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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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24. 愛的小禮物
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『【特殊劇情任務】《奇怪的求救信》:救命喔喔喔喔!老子被困在卡斯莫森林裡啦!幾天沒吃沒喝沒拉屎快受不鳥啦!誰快來救老子啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊?』1146Please respect copyright.PENANArNesDhnmGq
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為何他有種要跳糞坑挖人的感覺呢?1146Please respect copyright.PENANAyyHU7317TT
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塞倫無語關掉任務面板後,抓起肉盾的衣領就展翅高飛,盡可能跟上泰迪熊的速度。
雖說回程只要照著地圖就能從朦霧島飛回大陸,不似來時需要偵測儀,但空中鳥怪等級不低且多為群體行動,一不小心就要打群戰,加上天色已黑,實在不比坐大船或快艇安全。因此,針對回大陸的方式,他們做了不到一秒的討論——1146Please respect copyright.PENANA5SiYhNXy0A
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「跟著飛。」以三字了事後,泰迪熊不作多說直接乘雲起飛,若非在場有懂他的人在,還真難讓人捉摸清楚。1146Please respect copyright.PENANA20xVSNVGW5
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「喔?跟著泰硬闖的意思嗎?真好奇他會怎麼飛!」肉盾興奮道。1146Please respect copyright.PENANApoZJSmjFoq
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「我也是。」回想泰迪熊在百鬼夜行的追逃戰,塞倫不禁也期待了。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAlnJrstJY6a
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而事實也證明,這位創下開服傳說的大神確實有一手,不論是時間、距離、角度、速度都算得恰到好處,再加上體力回復劑與加速藥水和加速術的妥善運用,莫怪能以初心者身份挑戰成功。至於藥水,據說是當初他跟月聆城NPC達成協議的贊助。1146Please respect copyright.PENANA9Od0zv40PI
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「喵呼——敲刺激的喵!」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAtLce1uyf6B
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「真是超過癮啦!」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAlSGWdlLSJk
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直到他們在海之村降落,喵喵仙貝和肉盾的歡呼聲都仍未停歇,倒是同為飛行系的小蝠竟又嚇暈了,唯有塞倫緊張得心臟快跳出來,連臉頰被強風刮過的刺痛都忘了,耳邊還彷彿能聽見鳥怪們被遠遠拋在後方的氣憤呱叫。1146Please respect copyright.PENANA8VngoUoutF
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有多久沒這般激動了?他喘著氣低頭望向仍有些顫抖的手指,心底深處似有什麼在鼓動。雖然以前拍戲有過這類鏡頭,但那全是配合後制出來的特效,他從沒想過自己真能這樣飛行。親身經歷的急速刺激令渾身熱血沸騰不已,腦海亦有道躍躍欲試的聲音叫自己再挑戰一次!1146Please respect copyright.PENANASUuTSEiTlz
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「小倫?」肉盾抬頭呼喚,卻在對上塞倫的神情時訝然止住,只見那琥珀色的眼瞳熠熠生輝,好似沈寂的靈魂將要破殼而出。他凝視了好一會後,發現泰迪熊已往傳送陣走去,便牽住塞倫的手溫柔又傻呼笑道:「走吧,任務結束後,我陪你一起練習。」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAEPPgTo94Xv
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「呃,我沒說……」 塞倫愣地想掩飾, 卻在望及那張傻臉時轉為噗哧一笑,便下意識地回握牽住他的手,「好啊。」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAxTjnM6Wlef
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這一幕落在一旁等候的兩兄弟眼裡,卻是神情各異。喵喵仙貝賊笑地拍了好幾張照,貓尾上下擺動同時,碧眼閃爍狡黠光芒似在計畫什麼。泰迪熊依舊面無表情,看似淡漠的眼底卻閃過一絲冷笑似在算計什麼。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAWtrBQKuPQG
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從傳送陣回到馬賽克後,肉盾望著變回人形甩尾蹭哥哥的喵喵仙貝,忽然想到一件事,「啊!小倫,我們還沒領情侶贈品。」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAEPww6KO9mi
