QQ就企喺條頗窄嘅街道中間,左邊有幾個鬼佬企喺間酒吧門口吹水食煙飲啤酒,右手邊就有個阿婆喺架放貨手推車上面排緊蠔油蝦醬,再後面有堆無聊嘅香港人喺度排緊雞蛋仔…奇形怪狀嘅街道再加埋美女,出嚟嘅感覺竟然出乎意料咁好,QQ睇完都話好值得放上IG,同平時啲相感覺好唔同,尤其係幾個鬼佬就望實住佢,阿婆就望住我影相。450Please respect copyright.PENANAyFmPbvy5eu
咁,我都有諗過買雞蛋仔㗎,唔係因為有乜特色,而係我實在係未夠飽;但我就唔係幾好意思咁啦,啱啱食完啲咁好味嘅嘢,我應該好好珍惜嗰種味道,唔想咁快放其他嘢落肚住,而且我又唔想女神覺得我係視飽肚大於一切。雞蛋仔呢一樣嘢真係入咗香港人血,好似前面加個地名就會變名店,例如北角雞蛋仔,紅磡雞蛋仔…我就幾乎肯定南丫島同雞蛋仔呢樣嘢係無乜關係嘅,唔通喺度會有個雞場生蛋再用嚟即製雞蛋仔咩;諗諗下,不如叫馬叔叔喺酒樓加多味雞蛋仔點心,由我學完操刀製作,效果可能都唔錯…450Please respect copyright.PENANA19f47nWCD7
呢條大街唔係好長,十分鐘到就已經行完。450Please respect copyright.PENANAFM8Mfv3V9N
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好彩頭先有轆手機,嚟呢啲地方真係唔可以靠女神,如果我有錢行IFC就唔同講法。450Please respect copyright.PENANAJjpCY7BAlD
我:「如果妳肯行下樓梯,山上面有風車。」450Please respect copyright.PENANADPlPoihu7o
望過地圖要行成半粒鐘,我唔敢貿貿然決定。450Please respect copyright.PENANArgusSzJWBe
Q:「風車?好呀,就去啦!」450Please respect copyright.PENANAsbbMDCE8UW
我:「妳唔好行行下話行唔郁呀下。」450Please respect copyright.PENANAub3PtAgC2v
Q:「點會喎,我做gym跑一粒鐘都係咁。」450Please respect copyright.PENANAU1xzlOflWN
我:「但平時真係唔覺妳咁好動吖嘛。」450Please respect copyright.PENANAAzcVOH8c8Z
Q:「有得打卡就唔同㗎啦!快啲帶我行呀。」450Please respect copyright.PENANAEZqpElgc0v
港女…係一種好特別嘅生物,叫佢放啲衫入洗衣機㩒幾粒制都懶到唔願郁;但為咗貼IG,佢哋可以爬上山頂捱眼瞓睇日出,可以夜鼆鼆去沙灘冒住俾蚊咬死嘅風險觀星,明明唔識游水就走去玩wakeboard,同佢講只要有人肯睇,坐喺懸崖邊影相都在所不惜…450Please respect copyright.PENANALBQMyVzsrD
而且,就算平時再密實喺IG都要露下肉,好似已經成為咗一個文化嚟。450Please respect copyright.PENANAHHmjpN4xwK
我好細個就識睇地圖㗎喇,老竇周圍去,返嚟就會打開幅地圖同我講故事,講下當地嘅人係點,食咗啲乜中伏嘢;大過咗我會諗,佢無講嘅係咪食咗啲乜嘢女呢,佢都係男人,而且都重好後生,明嘅…我諗媽咪都唔會怪佢嘅,無理由會想自己個老公幾十年無愛做㗎…細個嗰陣都有期待過老竇會幫我搵個新媽咪,幻想可能會喺外國娶個老婆返嚟,結果又真係無。450Please respect copyright.PENANAlv8LJt63uV
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預告:稍後時間會有(偽)外傳——QQ的深層次文學剖析上市,敬請期待。450Please respect copyright.PENANAfelWXGRVnW