玩玩下突然彈WhatsApp message,差啲㩒錯。467Please respect copyright.PENANArDYvmnIk83
我:「嘩,邊個死人頭緊要關頭send嘢嚟!」467Please respect copyright.PENANARyFsA15AZZ
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佢講到咁,我梗係秒速彈game出去睇下係乜。467Please respect copyright.PENANATK3pgiYwLL
我一開,係頭先開閃光燈幫佢影嘅裙底相,非常清楚,清楚到毛孔入面有啲乜走咗出嚟都睇到;咁當然,個頭係crop走咗嘅。467Please respect copyright.PENANACgjwqILWGu
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Q:「驚你要諗住嚟J,無得睇好慘㗎嘛。」467Please respect copyright.PENANAlnBx8A2m3c
我:「我…成日攞妳嚟J…妳會唔會唔鍾意㗎?」467Please respect copyright.PENANAV8umVUgwNb
Q:「無所謂啦,都係因為我靚女你先J啫,呵呵,可能你重要同好多男仔爭住食。」467Please respect copyright.PENANAtcCzcC4FEO
都唔知而家啲女神係乜心態,乜有好多仔J自己呢樣嘢係好值得自豪嘅咩?但諗落又諗,如果有好多女幻想住我,攞隻手指放入去出出入入,再玩到噴曬水咁款,我都會…嘻嘻嘻嘻。467Please respect copyright.PENANAWV3jN6mhid
不過呢,女神,我就唔係因為妳靚女而J妳喇,以前都唔會J妳㗎啦,而家係因為已經愛上咗妳。467Please respect copyright.PENANAbF3FJhHIkg
我:『電話無電,抖下先,聽日再玩。』467Please respect copyright.PENANAoocXUO1Oq3
健:『屌你啦!先玩得嗰兩鋪。』467Please respect copyright.PENANAvoJl0XzmcT
交帶下都要嘅,但懶得再理佢嘞。467Please respect copyright.PENANA1BSYnrwpeb
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我:「做乜喎,好驚我唔J妳咩?」467Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9jvAXvRNk
Q:「你咪唔好J囉,但我要delete幅相呀。」467Please respect copyright.PENANAAtX60lP7J9
我:「咁我去save啦,點解要delete嘅?」467Please respect copyright.PENANAEDG5GqsOVI
Q:「低B,你哋啲男仔成日攞第二個部電話玩嚟玩去,如果俾人睇到我同你個對話框有啲咁嘅嘢,我重得了嘅?」女仔果然夠細心。467Please respect copyright.PENANA8rsjczr1EH
我:「嗯,又係嘅,我會小心…係喎,妳個電話號碼喺我聯絡人度重未改名。」仍然係八粒數字…467Please respect copyright.PENANAyhCdFQRnTF
Q:「唔使改都得啦,又唔係同你好熟。」467Please respect copyright.PENANAnARjtm4TwV
我:「叫返Queenie?右女神?呀,K生個女!」467Please respect copyright.PENANA6tIP6Cbn5n
Q:「你傻嘅咩!俾人睇到實唔知諗咗去邊,拎嚟啦,都係由我改會比較安全!」467Please respect copyright.PENANA08XnkZd1Gu
我:「其實我喺妳部電話入面有無名㗎?」467Please respect copyright.PENANAsFMByVdFkU
Q:「你理得我啫,打三個叉都好夠啦。」467Please respect copyright.PENANAweTj2ir9Ov
我:「點解要…搞到好似鹹網網址咁…」467Please respect copyright.PENANAYxTealCxKi
『那個令人討厭的所謂女神』467Please respect copyright.PENANA54snvLNIGO
我:「做乜要咁樣話自己喎,右女神。」467Please respect copyright.PENANAJnY36lbMOP
Q:「係你自己一開始喺本週記度咁話我㗎!」467Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9DP5hSBnc
我:「唔係嬲到而家呀…我都認咗錯好耐啦,嗰陣係因為唔識妳先咁講咋嘛。」467Please respect copyright.PENANAdqsnDGQmkU
Q:「唔係呀,咁樣俾人見到都知我哋兩個無嘢吖嘛。」明明…確實…我哋而家真係無嘢。467Please respect copyright.PENANAQmuHlJqk6r
我:「咁長,不如叫賤女人算啦。」467Please respect copyright.PENANAVSffukAtYx
Q:「唔準呀!你試下改,同你絕交㗎!」467Please respect copyright.PENANAf3jYIKBqKd
『那個…女神』,明眼人一睇就知我對妳有嘢啦。467Please respect copyright.PENANAA9JhgbDIMv