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「贈品?」塞倫回想了半晌,才記起當初聖誕老人送的號碼牌,「是要去精靈小屋吧。」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAbiVNcFXWhd
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「精靈小屋?」在前方偷聽的喵喵仙貝,回過頭對他們壞笑道:「要有心理準備唷。」1146Please respect copyright.PENANA3tYyg2I7DC
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「嘿嘿,窩們在外面等啊!」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAZtBLVJ9h1H
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喵喵仙貝朝廣場一隅指示位置後,就拉著泰迪熊往對面的飲料店跑去,讓其他兩人再次無語了,笑成那樣又是幹嘛?難不成禮物是什麼奇怪的東西嗎?1146Please respect copyright.PENANAPK12MM6mSD
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「算了,快來看看是什麼贈品!」粗神經的人總是恢復得快,肉盾抓抓頭就把這事拋開,立刻拉著塞倫直奔目的地,也不管四面八方的八卦視線。塞倫無可奈何,卻也好奇喵喵仙貝在譏笑什麼,便只好捨命陪君子。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAGTj4ZKDZgp
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誰知,他們一踏入精靈小屋,耳邊便響起一聲性別不明的嬌喘呻吟,入目的畫面更是令他們徹底驚呆了——滿粉紅羽毛與紅玫瑰的室內裝潢、穿著性感睡衣的人型模特兒、令人血脈賁張的煽情標語、各款式尺寸的詭異短棒排列、琳瑯滿目的非常態工具……1146Please respect copyright.PENANAgakGZRheJD
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「Oh my God!這、這、這……」這根本就是情趣商店嘛!饒是情史豐富的肉盾都舌頭打結了。不是他沒去過這種店,但這絕對不是帶約會對象出沒的好場所啊!1146Please respect copyright.PENANAl4v0UNVLni
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「天!」塞倫差點要暈了,難怪那對兄弟不肯進來,不對啊!這遊戲還有未成年玩家吧,這樣大喇喇地開這種店真的可以嗎?1146Please respect copyright.PENANAMIt55AU782
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「歡迎精靈小屋,請問兩位是要購物呢?還是領贈品呢?還是做戀愛諮商呢?」穿著聖誕裝的迷你小人拍著透明薄翼出來恭敬問道。1146Please respect copyright.PENANA2HFJLN3XZB
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誰會在這裡做什麼諮商啊?系統快把大家的聖誕童年還來啊啊啊!1146Please respect copyright.PENANA1bq4rF9saf
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兩人眼神已死地遞出號碼牌41,小精靈店員收過後,就激動地朝店內吆喝:「41號贈品!是41號贈品!」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAKwCCvGehzX
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「終於有人來領41號啦!」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAfpuKThRWRC
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「41號!」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAh9BBx7rUOj
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「快快快!41號!」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAiUMAqjyuDX
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此起彼落的叫聲讓他們再次納悶了,該不會真的是怪東西吧?1146Please respect copyright.PENANAPnxox6P1Up
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「嘿呦嘿呦!」不多時,七個小精靈就從儲藏室搬出一大箱禮物,領頭的店員將店門大大敞開,把他們推到門口示眾,所有小精靈一同拉炮丟彩帶歡呼。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAof0DLDQAg7
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這是要幹嘛?望見坐在對面喝飲料的兄弟組,塞倫頓時有種不祥預感。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAWDLQKL3i03
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果然,系統廣播在叮一聲後,歡天喜地地響遍了全城,飄落的愛心雨還搭配了詭異的配樂伴奏,「恭喜玩家肉盾阿弗羅和戀人玩家塞倫獲得【上等精選情侶道具】《情趣按摩床》一張,附帶隱身罩簾,保證歡樂嘿咻也不被人發現唷~♥」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAgGLhY7ingm
