返到屋企,六點多啲,距離Queenie返嚟重有一粒鐘,我竟然好似個阿媽咁諗緊幾時煮飯好。263Please respect copyright.PENANAbQlVhl4jh0
死女神,臭女神,擺明當我係工人,重要無糧出嗰隻,真係重衰過做兵!263Please respect copyright.PENANAmi572IG35F
又唔係嘅,佢嚟咗之後我先終於有一個家嘅感覺,以前我都唔鍾意留喺屋企,終日遊街搵下周圍有無相熟嘅人可以一齊hea,而家就…同埋呢,重有女神嘅內衣cat walk睇,講起內衣…我走去廚房度睇一睇,佢前日個粉紅色Bra同埋條粉紅色底底就喺個籃入面,當然係等我洗。263Please respect copyright.PENANAeOZwGfn7zm
我攞起咗上手,任我睇佢係乜嘢size,任我聞佢啲奶味係點,但我…重有,佢條底底我望咗一下那個位置,真係有少少漬,好似乾咗嘅粉末咁。263Please respect copyright.PENANAniIoIrpwOC
我…我…呆咗三十秒,最後我乜都無做就掉咗入個洗衣網入面,再掉落洗衣機。263Please respect copyright.PENANAG8tLBno62h
我做唔出,如果係我偷偷地得到佢著過嘅底衫褲,我一定會好好利用,用完再用,循環利用;但,而家我日日對住佢,真係會唔好意思,如果佢問我有無用過佢啲底衫褲,我無勇氣答佢。263Please respect copyright.PENANAfOcxqGZ3NB
雖然大家都知乜事,但女仔應該點都唔會想每一日都要對住一個想鹹濕自己嘅男仔,雖然佢都好似無得揀…我諗,除非去到強姦佢,或者一路非禮佢一路打飛機呢啲地步,如果唔係佢都會迫於無奈留喺度。263Please respect copyright.PENANAxMdygUyaRh
最重要係我唔需要咁對佢,我識自己溝女嘅。263Please respect copyright.PENANAPGd6XziN9f
雖然而家無,加埋佢喺度會阻頭阻勢,唉。263Please respect copyright.PENANAZEYcc6MjFB
放長假,我套校服當然要洗,其實我呢個懶人污糟貓通常都係一個禮拜先洗一次;我就原地除衫一件一件掉落去直至剝清光為止。263Please respect copyright.PENANAHEn5DxaIJd
望住精神奕奕嘅小兄弟,嗚,我都幫你唔到…263Please respect copyright.PENANATiaNeTKLps
Queenie應該唔介意我哋啲衫一齊洗㗎?263Please respect copyright.PENANAzD3b881Yve
都唔輪到佢介意啦,反而應該教佢洗衫先係。263Please respect copyright.PENANAcGCLygtItv
我正想開機嘅時候諗起,係喎,要等埋佢條校裙,佢條裙又係多麼的令人口水直流。263Please respect copyright.PENANAS1Ak8BKwBn
然後我就赤條條行返廳,坐喺電腦前面,思考下好唔好打開嗰個神秘嘅folder…琴晚好衰唔衰俾女神壞咗我嘅好事,咁攪落去遲早谷精上腦。263Please respect copyright.PENANAXmDHBcgVcT
突然有一股異常空虛嘅感覺襲來,我又著返條波褲,小兄弟好好休息下啦,夜啲我哋再用一顆純潔的心嚟欣賞女神,好唔好?263Please respect copyright.PENANAIa9oow4ZgU
今晚煮…今晚煮…263Please respect copyright.PENANAPi4UDbLHme
「鈴鈴…鈴鈴鈴…」咦,唔通女神打嚟。263Please respect copyright.PENANAPeYX96znYU
我:「喂?」係無紀錄嘅號碼。263Please respect copyright.PENANA2NVEeNtcHj
「喂,DHL呀,今朝嚟過無人,一陣會唔會有呀?聖誕啲貨好爆,聽日未必得。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAHZMBG21sDs
我:「係DHL!送貨?」263Please respect copyright.PENANAHgJmVKKzFA
「係呀,當然送貨啦。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAdi32mdMHfu
我:「有呀!有人呀!幾夜都得!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAneA1s5OFyU
「陣間見啦,唔該晒。」263Please respect copyright.PENANAz6sYbaqmEu
DHL~~啦啦~~FEDEX~~啦啦啦~UPS~~啦啦啦~順豐…都…啦啦~~係我作嘅聖誕禮物之歌,不過為咗唔呃字數個數字簡譜就唔打喺度。263Please respect copyright.PENANABy2Z6ea8d5
心情大好,就煮五香肉丁炒公仔麪啦!263Please respect copyright.PENANAfqzVdQvcHK
炒公仔麪,最緊要唔好烚太淋,再過冷河,嘻!263Please respect copyright.PENANArxu0zTSFbd
Q:「喂,我返嚟喇!」佢自己開門入屋。263Please respect copyright.PENANAFThgTpiKhY
我:「Queenie返嚟嗱,就快食得喇!」263Please respect copyright.PENANA3Ki62NBwYu
Q:「嘩,搞乜鬼?你個樣開心到咁嘅?!」263Please respect copyright.PENANAAxTHiJXaDx
我:「係咩?我都唔想,嘻嘻嘻…」263Please respect copyright.PENANAwewCxoq5vi
Q:「頂你!烚熟狗頭咁,係咪攞完我條底底打飛機嚟?!」佢竟然真係直接問我。263Please respect copyright.PENANAK3ngBPUz4e