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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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37-1. Q洞激情
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肉盾的身世任務，說難也不算難，就是婆婆媽媽了點。這婆婆媽媽的意思，完全就是字面上的含意——要不斷跟各種造型的矮人阿婆、大媽周旋。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVQ86wag4m
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「啊，想當年，你爹的頭可是咱們矮人族最迷人的景致呢，那回眸就蕩漾的Q毛，至今仍深深印在我心……」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQnGzcOoZN
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每位姨、婆字輩的女性矮人，一見肉盾皆露出少女情懷般的羞紅，癡迷訴說她們當年對他那位矮人老爸有多春心芳動，那爆炸頭的英姿多麼迷倒眾生……罷了，又個個嗲聲摸著他的頭，飄出一串粉色愛心，「如今青出於藍更勝於藍啊，瞧你這孩子長得比你爹還俊唷，宅宅眼鏡也戴得這般相配，啊，還長了連蝙蝠都愛的閃亮觸角，真是太優秀了～♥」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhr0zcxa1h
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每一次塞倫陪他做任務時，都會因此憋笑到胃抽筋，比起總是惆悵說著紛亂史的沈重精靈任務，他更樂於來聽矮人族的婆婆媽媽話。為此，肉盾也歡喜地帶著老婆駕著驢車，跑遍整座卡斯莫山脈拜訪族人，儘管每次來都有被性騷擾之嫌。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdKsgiG7Cf
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不過，被囧到的對象也不總是同一個人，畢竟走訪家族親戚，難免會遇到些老掉牙的問題，即使在遊戲裡也不例外。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFe8rdnISlI
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「噯，有對象啦？居然是精靈族啊。」矮人大媽一號頂著一頭髮捲，拿出放大鏡打量塞倫。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFqJ14p2OC
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「精靈？」矮人阿婆二號瞪大如小黑豆的眼，顫著滿臉皺紋說：「族花不好嗎？我看那小妮子跟你相襯多了。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQt921Kkxtl
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塞倫憋笑點頭，「麻花捲跟爆炸頭確實很相襯。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡES5SGuXK4I
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「……」被老婆嫌棄的肉盾哭哭了。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAKZi3hirh
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「唉呀！」戴著螺旋狀眼鏡的矮人大媽三號忽然怪叫一聲，「肉盾這孩子要是跟別族混種了，那爆炸系和眼鏡系不就後繼無人了？」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvLwoJ7hOE
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呃，不是應該先擔心兩個男人怎麼有後繼嗎？兩位主角一起囧了。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqL2B2Yxy5
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這時，觸電頭熊貓眼的矮人堂哥，就笑著出來打圓場，「不用擔心啦，基因遺傳是看機率的，說不定堂弟跟精靈交配後，也能幸運生個小爆炸頭和小眼鏡啊。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzXWApjKOi
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「……」塞倫徹底驚悚了，難道這遊戲真有同性生育的設定？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDJboIzgxs
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要跟小倫老婆這個那個耶～肉盾倒是癡笑得流鼻血，滿腦子全是綺旎畫面。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpo4xJKWmk
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矮人阿婆四號立馬敲著柺杖，滿滿八卦氣場地興奮說：「對啊！我前陣子聽說三十四號山峰有個牛人跟水妖交配後，生了三隻水牛、兩隻水鬼、四隻人妖後，終於拼出一隻牛人呢！」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH88ZJoJNtj
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「嗄？怎會有水鬼？」矮人大媽一號驚訝問道。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAr11f06JBm
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「因為那水妖是水鬼跟妖精生的。」 矮人阿婆四號回答。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qWfZUXyT0
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「喔！」婆媽們了然了。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5StVD58l9
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「……」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9U7SAnC8ua
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基因是這樣配的嗎？兩人再次腦袋打結了。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWiXr9vp3x
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最後，嫁給熊貓妖族的Ｑ毛頭矮人堂哥媽，握住塞倫的手語重心長道：「既然你要嫁給肉盾，咱們也不阻止你們相愛，只望你多生幾個小爆炸頭小眼鏡，咱們也就對得起老祖了。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJytGxMWoN
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「怎麼可能生……」塞倫黑線低語著，忽然想更重要的事，「不對！我從沒答應過要嫁好嗎？」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TJ7wQWCUj
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「呵呵，小倫老婆嫁給哥～」肉盾又陷入幻想癡笑了。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBLoalKifK