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「噗——」正在喝珍珠奶茶的喵喵仙貝,立刻噴了一地珍珠,囧囧有神地心想,怎麼這兩人也倒楣了?1146Please respect copyright.PENANAqxdTe9Pnq0
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刪號吧!在滿廣場狗仔眼的眾目睽睽下,塞倫此刻是羞得無地自容,只想立馬把遊戲盔脫下往窗外扔了。1146Please respect copyright.PENANA2Eow78xDCj
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偏偏神經比石油管粗、臉皮比地殼厚的肉盾,竟摀住噴血的鼻子大喊:「嗚喔喔喔!哥真是太幸運啦!以後可以給小倫舒服陪睡了!」1146Please respect copyright.PENANA3UAbugV9Vr
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「陪睡你個頭!就說不要那樣講!」塞倫頓時氣得怒巴爆炸頭。1146Please respect copyright.PENANA6q6Io2UO4S
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「唉呀!哥本來就有帶頭跟小倫陪睡……」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAnGd9AQTCt7
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「你閉嘴!」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAh8UGUAZ4Zt
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好巧不巧,正好甦醒的小蝠與小強蹭得愛心飄滿天,讓不斷被巴頭的肉盾看來頗有一番M味,於是,世界頻道在有顆痣遠方來的基情實況下再次熱火朝天地八卦嗨了。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAUhT7WYWWuZ
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這一廂上演著相愛相殺劇,另一廂的兄弟組也默默撇回頭。想當初,他們倆也有段不堪回憶啊——1146Please respect copyright.PENANA0bwvzN6Of2
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「恭喜玩家叉叉叉叉叉和戀人玩家叉叉叉叉獲得【上等精選情侶道具】《野生帳棚》一套,從外觀看來能自然融入背景,完美隱藏不被發現,擁有最佳隔音效果,保證打野戰再激烈也不會被人干擾唷~♥」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAR5QfIOiytZ
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叉、叉、叉個頭啦!是不能換個好聽點的代號嗎?1146Please respect copyright.PENANAc39gBS8l4r
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選擇隱私全遮罩的結果,就是連當眾露臉廣播都還被用「叉」來暱稱,搞得他們像要公然插來插去,這完全沒有比公布全名還不丟臉啊!
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準備就緒後,四人自馬賽克的西北門飛往任務目的地——卡斯莫森林。1146Please respect copyright.PENANA9tESVgildI
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卡斯莫森林是位在卡斯莫山西邊的小森林,往西通向一些零散的小海港,往南連接馬賽克外圍的草原,佔地與埃斯萊森林相比小得許多,風景也相當普通,除了一座光禿禿的岩山外,就沒沒什麼其他特色,感覺像是幫地圖填空打醬油用的。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAErO7CWfYj7
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基本上,在奧普斯裡,像這種平凡的小森林是不大有特殊任務,偶爾只有路過的NPC發點日常任務刷一下存在感,加上卡斯莫森林裡的唯一野生Boss難打又不掉寶,因此平時不常有人活動。然而,他們就莫名其妙地接到了一個,相當然爾,任務也不會這麼容易就讓他們找到求援者……照理說啦。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAEcw4mhk7NK
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「哇!那個Boss不是固定出沒的嗎?」肉盾看著下方隨意亂逛森林的龐然大物。只見這位野生Boss青面獠牙、前額後傾,眉嵴前突、身長三丈、毛髮濃密,手持一根狼牙棒,下體只圍了塊布,渾然就是個巨大妖魔化的北京猿人。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAplqub717Hv
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「嗯,路線不一定,能繞道就盡量繞。」塞倫換了隻手揪肉盾衣領,一邊對照地圖顯示的任務座標查看,「好像差不多到了。」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAkGiCMsrEN4
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「等牠走遠點再下去。」泰迪熊先幫隊伍施了遍狀態和防護圈,才說出他的觀察,「牠一趟路程不會重複同樣地點,每趟走完約十五分鐘,表示我們只有十五分鐘的搜尋時間。」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5WdkQBWNC
