我:「但係…怕唔怕俾其他人撞到?」276Please respect copyright.PENANAGrmyUtdBuz
Q:「都就六點,應該無咁多同學喺街喇掛…其實都無乜嘢嘅,我坐喺你隔籬放學約埋一齊去買禮物都無乜特別吖,最多我話你做我隻兵囉。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAQizSZzn8W9
我:「唔得呀,做兵咁樣衰。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAh3wdsDurnC
Q:「乜呀!我好歹都要係個靚女嚟㗎喎,都唔知有幾多男仔想為咗同我食餐飯而做我隻兵。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAjLsqAUbuPu
我:「但係而家我晚晚都要同妳食飯…」276Please respect copyright.PENANAAzUZsbpf5U
Q:「好難委你咁喎,唔講喇,落去啦。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAAI0UwUPtaB
我:「妳唔換返出街衫?著校服落去?」276Please respect copyright.PENANAv34eL5qVxz
Q:「我本身都唔係住附近,換咗咪重怪,行啦。」276Please respect copyright.PENANASZH26mAmS3
就係咁,我哋兩個就出咗門口,準備落去精品店揀下禮物。276Please respect copyright.PENANAIcVCQxTiqP
我:「係呢,其實妳本身有無收兵㗎?」276Please respect copyright.PENANApWA5fgwIaN
Q:「無喎,我以前都不愁吃喝,想買乜就買乜,又有男朋友,做乜要辛苦自己同啲傻仔行街食飯。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAIuMCtlmk0A
右女神,出身正統豪門,點似得啲扮晒蟹港女女神,每逢聖誕生日情人節就流晒口水等收禮。276Please respect copyright.PENANAlkUr4y91IE
我:「咁而家使唔使收兵呀?」276Please respect copyright.PENANA5V7jXuJU4j
Q:「遲下先諗啦…而家有你幫住我先,如果唔係,我可能要收一打。」276Please respect copyright.PENANABKhi1obqrh
嘩,女神咁睇得起我呀,睇嚟會有好多潛在志願兵憎死我呢個多事嘅仆街仔。276Please respect copyright.PENANAi0tlDwrMVR
係精品店兜咗一圈,都頗為頭痛。276Please respect copyright.PENANA0UR5jyhGa1
送鬧鐘,會畀人鬧。276Please respect copyright.PENANA3UaOECVVqz
送相架,會鬧得更加甘。276Please respect copyright.PENANAzdpI5TLm0n
送水杯,會鬧埋你屋企人。276Please respect copyright.PENANAl9Gp9cRb19
送耳機,五十蚊係最cheap沙沙聲嗰啲。276Please respect copyright.PENANA4nuor4XZ3f
送nanoblock,最平嘅細細包都要五十九蚊。276Please respect copyright.PENANAeCnhzrmwGD
送滑鼠,個個都有㗎啦,又唔係電競嗰啲。276Please respect copyright.PENANA5TduDjB8PV
送木顏色,又唔係小學生。276Please respect copyright.PENANApXhwbrk0dd
我:「咦,劉備高達四十八蚊咋喎,唔錯!」276Please respect copyright.PENANArllD0PhSMF
Q:「你梗係唔錯,有無諗過女仔收到會點諗?」276Please respect copyright.PENANAka6jDk2hmV
我:「唔諗囉,呀,唔知女仔會唔會玩彈樽蓋人呢…咦,你送聖誕卡呀?」276Please respect copyright.PENANALQoA8rG7jJ
Q:「你剩係識得顧住玩…啲卡我送畀其他姐妹㗎,年年都送唔通今年停咩?」276Please respect copyright.PENANARbpCwwYmVl
我:「五十蚊三張…都幾肉赤㗎喎。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAuXS8kixbwg
Q:「你重講,我以前送開五十蚊張Sanrio㗎!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAKuw5tiLhuN
正所謂今時不同往日,有苦自己知。276Please respect copyright.PENANAzXivqrmgt1
結果行咗個圈都未決定到買乜,我哋就去超市買餸沉澱下先。276Please respect copyright.PENANAo0zPykMzWB
Q:「呀,係al fresco雞肉腸,我最鍾意食㗎。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAvEul0zsJkN
我買下個價錢牌,六十九蚊四條,係人都鍾意啦…276Please respect copyright.PENANAU6wUvZqnbA
我:「欸…呢個…都幾…」276Please respect copyright.PENANANwZ0fgCLd3
Q:「放心,唔使咁驚,唔會迫你買。」276Please respect copyright.PENANAuTrqovLZdL
我:「睇下會唔會特價啦,我會記住。」276Please respect copyright.PENANA7rop3Xb3Cg
同Queenie一齊行超市,我感覺佢好似變咗我女朋友咁,唔係,應該更進一步,我哋好似啱啱結咗婚咁…呀,唔好諗無謂嘢,人哋有男朋右㗎。276Please respect copyright.PENANAw46yogdVsD
我:「Oh my god!五香肉丁大特價!」276Please respect copyright.PENANAalZlK3ZYQN
話得大特價,當然係指黃色罐嘅水仙花牌。276Please respect copyright.PENANAhDD6DA3JW4