Q:「妖!加多條原味底褲囉,好未?!你哋啲男仔真係好唔浪漫,係要搞到件事咁污糟。」201Please respect copyright.PENANAD6rJb4ItfS
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我:「妳寫到咁浪漫,又真係唔襯條原味底褲。」201Please respect copyright.PENANAL0bFRxTXLu
Q:「咪話咗你,係要搞壞個意境先安樂,鍾意一個人,唔係為咗要J佢㗎!」我錯囉,右女神…201Please respect copyright.PENANA130D28nk2U
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Q:「更加鍾意都無所謂嘅,唔好有無謂希望就得,咪留存呢份心意喺心中。」201Please respect copyright.PENANAnzcAl25xDU
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Q:「咁無其他辦法吖嘛,心入面多個鍾意嘅人都好嘅,點都開心過心入面多個唔鍾意嘅人,係咪?」佢非常有自信咁望住我。201Please respect copyright.PENANA4b5u9QSA3C
係嘅,曾經我都嬲過細蚊無端端消失,嗰排唔安樂咗好耐;但到咗而家,雖然我哋應該唔會有機會喺返埋一齊,但我都重係鍾意呢個女仔嘅,亦明白咗佢當時嘅委屈,成個人就舒服晒;縱使有緣無分,都會珍惜生命之中曾經遇到對方,重互相交換咗大家嘅第一次…201Please respect copyright.PENANAZljedMRwaB
我:「如果佢知道真相嘅話,恨妳一世都似。」201Please respect copyright.PENANASVL39XlfDM
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Q:「使乜講!小女子我才華橫溢,詞鋒銳利,感情細膩,描繪真緻…乜話!你啱啱話寫愛情小說?!」201Please respect copyright.PENANAI03Wjt7mBb
我:「係呀,妳呢啲唔係愛情小說橋段嚟咩?」201Please respect copyright.PENANA9m98G4yS1X
Q:「點解我諗唔到?!我可以寫小說搵錢㗎喎!」201Please respect copyright.PENANA6S59ndS4XQ
我:「吓…乜年代呀,唔係話啲書商出一本蝕一本嘅咩,好似得返啲大作家同教科書有錢賺。」201Please respect copyright.PENANAfZmHrliLhi
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我:「咁巴閉?可以有幾錢呀?」201Please respect copyright.PENANAuCTVvaTNhs