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「躲牠的方法也很簡單,這Boss感應範圍極小,敵人都貼身了牠才察覺到,所以我們只要藏起來不被看到就好。」塞倫不甘示弱地提供自己的經驗,末了又瞪了眼肉盾補充,「當然是沒招仇恨的前提下。」1146Please respect copyright.PENANADm9j8FLQ8N
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怎麼有種在較勁什麼的淡淡火藥味啊?肉盾和喵喵仙貝納悶地互視一眼。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAFXrnnK8u9r
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待野生Boss一走過,他們便飛到地圖標示處降落。在四處搜尋好一番後,仍不見任何蛛絲馬跡,更別說所謂的求救者。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAaekmDZbgZc
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「還是已經逃脫了?」肉盾撓著臉左右張望,只覺這一帶除了樹就是山壁,實在看不出異樣。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAnmKj7hDvrN
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「那樣任務通知也會更新吧?」塞倫也不解地打開任務面板,確認他們是否有所誤會,「難不成真要挖坑?」1146Please respect copyright.PENANA8dluxPJbCM
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「這裡不自然。」泰迪熊的視線掃過山壁後,環視周遭一圈,發覺這環境莫名不對眼,特別是從高空鳥瞰時,可見這森林的地勢跟卡斯莫山脈不連貫,似乎有什麼憑空多出的違合感。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAYUSR7EnuIp
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「地勢不協調?」塞倫一聽,便也打開地圖,卻讓肉盾拉住手肘。1146Please respect copyright.PENANA3O6dWc0oQy
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「等等,那個Boss回來了,先躲!」肉盾指了指稍遠處的巨大身影,他們便連忙躲進靠近山壁的樹叢,順道小聲研討起來。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAbviTzsk1a5
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樹叢裡,三人對著地圖交頭接耳,只有一隻小貓妖支著臉頰無所事事,畢竟太費腦力的分析推論不是喵喵仙貝的專長。於是,他一時無聊又嘴饞之下,打算往包裡掏東西吃,目光也正好落在腰間的柺杖糖法杖上,他便眨了眨眼不住吞口水。1146Please respect copyright.PENANA3WuDQwyrG5
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怎麼那麼香啦?好想好想吃一口喔!不過哥說這武器不知加了什麼會有香氣,不准他放進嘴裡免得中毒。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAlUh6QHMzfQ
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小吃貨東摸摸西戳戳,最後拿起柺杖糖盯了好久,內心可說是天人交戰。吃或不吃?這是個好問題啊!但他就是個吃貨,要有什麼問題也是吃完再說的事。因此,他偷瞄了眼正聚精會神研究地圖的泰迪熊後,就往柺杖糖法杖的把手處輕輕舔了一小口。1146Please respect copyright.PENANA1FX9i6FU3i
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAjxfKHncqQQ
咦?真的甜甜的耶!比想像中還美好的甜蜜滋味,讓他禁不住誘惑地多舔一口,心想再一小口就好,便又舔了一口,再再一小口好了……唔,再再再……1146Please respect copyright.PENANALxnGKyFOid
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAlfRxZKAuZ3
有所發現的泰迪熊正要起身查看,就忽被人從旁撲倒緊緊抱住,「寶貝兒?」1146Please respect copyright.PENANA4s89v3fOeK
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAXRvXKqBtxQ
「哥~」又軟又甜的童音嫩嗓呼喊後,喵喵仙貝蹭了蹭哥哥的胸膛,才抬起笑得比蜜糖還甜的小臉,還似忘了有肉盾和塞倫在場,竟往泰迪熊的唇上用力親了一口,以流利的英語甜搭搭大聲說:「我好愛好愛你喔~」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAQHGl1htuAL
1146Please respect copyright.PENANA1Da7DIkfbN
「怎麼突然?」小傲嬌不怕羞的異常舉動,令泰迪熊心中警鈴大響,他迅速捧住喵喵仙貝的臉檢查,頓時臉色大變——嫣紅異常的兩頰、迷離渙散的大眼、輕吐甜膩酒香的紅嫩小嘴,在在都證明了一件他最不希望發生的事。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAfG6vu7iyPF
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAFezv0kLjyh
「叮!」就這麼前後不過一秒的時間,宅宅系統音正好響起了,「傲嬌玩家喵喵仙貝主動告白示愛好閃好閃啊!小波閃光輻射來啦!」1146Please respect copyright.PENANA7H1FjflJHQ
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAtX2kY4oEk0
