright.PENANAqtM9rc7kR4
我:「嘩…嘩呀!咪搣!」230Please respect copyright.PENANAWTtJZhWrrL
唔好諗多,佢係搣返我個肚啫,唔好諗住佢下下都要扯爛啲蛋嘅皮同麪包嘅皮先得㗎。230Please respect copyright.PENANA2sbLCgLhzi
Q:「繼續打機啦,我都要忙喇。」230Please respect copyright.PENANAOOUl7Pl34z
我:「妳快啲搞掂妳隻兵啦,佢越嚟越煩喇。」230Please respect copyright.PENANADOFn14tfjP
Q:「乜兵呀?我都無收兵嘅。」230Please respect copyright.PENANAPadMRDrL5W
我:「呢隻呀!」我㧻一㧻電話mon指住佢頭像。230Please respect copyright.PENANAidzminjbnt
Q:「唔知呀,唔想理呀,由得佢啦。」230Please respect copyright.PENANA1MPwHNzhsx
我:「人哋話想見妳呀,妳話點搞吖。」230Please respect copyright.PENANAEpV0KSDuJj
Q:「可以點搞,都無得搞,你喺出面重有無識其他女仔friend吖?可以代我去見佢。」230Please respect copyright.PENANA8xiJ8u6vvC
我:「咪玩啦,無呀,妳當我agent咩,何來咁多女仔,細蚊同Carmen佢又見過。」230Please respect copyright.PENANAmcgG2PG8Ot
Q:「由佢囉,我永遠唔出佢都無辦法。」230Please respect copyright.PENANA3AafR5by8z
我:「你唔覺得佢好慘咩?」230Please respect copyright.PENANAkXEZyLvoRl
十足十額頭掛住紅蘿蔔圍住石磨轉嘅驢仔。230Please respect copyright.PENANAKexuxMoInG
Q:「我都唔想㗎,邊有男仔會對個樣都無嘅女網友咁痴情,平時啲仔幾日呃唔到相就走人㗎啦。」230Please respect copyright.PENANAq445mnOqs4
我:「咁即係話佢同嗰啲不知所謂嘅男仔唔同囉。」雖然我以前就係呃到二號EX相即狗衝…230Please respect copyright.PENANATjRtMsiOcr
Q:「無計喎,我無可能俾佢知道身份,一係你插盲佢隻眼囉,咁我同佢拍下拖又有乜所謂,幫佢J埋都重得呀。」230Please respect copyright.PENANAyfRBdOgvin
我:「嘩…乜妳係咁諗㗎?!」230Please respect copyright.PENANASt2yFETX7Y
Q:「咁既然唔會知道係我,呢啲好閒啫,純粹手板功夫嚟,當然,起碼要收返十個八個skin啦。」230Please respect copyright.PENANAMaipdspsWo
我:「唔理你哋呀…唔好玩到佢自尋短見就得。」230Please respect copyright.PENANAlUcH5s1S1v
Q:「你話吖,如果啲skin可以轉售幾咁好呢。」230Please respect copyright.PENANA8qRxhiOiSq
的而且確,我係好鍾意Queenie,但有啲時候,我又會覺得佢好恐怖好得人驚,如果唔係同佢一齊住,瞭解到咁多嘢,我先唔敢對佢傾心。230Please respect copyright.PENANAzUKjWSjSem
Q:「我靚唔靚女呀?」佢指住自己幅相。230Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2nLYtpn72
我:「我影梗係靚啦…但…妳做乜整到幅相啲色好似上世紀七八十年代咁。」我趁未復活就應下佢。230Please respect copyright.PENANAWxyBhRzl83
Q:「嗯,唔好咩?咁我換過個effect先。」230Please respect copyright.PENANAkFzDL2AQn8
我:「係幾襯間豆花鋪嘅,不過,整到妳變到好似我媽咪個媽咪啲style咁。」230Please respect copyright.PENANAgopYCJItfL
Q:「喂,你唔好亂講嘢呀,你婆婆重喺度㗎,過幾日唔係要去食飯咩?」230Please respect copyright.PENANAubp3ULTkNA
我:「係呀,去呀,都成兩個幾月無見過婆婆喇…」230Please respect copyright.PENANAJ35THKVPmI
Q:「乖孫嘞,哈哈…我好kai呀。」230Please respect copyright.PENANAKRh2KkYcUy
佢講緊同風車一齊轉嗰段片。230Please respect copyright.PENANAogD2MsUuEP
我:「都唔明呢啲低B片點吸引到過百like。」230Please respect copyright.PENANA7CPgIW6txO
Q:「乜低B呀!嗱,我較下速度,再zoom in zoom out,睇下,係咪好吸睛呢?」230Please respect copyright.PENANACwxZltTvmY
頂,我差啲理解咗做好吸精,雖然啲仔確實會J。230Please respect copyright.PENANAu16bo6vk2X
我:「對唔住,我諗返起今朝現場睇住妳,只會好想笑,哈哈…試咗十幾次先可以同一個速度。」230Please respect copyright.PENANAHRdTUcnrpF
Q:「咪笑我呀!衰人嚟㗎!」230Please respect copyright.PENANAvXQFXJYLO0
我:「喂!唔好,搶緊龍呀…」230Please respect copyright.PENANAuqIyQTrAnL
其實同佢一齊住,有時又真係好鬼死溫馨嘅,就好似今晚咁…其實啲乜嘢埕埕塔塔關係名份唔係咁重要嘅啫,可以融洽咁相處,已經夠晒開心。230Please respect copyright.PENANAkBQfv26JcH