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如此折騰了好久，才總算在這連串哭笑不得的談話後打聽到線索。於是，他們約好了泰迪熊等人，一同來到艾爾文草原西南邊境的一處岩洞前。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjP8bM69D1L
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此洞入口只有一尺高，延綿向下通行的石梯窄道也僅有一人的寬度，從外觀看來相當普通，尤其它又正好被一大片紅黃相交的蒲公英花田擋住，因而極不容易被發現，若非入口處旁還插了塊搖搖欲墜的木板，還真難相信這裡有什麼副本。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJluvsOQV1
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「Ｑ洞。」肉盾唸出立牌上斑駁的字跡，納悶地摸起下巴，「這名字似乎有什麼意思？」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOYvL8tjV8
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窩在哥哥胸前的貝貝小奶貓，用兩肉球掏出一隻滷得香嫩油亮的雞爪凍，流著口水喵聲喵語地說：「果凍ＱＱ好疵喵～」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIJlqX84C6
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呃，雞爪凍跟果凍不是同一款吧？大家心裡正這麼吐槽，系統就響起了——「叮！恭喜玩家喵喵仙貝真相了地下秘密副本《Ｑ洞》的命名由來，獲得戳破盲腸度+60，歡迎再接再厲……」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGzU8jZY4P
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好吧，果真不能小看跟系統同一思路的吃貨啊！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97tiFEXCSB
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囧囧氛圍中，塞倫率先打破了沈默，「按照座標，應該就是這裡了。小琥有聽說過嗎？」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGo9PLXg6l
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身為情報員，不但能隨意選擇復活點，還有十分方便的系統內建搜尋器，不需登出遊戲使用電腦上網，就能直接搜尋網路上關於《奧普斯》的資訊，包括玩家們在各大論壇分享的訊息。情報員等級越高，搜尋範圍就越廣，關鍵字篩選功能也越優化，簡直比孤狗大嬸還好用。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4l6JFVXGSX
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「我查一下。」唬爛調出情報員搜尋器，打上Q洞二字，不一會就跳出兩則紀錄，「有人說曾好奇進去過一次，裡面只有一群九十八級的史萊姆，他嫌打史萊姆很麻煩，就沒繼續探索了。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnC2xOvoYV
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「史萊姆？」肉盾的臉都灰了，當初他就曾被史萊姆吃掉，後來還被迫SM史萊姆遭到全服玩家恥笑，往事不堪回首啊。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOEHJik80d
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「另一個人說他們公會閒著沒事幹，就跑來碾平這些史萊姆，發現洞裡有許多房間，每個房間都有一隻一百零五級的史萊姆小王，打死小王就會掉下一個房間的鑰匙，不過他們打到最後一隻小王，只拿到一個奧客幣寶箱，沒有掉最後一個大房間的鑰匙。他們很閒地重刷了幾天，都是同樣的結果，估計是要有什麼任務才能觸發小王掉Boss房鑰匙。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiU5PRJhEDp
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這公會到底是有多閒啊？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WLJ9iyrAc
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喵喵仙貝的咀嚼聲中，大家靜默了半晌，才見肉盾苦著臉舉手，「如果我又被吞了怎麼辦？跟兔吉拉一樣下嘔吐藥嗎？」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7Zs2WxV8s
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「讓小琥幫你剖開史萊姆就好啦。」塞倫失笑地戳了下爆炸頭。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7ruFUybNu
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此時已是傍晚，整片天空與花田都是夕陽灑下的暈紅，肉盾抬頭望向塞倫，見那張含笑的漂亮臉蛋被照得紅撲撲好不可愛，頓時就被迷得癡癡傻笑，正好悠悠醒來的小蝠也對小強觸角蹭了蹭，相當應景地飄出一串粉色愛心，為這氛圍增添了些浪漫又喜感的氣息。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMXy1jMx4T
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「咪嗚……」不知怎地，喵喵仙貝偷偷對他們按下截圖鍵後，似啜泣地發出一聲嗚噎，又吸著鼻子掏出炸雞塊狂啃。泰迪熊則不動聲色地瞥去一冷眼，默默輕撫胸前的小奶貓。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0YrhqATU1
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混蛋啊！為啥這一幕怎麼看怎麼萌啊？唬爛無奈地撇下嘴角，看了眼頻道裡亂跳的各種訊息，就突發奇想地說：「對了，雖然覺得機會不大，我還是得問一問，你們想加公會嗎？」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJVz6g02Ku
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泰迪熊微皺了下眉，果然是不願意，喵喵仙貝卻是突然「噗喵嘿嘿」笑得一顫一顫，一顆小喵頭還左搖右晃，讓人搞不清楚他到底意下如何，但這吃貨貓就是個兄控，估計也隨哥哥的意。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9cCDF3SQ4
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「老婆想要嗎？」而肉盾就是個妻奴，於是，在塞倫一個想都不想的搖頭後，大局已定。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9jJZ7SaF3
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「好，這樣我也能給會裡的妹紙們一個交代了！」唬爛一臉果然如此地點頭笑道，眼裡的光芒莫名有股森森腐意，讓肉盾不禁打了個顫，私下傳了個問題給塞倫。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbThvM3EJ1
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『【情侶】肉盾阿弗羅：怎麼回事？』758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWT0wlJMGd
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『【情侶】塞倫：小琥的公會全是腐女。』758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcViE0eCBDx
