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相信好多男人都會撞過女人發脾氣，唔理佢係你女友、老婆、上司、甚至係亞媽。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPqUtVINsi
通常都係有一個共通點就係你講乜佢地都聽唔入耳，唔好意圖或嘗試同佢地講道理，玩自己架咋。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6RZURBXeG
總之你出聲就鬧你駁嘴狡辯，你唔出聲就鬧你做乜唔出聲，真係好難服侍。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXb46po0QB
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見到老婆咁嘅樣我望住個女打咗個眼色，之後佢好醒目粒聲唔出走返入房。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78K3TBpfOm
做咗咁多年老婆奴當然識得點面對呢D情況啦。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKSh4vcUEj
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呢個時候大家要注意自己講野嘅語氣，唔好比人有一種唔耐煩又或者係挑釁嘅感覺，173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3p6WdrW9P
將平日講野嘅聲線再壓底三度就差唔多，無錯就係同太監一樣。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXOdh5E58w
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皇…唔係，老婆連望都無望我一眼講：[唔好提啦，明明約好都可以甩底。]173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SzEOoi0Ve
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老婆：[食唔落呀。]173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsH6Uflubjc
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當我想返入房時。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ktfLpfWrn
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老婆：[你地啱啱落街食野呀？]173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtl3PFGjmDN
仆街啦…173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgb3998p7ke
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老婆：[食乜呀？]173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUJusLnvNG
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我：[哦…重可以食乜丫，咪樓下茶記囉。]173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡte21sr9gEv
如果比老婆知道我地兩條友去食日本野無預佢鬧死都似。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEiTxQBE0K
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嗱嗱聲走入房換衫然後煮個麵比老婆食。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1KJ9NXTsM
好快手攞住碗熱辣辣原味出前一丁餐蛋麵出呢：[食得啦。]173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmdsWAFjKJ
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老婆望一望碗麵即刻話：[無菜嘅？]173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BCXaxrWwb
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我：[吓…妳想食菜呀？我…即刻煮。]173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXpAyobZzX
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老婆：[我咪話平日要食多D菜健康D囉，唉…算啦，唔洗啦。]173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRt1ohhCKv1
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講健康就唔好食餐蛋麵啦。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEq96nZV73
不過呢D場口最好都係出小句聲自動消失係最安全。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsu5fBfW7gC
老婆一邊食野一邊睇電視，我又對電視節目無乜興趣於是入房開咗部HiFi放鬆下聽下歌休息。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGHVopt4qd
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年紀大都係鐘意聽D自己年代嘅歌，特別係八零年代尾九零年代頭，可以話係香港樂壇最高峰期，四大天皇、哥哥、梅姐、王菲、憶蓮、Sammy、粒粒巨星，相比起現在…唉。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsdbOhXzIG
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今日聽乜好呢？望住個CD架上面排得密麻麻嘅CD，手指一指，就聽王傑啦。以前唔明點解一個大男人可以唱到死人冧樓咁慘，人大咗先知嗰種無奈係要用時間換返呢。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcD47q4WOTo
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放入CD喇叭傅呢王傑哭喪一樣嘅歌聲：[哭泣聲絕無意義 它不會扭轉分開的心意…]173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnElOKnGWbU
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就係我培養緊情緒時，忽然老婆大叫：[老公！]173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmIpLtGFIT
唉，又乜呀…173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEsp6kQQTN
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扭細聲部HiFi問：[乜野事？]173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEMQGucKpr
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老婆：[唔好聽王傑啦，唱到死人冧樓咁，我想聽mirror呀。]173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58O03aZWcb
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係唔係玩野呀…173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFcPh9I8zX
好多男人都話，玩HIFI最大敵人唔係地方同金錢，而係女人同細路，真係一D都無講錯。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx61oG5nY2y
我：[我無買mirror D碟喎。]173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS713GpX6l9
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老婆：[youtube咪有囉。]173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwF5CjhV2KB
頂…只好開youtube比老婆聽mirror，自己就用earphone塞住耳仔一邊用手機聽歌一邊搵樂敏傾計。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauRCNtDzUm
