本身我就無為意有呢樣嘢嘅,所以都無話有啲乜期望;由細到大都係嗰十封八封㗎啦,老竇,婆婆同舅父舅母,爺爺嫲嫲退休返上大陸搵佢哋啲兄弟姐妹之後都變成WeChat紅封包嚕;大伯同姑媽跟埋公司返東莞做嘢之後都好少見面,有就有,無就無,嗰一百幾十蚊就隨緣啦,我都懶得賀年;重記得我細細個嗰陣係有個著得幾妖豔嘅姑姐,畢咗業喺間日資公司做嘢,唔使一陣就嫁埋過去,當然就唔會有日円利是收的。415Please respect copyright.PENANAsqFLIVnFuI
總之,專心執枱啦,有雙工已經發達。415Please respect copyright.PENANAB6Ebn48np3
「爽仔,新年進步呀!」415Please respect copyright.PENANAFoeTaaCUrc
咦,係其中一個平時落嚟打躉睇波嘅伯父喎,當我發現佢喺身後嗌我嘅時候佢已經攞埋利是出嚟。415Please respect copyright.PENANAAi3kY4xk7s
我:「叔叔,恭喜發財,祝你橫財就手,新一年馬到功成,球球是道,盤滿砵滿!」Yeah,又一封!415Please respect copyright.PENANAhd7vgTd4GT
「死仔包,又會咁識講嘢嘅,把口(啷)油㗎?」415Please respect copyright.PENANAgwctXDpaPP
喺我重賣緊笑嘅時候,有位姨姨諗咗一諗就伸手入手袋入面,咁就順便啦。415Please respect copyright.PENANAjMLzeWvE31
我:「幾位auntie,祝妳哋身體健康,容光煥發,青春常跓,年年廿八歲;BB仔快高長大,幾位小朋友聽教聽話,學業猛進!」415Please respect copyright.PENANAwPm23e546T
幾位小朋友其實都初中咁款,望住我呆晒。415Please respect copyright.PENANAUdr1BMfypy
「你都工作順利,學業進步喇!」415Please respect copyright.PENANAE7vnWtEioD
就係咁,成張枱就俾我Clear咗。415Please respect copyright.PENANAk6z8RJ0lmd
由於個場實在係太多人,啲阿姐斟水都斟唔切,於是我幫下手又有幾封;有啲叔父喺度打啤,我就去清走啲碟等佢哋多啲位,講句玩得開心啲又有幾封;而我平時嚟返工令到啲阿姐有得準時收工,所以佢哋都一人封咗一封畀我;廚房佬就…算啦,佢哋今日應該炒到手跛都似。415Please respect copyright.PENANAqv3ehV0YXr
至於Angel姐姐就當然全場走個唔停,佢今日容光煥發,個妝比起平時係厚咗嘅,食咗過期春藥咁不停幫啲阿叔斟酒,心口三粒鈕一粒都無扣過,妳小心激親人哋啲老婆呀…415Please respect copyright.PENANAVqywVDbmSx
嗰種由銀包入面笑出嚟嘅笑容,係有樣睇嘅。415Please respect copyright.PENANAkUpFZZqRfT
我:「Angel姐姐,祝妳青春常跓,年年十八歲!」415Please respect copyright.PENANAFxIKA0mDGm
A:「玩嘢呀?!仆街仔,邊個俾你同我拜年㗎!同埋我今年真係十八歲,唔使祝我。」415Please respect copyright.PENANANj3AqIC4Ku
我:「吓…咁都話我玩嘢?唔係呀化…」415Please respect copyright.PENANAKjt9nqj0c4
A:「咁都唔係玩嘢,點先係玩嘢呀?」415Please respect copyright.PENANAjGkUNt2YL3
我:「好啦,咁我認真玩多次,Angel姐姐,我祝你左右逢源,如魚得水,春意盎然,出入平安,連生貴子,三年抱兩。」415Please respect copyright.PENANA5j1Mt63uCQ
A:「你條粉腸真係唔係講笑㗎喎…赤口流流係咪想我嚟同你開年呀?」415Please respect copyright.PENANAuvzvMLyzPN
我:「唔好咁大力就得,我怕醜㗎。」415Please respect copyright.PENANAVCCHUJ3Ed7
其實由一開始,我已經決定咗Angel係囉嚟玩嘅。415Please respect copyright.PENANANqJHnxfbA0