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果然是絕不能加入的恐怖組織啊，難怪小倫老婆和泰會直接拒絕。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4g795KGEDK
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肉盾深切領悟了一個道理——老婆與好哥兒的決定都是真理！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn24Gt251l6
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準備就緒後，一行人走下洞穴地道，朝第一個房間邁進。他們推開第一扇未上鎖的石門，發現門內果真如唬爛查到的資訊——一整房各色史萊姆圍著一隻迷你黃金史萊姆歡樂蹦跳不停，簡直像在開果凍派對。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4rgwSRBXS
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一般來說，史萊姆都是被動怪，但這是副本，還是特殊任務的副本，因此，Q洞裡的高等史萊姆們自然也就異・常・熱・情・了。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuv2bpFz0uu
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「咕嘰？」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesgQsZzuzd
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「咕嘰！」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mBS4m0f3T
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「咕～嘰～」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbldYh9sMd
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不同語調起伏的咕嘰聲此起彼落，讓他們在齊齊刷來的激情目光中汗了，唯有肉盾一人感到這畫面是如此熟悉，啊，那初降生奧普斯的青澀時光呀，真是一點都不想懷念喔！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtjtTg4tAb
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史萊姆之所以麻煩，便是牠們見東西就吞的吃貨屬性，不論對手體型大小，牠們的嘴都能拉到足以容納的尺寸，以圓滾滾的Q彈身體躍至高空將人一口吞滅。因此，玩家只要一個沒注意，就會被史萊姆吃下肚。遇到這種情況時，若有同伴幫忙剖開史萊姆救人倒還好，若是單打獨鬥的，請三十秒後乖乖回復活點吧。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aOcRcR4uw
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當然，以上說的是指一般的史萊姆。Ｑ洞的史萊姆除了也是吃貨屬外，還有個屬性——758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTOqtWnNeu
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「不得魔法攻擊，否則……」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGBR85Zgls
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「BBQ敲好疵的喵！」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCddPxpK0Wi
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泰迪熊話沒說完，一顆火球就從胸口的小肉球丟去。於是，他們就眼睜睜看著一隻史萊姆把嘴一張吞下火球後，滿足地打了個飽嗝，Ｑ彈圓身隨即膨脹了一倍，還歡快地巴眨著小黑眼珠朝他們跳來，「咕～嘰～咕～嘰～」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLrHJUt0oR
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「……」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLePbSyff4
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泰迪熊無語低頭，對一臉無辜的小奶貓哭笑不得，同時朝肉盾的屁股踢去一腳表示開工。塞倫則默默把魔法系靈寵全收回來，快速翻找物理系靈寵。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGQlony2Ua
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「小貝兒啊！」肉盾的哀嚎未完，就收到屁屁上的命令，只好含淚揮舞愛的小手，自動滾進史萊姆群裡啪啪啪，開始他久違的ＳＭ正太ＮＰ秀。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SgtD3ez97
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「嗯啊～♥」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJgyXOEUMe
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「嗯～啊～♥」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5slWMK8aTe
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「嗯——啊～♥」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIYxEK8yTG
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飄滿粉色愛心的嬌嫩可愛正太聲中，肉盾是滾了又滾、啪了又啪，在這種沒有流血只有吞食的戰鬥裡，什麼減傷、加防都失去了意義，唯有加速閃躲拍打才是正道。唯有唬爛眼發精光、嘴含腐笑地揮劍自如，天曉得她又開啟了什麼腦補模式，竟這般熱血激昂如打雞血，加上她是高傷物理系劍士，在這場暴食史萊姆生死戰來說，可說是絕佳清怪利器。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKl6QYDcQSD
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不過無法用魔法攻擊，就等同少了兩個法系戰力，令這場暴走混戰不如以前輕鬆。好在肉盾的《囧氣四射》、唬爛的暈擊劍氣和泰迪熊的《驚心動魄》能交替控制場面，塞倫的麻醉藥粉也有一定作用，雖然對這群吃貨的效果有所減半。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenAx1huXwa
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不過，最奇怪的是——758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsI3pTpPfbF
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「怎麼沒有催眠啊？」唬爛快速剖開吞了肉盾的史萊姆，抽空回頭問道。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZd5BSF6Dm
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「沒心情喵。」喵喵仙貝舔了舔沾滿烤肉醬的兩肉球後，就雙腿一蹬，跳出泰迪熊的衣襟，張開貓妖族銳利發光的爪子，「喵嗚喵嗚」地朝史萊姆又撕又抓，像在發洩什麼般胡亂吼叫。好在貓科種族本就優勢在敏捷，加上爪子的撕裂傷對史萊姆的果凍體有加傷害效果，因而殺起怪來也頗有佳績。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUWRuAucMB