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我：【妳今朝同我講話同條仔上床呀？】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsq0TrvfC7F
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樂敏好快就回覆我：【係呀。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xPTvYMg9x
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我：【咁佢條件一定唔差啦。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkHwJ9daCx
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樂敏：【OK啦，佢揸車過呢接我去Soho食意大利菜。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdp0bs0O3Z
一出手就soho，唔怪得之溝到女。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmI6It56uO
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我：【咁呢餐飯一定食得好開心啦。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUFuY1KUTT
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樂敏：【好一般。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBrq5CtNjJ
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我：【妳講食物定人先？】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WrULU2w4K
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樂敏：【兩樣都係。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLX7E4JFee
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我真係忍唔住問：【咁妳又同佢上床？】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzlJZ6BD1o
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樂敏：【咁食完飯見佢幾大隻又有時間咪同佢玩下囉。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoyR73DDOd
睇到呢句個心真係酸到呢…173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvrwwB67MC
超，亞明，酸乜春野啫，你又唔係人地嘅SL，你只不過係一個比較好傾嘅網友乍。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rqzBCITgw
咁我都知，不過…都想喺呢到講句，希望所有有偷食嘅紀巴如果你地睇到呢篇野嘅話，幫幫忙，比條生路呢行下得唔得呀。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRou0Jv28js
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雖然心情已經跌到谷底，但係點都要懶大方扮關心問一句：【咁…玩得開唔開心？】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8i4hRkozEP
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樂敏：【唔太開心。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEU7mxrK78v
又估唔到佢會咁答我喎，唔通又係另一個外強中乾嘅真男人？173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFuQPtW1QC
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咁我好奇即刻再追問：【Why？】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZJqwPSXBk
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樂敏：【佢同我做時我都feel唔到愛。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFTWzz3GTn
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我：【吓…】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWS9Q0lfQn3
如果有一條女肯同我上床，但係又要我表現出愛呢樣野先，咁我真R晒頭唔知應該點做，173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgAQpxbcSU
唔通一路做一路大叫對方個名？樂敏！樂敏！妳好正呀！173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyfs56PKUi
咁同喺公園放狗叫Lucky！Lucky！Good boy！有乜分別？173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3J2Uyd1xzK
不過入馬場見D人大叫隻馬名上呀！上呀！又真係充滿愛意架喎。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0t0ei2Krn
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定係好似品評藝術品一樣？173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtV4F8BKVoR
樂敏，妳嘅完美嘅身段係市面上好稀有，相信可以去蘇富比拍賣搵到一個好收藏家。拍賣女人聽聞犯法架喎。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeQ6VtUXI3
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對於呢D咁迷嘅野我讀得書少唔識只好直接咁問一句：【咁啫係點呀？】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcpDAMVjVj
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樂敏：【總之，我覺得佢只係想搵我發洩做完就算。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7WmBOM0XN
咁似D男人去叫雞嘅，我幾乎想問佢有無放底幾舊先走，不過咁講又好hurt人。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIltH5pcyBs
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我：【或者佢緊趕時間啫，妳咪比多次機會佢囉。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhtgslaieY
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樂敏：【唔啦，唔鍾意就搵過一個算，又唔係無選擇無謂浪費時間。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN207F5wWiR
唉，呢個世界幾咁唔公平,點解女人玩app咁多選擇。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23zDzjPe5C
鬼叫香港女少男多咩，特別係玩app，我諗個比例真係一比九十九。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqh5Wa5PWI
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咁男人係唔係無選擇？又唔係嘅，呢D好睇個人能力，你食飯都唔會只係叫一個餸啦。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vEP1yjlk6
我鐘意食二餸飯，三餸係我嘅極限。不過識女我都係鐘意一次一個。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTosyDichN
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樂敏繼續講：【其實搵咗咁耐都重係無人除取代都佢嘅地位。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1BdtCdJdk
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我：【妳重好掛住之前個SL？】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCYDAXMZHl
