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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。112Please respect copyright.PENANAx4bqUK5RGy
講真,除非你好靚仔或者好有錢啦,如果唔係咪又係嗰幾道板斧,112Please respect copyright.PENANA23qd1tFjuW
啫係乜?夠厚顏囉。112Please respect copyright.PENANA1BS1igiEo1
正所謂水至清則無魚,人至賤則無敵。112Please respect copyright.PENANA5omncWZ4wf
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。112Please respect copyright.PENANAchkeYTR9mN
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我:【Hi.妳好嗎?】112Please respect copyright.PENANAAsvQu8MjmK
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靚女:【你幾多歲?】112Please respect copyright.PENANAXiwYW4ukWc
一開口就問人幾多歲咁得意?112Please respect copyright.PENANAqMyqnUpwRq
作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人,112Please respect copyright.PENANAJJLGnEnU0D
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。112Please respect copyright.PENANA1aQ65iTJYR
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我:【三十中啦。】112Please respect copyright.PENANAJpm8Zsompp
你地笑乜野?咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。112Please respect copyright.PENANAkUdyVAeQWG
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靚女:【我都係呀,咁啱傾D。】112Please respect copyright.PENANAgvx6sWUy1v
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我:【係呀。。。】112Please respect copyright.PENANAshXXH452c9
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靚女:【你做邊一行架?】112Please respect copyright.PENANAmdGY10WVry
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱,都是但廢up就算。112Please respect copyright.PENANA6k17dkACjO
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我:【攪自己生意。】112Please respect copyright.PENANA4D7f2NBNyh
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靚女:【做生意呀,咁咪好有錢囉?】112Please respect copyright.PENANAgJdo1nWTjD
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我:【有錢又唔講得,餓唔死咁啦。】112Please respect copyright.PENANA9qr6t8f134
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靚女:【咁你有無投資呀?】112Please respect copyright.PENANAwU3yB7V4gf
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我:【當然有啦,個個星期都有做工課架。】112Please respect copyright.PENANA7rejz3aqnz
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀,都算係投資丫。112Please respect copyright.PENANA6zzBe0VaRz
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靚女:【咁叻,一定有唔少收穫啦,睇中邊隻?比個號碼嚟丫。】112Please respect copyright.PENANAuK9SDkP9AP
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎,即刻攞張馬經睇下先。112Please respect copyright.PENANATnDBbT86kR
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我:【8號囉。】112Please respect copyright.PENANAKMMGDLO8eQ
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靚女:【8號仔咁保守】112Please respect copyright.PENANAmOccUW1LBg
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我:【唔係呀,咁都叫保守,有成11倍喎。】112Please respect copyright.PENANARDOe3hSJyz
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靚女:【PE得咁少】112Please respect copyright.PENANAcqyCbXRTze
PE?講乜呀?112Please respect copyright.PENANAXM8McqTbBt
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靚女:【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】112Please respect copyright.PENANAsLZeh8Sxzm
哦,原來講股票,咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心,都係跑馬仔安全D。112Please respect copyright.PENANABmL1mwrS7D
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺,最好用一招順水推舟。112Please respect copyright.PENANAUZAWu93E2m
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我:【咁妳有乜好介?】112Please respect copyright.PENANAf5KLKGqUxy
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靚女:【介紹又唔講得,大家交流下囉。】112Please respect copyright.PENANArsLsQ0GgxF
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我:【好呀。】112Please respect copyright.PENANAkL2rYzSIYs
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靚女:【嗱,我有個FD係投行做,佢早排比咗隻貼士,好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】112Please respect copyright.PENANAourgno0yx0
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我:【吓!咁多?】112Please respect copyright.PENANAcyGQBPMOoC
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靚女:【係呀,你跟我買一定無錯。】112Please respect copyright.PENANANZWplWb68t
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我:【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題,D錢係晒馬會到。】112Please respect copyright.PENANAVuJ1aOWe1j
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靚女:【馬會?】112Please respect copyright.PENANApL3chKw5Xv
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我:【哦,我意思係馬會未找數,我同佢地有生意來往。】112Please respect copyright.PENANAdqydM80eBq
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靚女:【哦,咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你,係我另一個熟朋友做架,佢好幫得手架,息口又低喎。】112Please respect copyright.PENANAUrXHaFuRhm
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。112Please respect copyright.PENANAvn0Rce5lbp
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候,有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。112Please respect copyright.PENANAP4WVODydbI
老婆:[老公!]112Please respect copyright.PENANArHuptEUQ9C
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親?即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。112Please respect copyright.PENANAHvud39jsmo
我:[做乜事呀?]112Please respect copyright.PENANA7Sh3VLRTW7
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話:[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]112Please respect copyright.PENANABXbTpPhWd6
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講完行過晾袗架又話:[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架,重有呀…]112Please respect copyright.PENANATn9dUStDaB
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停,應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能,就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。112Please respect copyright.PENANAlHOUVh7dFZ
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我:[係啦,現在即刻做啦。]112Please respect copyright.PENANATdQYkdF6xR
嗱,呢D唔係叫怕老婆,而係叫識時務。112Please respect copyright.PENANA0PeOSUFtmI
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對住佢有時真係好攞命,大家千萬唔好誤會呀,無話佢差呀,起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我,只不過呢,硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。112Please respect copyright.PENANA1PgzVmxw2K
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無法啦,我係屋企嘅時間比佢多,所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。112Please respect copyright.PENANALfKw7AVv28
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做,佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂,不過算啦,鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。112Please respect copyright.PENANAtvoEU5fmEm
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當我係到清埋D手尾時,忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫:[老公!]112Please respect copyright.PENANAM5k3w6oQuU
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唉,又唔知做漏邊樣野。112Please respect copyright.PENANAUJnjLqrmgh
我:[乜事呀?]112Please respect copyright.PENANAvz4UQ6imig
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老婆:[借你部手機比我用。]112Please respect copyright.PENANAgs59Hlcm1U
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我:[哦,放係房入面呀,妳自己去攞啦。]112Please respect copyright.PENANAoxT3hBgj4m
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機,面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講:[老公!]112Please respect copyright.PENANAlYqULXfmpD
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仆街啦,我好似未閂交友app!!
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~未完待續~
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