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沒心情？唬爛納悶地看了眼跳上跳下的小貓，卻沒時間細想，只得繼續砍殺史萊姆，邊對還瞪著靈寵面板的塞倫笑說：「倫哥在幹嘛？快放那隻出來啊！」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnby5KmX3A
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塞倫尷尬地瞪了眼唬爛的滿臉戲謔，心裡是掙扎的很。召喚師的物理系靈寵本就不易找，他從開服玩到現在，也就只收了兩隻物理系靈寵，偏偏剛好都屬稀有型，一隻只能在水裡使用的海芽箍已經夠丟臉了，另一隻更是讓他囧到從來都不敢使用。但是，眼看連喵喵仙貝都以貓形打怪了，身為祭司的泰迪熊也操起法杖幫忙海扁，就是小蝠也拍著翅膀東撞西擊，自己卻什麼都不做，也太說不過去了。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtldRrQaLh
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他為難地看著手中的水晶球，實驗性地往史萊姆頭頂砸一下。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHJF6PgmaV
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『系統訊息：您對Ｑ洞史萊姆造成１傷害值，請再多出點力唷親～♥』758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjgWP9rKd3
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可恨的精靈體質啊！塞倫想掩面了。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oZ7jEKprK
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唬爛瞥到塞倫的動作，忍不住放聲大笑，「哈！倫哥你就認命吧，放那隻出來啦！」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwjrq8GFk2
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「小……小倫……老婆怎麼……啦？」肉盾氣喘吁吁地滾地也不忘關問。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsj3VsfMbpy
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「他不好意思放那隻靈寵啦！」唬爛直接戳破塞倫的心聲。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUjmJudXyC
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泰迪熊一杖打爆害喵喵仙貝跌倒的史萊姆，朝塞倫怒聲冷道：「有什麼就放！」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpM3f1G7K02
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被泰迪熊這麼一瞪，塞倫頓時就來氣，索性往那隻靈寵用力一拍，哼！放就放，你們別後悔！758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfIOvXJyRh
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於是，召喚水晶球的綠光一閃，一株戴著墨鏡、身穿綠皮背心、手持機關槍的《豌豆射手》，就口操低沈大叔音地憑空現身，「I am back。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lvaHq2PMU
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欸？這台詞怎麼很熟悉？758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZ0Orh4WCC
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不知情的三人愣了愣，還未反應過來，就見豌豆射手以兩隻健壯手臂持槍對史萊姆發射，每發出一次豌豆子彈，就粗聲大喊：「射啦！射啦！射啦！」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAU3PSzbDFI
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「……」肉盾一個沒踩穩又被史萊姆吞了。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGr9gdbeWd
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「……」喵喵仙貝正要躍起的腳一滑，整個小喵身就往前滾了一圈，滿臉呆滯。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUq1WV8taa4
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「……」泰迪熊揮杖的手頓了下，嘴角明顯抽了又抽，才趕緊把寶貝弟弟抱起來拍拍。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcYlZGKjLG
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「哈哈哈！這還不是最精彩的勒！」唬爛笑得花枝亂顫，連切怪救肉盾的劍都差點沒對準。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNbf3Zlq4e
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根據這遊戲的有病設定，他們已不願想像這隻靈寵還有什麼驚人之舉，只得加快速度瘋狂爆扁史萊姆。直到豌豆射手頭上的能量集氣條依發射次數累積滿值後，一聲充滿無限激情的大叔爆吼呻吟就隨連發的豌豆散爆彈響起了。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIv6WRsuxld
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「喔喔～來了！要來了！受不了了！我射啦啦啦啦啦——」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9sJ5ERH6m
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「噗哈哈哈哈哈！」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTwALs8TWG
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除了捧腹大笑的唬爛外，其他三人的心情已無法以筆墨來形容了。恥點低的喵喵仙貝還直接兩肉球摀住羞紅的小喵臉，埋頭躲進哥哥的衣襟裡。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbqPbxvqcj
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最後，史萊姆小王終於在豌豆射手的大爆發下，兩頰一紅、媚眼一拋，就乖乖躺平吐鑰匙了。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmWz1CAi0J
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肉盾囧囧有神地爬起身，握住塞倫柔嫩的小手，語重心長地說：「老婆，這副本結束後，我們一起幫你找隻正常的物理系靈寵吧。」758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkL3FoH4lO2
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「……」面對所有人一致的點頭贊同，已尷尬到想撞牆的塞倫，真心欲哭無淚了。758Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREHw2dRdhP
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