阿健就繼續查家宅式咁同Kuromi謦欬…即係呢,咁樣唔得㗎,有幾多嘢可以畀你問啫,問完又可以點喎,唔通你可以憑呢啲資訊就令個女仔鍾意你?實在係太天真喇…400Please respect copyright.PENANAJxdqYlk4Lt
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當然一個正常女仔對呢啲問題講大話都可以話係預計之內,而QQ呢啲有經驗嘅女神級人物就更加應該係家常便飯。400Please respect copyright.PENANAikZdXODsG5
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乜叫竟然無,你覺得有就一開始唔應該咁問啦,真係好無水準嘅對話,該煨。400Please respect copyright.PENANA48Cks5i8yp
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女神呢下高招,即係我唔係唔想見你呀,只係我屋企唔俾我出嚟咋,不過禮物就當然照收啦;我保持住你嘅幻想,但到最後你係唔會得到任何嘢㗎。400Please respect copyright.PENANAvGeVxo90Tt
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如果買六合彩有得中,就算得廿蚊我都(舌累)飯咁去買啦…唔得喇,聽住佢兩個講呢啲嘢實在係太尷尬,所以我就坐喺部電腦前面打開個歐洲揸貨櫃車模擬器,喺條歐洲大馬路上面兜下風。400Please respect copyright.PENANAPL6YsiA5XV
QQ再玩多陣之後就終於offline,然後企咗喺我隔籬望住我揸貨櫃車。400Please respect copyright.PENANAn4Eg9EXtxh
Q:「喂!頭先玩玩下做乜自己off先呀?」佢向我抱怨,兩隻手肘壓喺我膊頭上面,按道理我只要挨後個人,後腦就會掂到佢個心口。400Please respect copyright.PENANAm26GDZeUv6
我:「嘻嘻,唔係咁樣我又點睇到個傻仔出招。」400Please respect copyright.PENANAoKPgNCzuF6
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我:「啱㗎喇,等佢體驗下呢啲痛苦,女網友都好信嘅,要知道喺網上面約女等同大海撈針,而且出到嚟究竟係暴龍定豬扒都係一個未知數嚟。」400Please respect copyright.PENANAHxk8ygDI0m
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我:「見得三次,妳想我做到啲乜喎…」400Please respect copyright.PENANAHausDbvJoU