食飽飽返到屋企,我覺得呢個平安夜都過得幾開心,有LEGO砌,重有個靚女陪我行夜街等我可以曬下命,雖然只係屋企樓下啫;但,最重要嘅係我唔使諗要去邊玩,唔使計下餐飯合唔合佢心意,唔使煩買乜禮物,亦唔使諗點開口邀請佢嚟我屋企做某啲事情…253Please respect copyright.PENANAS3fZmTjNEx
女朋友嚟㗎嘛!平安夜,又無土地問題,唔通唔開口呀?你對唔對得住自己呀!應該係咁…除非…253Please respect copyright.PENANAsZQGhUIEyn
諗返起我上年平安夜都送咗個silent night嘅音樂盒畀細蚊,同佢去大家樂食咋咋淋鐵板餐再加至cool冰冰,係就係好平民,都成百五蚊㗎。253Please respect copyright.PENANAfVm4goL0Iw
而家我一蚊都唔使就有個女神級喺隔籬撓到我實一實,全部屋邨妹見到我哋都要讓路呀。253Please respect copyright.PENANAHsPZaUSsip
其實,我係咪都應該要送啲嘢畀佢呢?253Please respect copyright.PENANALNBjJx8oB2
我:「呀,妳哋今晚去邊食呀?」253Please respect copyright.PENANAZfrikqjCrP
問下都好嘅,可以調查下係乜價位,而QQ又點反應,啱唔啱口味…始終我第時都有機會同佢喺出面食飯。253Please respect copyright.PENANAFYZk9cdz82
Q:「拉麪囉,咪幾好,一大碗實食得飽。」253Please respect copyright.PENANAuhfbeADUdU
我:「今次無食窮人喇?」253Please respect copyright.PENANAotRBDDwGVE
Q:「唔會掛,都係每人一百蚊到。」253Please respect copyright.PENANAFOUjY7KDlF
即係話around呢個價位佢都會接受,咁我待細蚊都算不薄喇喎。253Please respect copyright.PENANAXHQJLIQ3Bf
我:「不過送完份禮物都窮咗。」253Please respect copyright.PENANA03bDDAWl6S
Q:「我唔知佢呀,佢識自己分配㗎啦,我理得佢下個月Lunch要捱麪包吖…但,如果你有問題唔好死頂呀,要同我講知唔知?」253Please respect copyright.PENANAfskQB2B4yj
我:「放心啦,我唔會餓死妳。」253Please respect copyright.PENANAAZtlurJBdV
返到屋企Queenie就堂而皇之咁喺個廳除衫執衫準備入去沖涼,我已經睇佢底衫褲look睇到慣晒,繼續幫個LEGO盒影相。253Please respect copyright.PENANAHORO1DyD7v
Q:「其實…如果我係屋邨妹你係咪就會抽我水?」253Please respect copyright.PENANAM3TKPYxk9P
我:「咁就當然啦,正所謂入屋揸波是常識,揭開裙底硬道理,咪就係咁啫嘛。」253Please respect copyright.PENANAsuhcsDoEoD
Q:「都唔知你哋啲文化係咪真係咁黐線。」253Please respect copyright.PENANAiTlHSLDXMF
我:「好多妹…都好玩得㗎,又唔係叫你做得好過份,最多咪鬧你幾句,同埋,我諗會上得你屋企都叫friend㗎啦,玩下又唔使死,我諗佢哋都係咁諗。」253Please respect copyright.PENANAXczl2sAjlg
Q:「但你對我又咁忍得嘅?」253Please respect copyright.PENANABUuOUXrz4G
我:「女神只可遠觀吖嘛…況且…唔使揭都有底底睇啦…而家。」253Please respect copyright.PENANAf05Kl0HCUQ
Q:「哦。」然後佢去沖涼。253Please respect copyright.PENANAbhv4RCowFU
如果妳單身,我可能真係會忍唔住;但忍唔住又點吖,我哋一個天一個地根本無可能。253Please respect copyright.PENANAVxQkgWnDTJ
影完相我就打開Carousell作文up相,希望幫我架LEGO車搵到個好主人,同埋賣到靚價錢。253Please respect copyright.PENANAAAUg3snfdE
『LEGO TECHNIC系列42096保時捷Porsche 911 RSR已砌,平安夜開盒剛砌好,有洗手砌,未display過無封塵,貼紙完好未貼,保證齊件,可先代拆散,全套連盒放售,九成二新,約七折放售八百元…』253Please respect copyright.PENANAXHvRegXNhS
Q:「諗清楚未呀,咁捨得?」佢沖完涼出嚟。253Please respect copyright.PENANAs2KXtvEBys
我:「算啦,都無位擺。」253Please respect copyright.PENANAMcJsl6m2oW
Q:「竟然又無錯字喎。」253Please respect copyright.PENANAkrnaQ3j8BM
我:「對過㗎,有錯字人哋會覺得係小朋友唔敢同你交收。」253Please respect copyright.PENANAXapIdG9osb
Q:「你對我真係好。」253Please respect copyright.PENANAjLmYT4DLlB
Queenie烏低身惜咗我塊面一啖,佢個衫領重要幾闊…點解…妳明明有男朋友重…253Please respect copyright.PENANAhz5jcghIA3
然後我望住部電話發呆。253Please respect copyright.PENANAmmod4cs8Dw