係零呀,但我唔敢答你。220Please respect copyright.PENANAQNhgEjhTXT
我:「咁急…唔係幾好喎,呢啲隨時即block㗎,你諗清楚先好博喎,衰咗唔好走嚟同我喊。」220Please respect copyright.PENANADj6o9J8VqZ
健:「咁又係,之前都話上到傳說先表白。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAHNWaGQ2ssR
呢條友睇嚟真係無乜溝女邏輯,你唔係以為上到傳說啲女就會鍾意你呀,打機叻同溝女叻係兩回事嚟㗎,不過睇嚟呢啲直男都阻唔到佢。220Please respect copyright.PENANAHt2jKEHNbn
我:「不如你計過度過,到佢當你係朋友先再諗呢啲啦,你連佢幾大都唔知呀。」220Please respect copyright.PENANA19qgsszLHh
健:「影得幅咁嘅比堅尼背影,唔會細得去邊啦。」佢好有信心咁講,呢句真係有sense嘅。220Please respect copyright.PENANAtcHWKeAroV
我:「係你唔知佢心口有幾大呀!」220Please respect copyright.PENANA5SqnsyobbA
健:「頂你呀!侮辱我女神!但係…我點先知佢幾時開始當我係朋友呢?」220Please respect copyright.PENANA4TahMwDmR0
我:「到佢會主動搵你,謦下啲低B無聊嘢嗰陣時就係嘞。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAdBRWI7c19m
健:「睇嚟都真係機會渺茫。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAGOmY26wTve
我:「其實你咁執著做乜喎,打機嘅女仔又唔係得佢一個,不如你多啲同匹到嘅女仔吹下水,去chatroom度招friend子,甚至乎去啲大團都識到女㗎,聽講佢哋會搞每月飯聚咁,雖然…女嘅話可能要爭崩頭。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAnwLKP7pdPH
健:「我鍾意Kuromi,唔要其他。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAZ72DlwqPbk
我:「咁Kuromi到底有乜好先?」220Please respect copyright.PENANAlHFxKl5dP9
健:「我鍾意佢個名叫Kuromi,鍾意佢鍾意Kuromi呢隻公仔。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAPaTmpGWUrz
死宅男…吹佢唔脹,呢個理由都幾有說服力。220Please respect copyright.PENANAbNj2XBaQS4
我:「唔夠你講,你想點就點啦,又唔關我事。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAuqyVxU2jyL
健:「就算唔會成功,至少,我好想知道佢真人係乜樣,唔係約會都無問題,見到都心滿意足。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAxWOjthrMQ4
我:「就算女神咁靚又點,坐我隔籬都有個啦。」220Please respect copyright.PENANA8vb94kzdqC
健:「點同,嗰啲睇到個樣都覺得乞人憎。」220Please respect copyright.PENANA1WVuoBBIa8
係咩?可能係嘅…但同一個人嚟㗎咋。220Please respect copyright.PENANAebfNwzdxxp
健:「你溝過咁多次女,有無死橋諗到可以無厘挐更約佢出嚟㗎。」220Please respect copyright.PENANAhResQqDXBj
我:「要睇下有無hints喎,例如佢好鍾意某個偶像,你咁啱有佢哋啲周邊或者演唱會飛,又可能你咁啱…唔知點解…有隻好靚嘅Kuromi公仔。」220Please respect copyright.PENANA7uj2HBh6hy
正路就係咁嘅,但我知道係無解。220Please respect copyright.PENANAbmN7NdtZV1
健:「係喎,等我得閒去Sanrio睇下先。」220Please respect copyright.PENANA3hPlgAguvJ
無眼睇,佢應該係連Sanrio同San-X都唔識分嘅傻仔嚟,睇住佢為女死為女亡實在得啖笑。220Please respect copyright.PENANAyURWlP004t