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樂敏：【太多回憶，你知唔知呀，佢睇住我個仔出世又幫我手照顧，我對佢重多過對我老公，所以好難話放底就放底。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcx83hptlwV
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老公成日唔係香港情夫就成日見。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5dO2XEny6
我：【其實…妳有無擔心過個仔唔係妳老公架？】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgQu9bmQxH
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樂敏：【哈哈，有架，SL又唔鐘意戴套喎，有時安全期都未必準架嗎。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EDzsdDbJc
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我：【咁點算，check DNA？】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZ2YhWhgpB
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樂敏：【無呀，咁我老公係快啫，又唔係唔得，而且個仔越大越似老公，所以應該係佢。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3LONeoIkw
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我：【哦，咁都好D，好少聽妳講舊SL，妳同佢一齊幾耐？】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmK9CizkmMv
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樂敏：【七年，如果唔係有一日個仔問起個哥哥係邊個我諗我地都唔會分開。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNENQT0EwR
我諗係香港好多人嘅婚姻都無七年咁耐，邊個夠膽話SL只係短炒唔可以長揸架。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZFXqHLRK4
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我：【連細路都知道咁就麻煩。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmU9uLklRb
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樂敏：【嗯。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmm4F9IiheF
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我：【我記得妳話過佢細妳好多。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcx8nEDrLH
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樂敏：【嗯，十年，所以我地唔會有結果。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqTUpHBwlr
你地腦入面係唔係好多畫面出現呢？食小鮮肉喎，真係AV情節一樣。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBuKjazAoF
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樂敏：【早排佢結婚，臨結婚前一晚佢搵我，佢話好掛住我。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfVp8pc45q
正常嘅，如果我廿幾歲時識到一個好似樂敏咁正嘅SL我都唔想放手啦。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPCiehqEcM
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我：【佢想同妳繼續？】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OjR8KPXd2
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樂敏：【唔係，佢只係話掛住我，但係又如何，我地根本無可能係埋一齊。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpWkRyDxdb
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我：【咁妳想唔想同佢一齊？】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFFVpxbByW
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樂敏：【想又點，佢都已經結咗婚，而我亦唔會因為佢而離婚，我現在擁有嘅野佢比唔到我。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdKO75gkf2
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我：【唉，人生就係咁無奈，咁只好繼續搵啦。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXif3DOkmH
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樂敏：【好攰，唔想再搵住。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKmWbhs0Ms
聽聞佢上個星期佢都係咁講喎，女人講野都係信唔過。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtPL53JhMi
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我：【妳唔悶咩？】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gRZ8v1LJc
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樂敏：【悶咪搵你囉。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkAWgvIf7Q
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我：【超，我約妳妳都唔得閒。】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdR2l4x0X1E
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樂敏：【乜你有約過我咩？點解我唔記得架？】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQLun5J6OS
到底係我存在感太低定係佢太多人約唔記得我。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfjm2u88Uc
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樂敏：【又好似係，哈哈，不過都係一次啫，點解你唔再約我嘅？】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyR31ADCq77
其實唔係我唔想約樂敏，只係每次同佢傾計佢都話識咗新仔，一陣又話同新仔出街食飯，啱啱重爆埋房添，你叫我點開口？173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCi6zC1tZgn
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我邊有咁強自信可以係佢嗰班有車有樓有錢人有時間有肌肉嘅裙下之臣中突圍而出呀，都係做佢嘅樹窿聽下佢講下點樣食仔算吧啦。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXzgxud7TB
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忽然，樂敏問咗一個好有趣嘅問。173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwmhKnl2TN
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樂敏：【衰野呀，我問你，如果比你你會唔會同我上床？】173Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PlHUUNhvW
呢句說話係唔係暗示緊D乜野？
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