強烈白光自兩人身上乍起,閃得在場的生物都睜不開眼,為那一吻傻住的塞倫,自也備防不及地瞎了兩秒。唯有因防閃宅宅眼鏡而不受影響的肉盾,仍一頭霧水卻又理所當然地驚呼:「哇啊!小貝兒怎麼突然醉了?不對啊!遊戲裡也會醉嗎?」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAvc94b3AImV
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAtbWqphqdDo
原來是醉了的關係啊?眼前一片模糊的塞倫這才了然心想,沒想到真有弟弟喝醉錯吻哥哥的事發生,幸好小琥不在場,否則那腐女有得腦補了。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAFTVHUXGImx
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAGrtgd4jUu3
「唉唷喂……誰沒事在這放閃啊?」一記忽來的微弱呻吟引起他們的注意,除了拼命向哥哥撒嬌求親的喵喵仙貝外。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAfM3NnRAGJP
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAPO9ju3o0FH
「有人說話?」塞倫瞧了眼抱小強觸角求安慰的小蝠,排除了他們這一隊人。1146Please respect copyright.PENANA06ixavUTwW
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAk7IJWlO7s1
「好像從那傳來的。」肉盾尋聲望去,就見身後不遠處山壁下的草叢似有騷動,便走過去撥開一看,「哇塞!老兄,你怎麼躲在這啊?」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAPELFN2xqpE
1146Please respect copyright.PENANANBcS6XlUVo
「什麼躲?老子是被壓的!」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAJqtGa7LCQn
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAJWbjY4C8Ko
找到任務NPC了!不過,居然要靠放閃找人嗎?這遊戲果真與眾不同啊!幾人不禁汗了。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAtugpdlLsq8
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAa4rNZizM80
NPC是位黑髮青年,自稱叫罷課司機,容貌長相看得不甚清楚,這並非是灰頭土臉的關係,而是對方戴的黑色護目鏡太大,將整張臉遮去了一半,讓他們僅能從那尖下巴推估這人身形不壯。之所以只能從下巴判斷,是因為這位NPC的脖子以下都被壓在岩山下。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAU7J09VdZLG
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAZkgyjEHzPa
罷課司機聽他們收到自己的求救信,就立刻噴淚抱怨:「嚶嚶嚶,老子不過是睡個覺,醒來就發現被壓著了,哭哭!」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAciiaV7qXlq
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAJ66SD7y98z
這是什麼五指山壓孫悟空的情節嗎?三人無語了。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAUXlVjxpf5q
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAfi8S6TXyJG
「哥~親親嘛~」抱著哥哥脖子輕咬的小醉喵明顯發春了,貓尾不停纏著泰迪熊的手臂輕摩,身子每蹭一下就飄出幾顆粉色小愛心,完全無視此刻在任務中。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAZHZsd97vZg
1146Please respect copyright.PENANA43rpDzzLL8
「……」換NPC無語了。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAWuD31NOZYE
1146Please respect copyright.PENANALGBSEWc9c3
「噗哈哈哈!小貝兒一醉就特別愛撒嬌,小倫,我們趕快趁機偷拍幾張紀念。」肉盾照舊粗神經地大笑道。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAxogE7b6Mi0
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAljrdNJIRd1
「這也太愛撒嬌了吧?」塞倫雖覺有什麼不對勁,卻也不好多問人家的家務,便先查看壓著罷課司機的山壁。然而他的眼力有限,實在看不出所以然來,反先發現喵喵仙貝腰間的柺杖糖法杖竟散發粉紅色光芒,「那法杖在發光?」1146Please respect copyright.PENANA8RBi7zJ5ER
1146Please respect copyright.PENANA2gxzHWf6Xn
泰迪熊聞言,立刻施以解除狀態術卻無效,便只好努力克制自己也想撲倒寶貝兒的衝動,無奈拿起柺杖糖法杖一看,果真見到資訊面板多出新資訊——1146Please respect copyright.PENANAfe2JSJ2mQL
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAbh3XBpodiH
『【武器】《被舔過的柺杖糖法杖》:散發隨心情變換顏色的光芒,可抵禦蠱惑心智的魔咒。舔起來是甜的,不過舔多了恐有酒醉發情機率唷~♥(酒醉狀態將維持遊戲時間4小時,不可解除)』1146Please respect copyright.PENANA21jvlys5rU
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAQwQZqdTXiY
「天,這個小饞鬼。」泰迪熊頭痛地將法杖收起,試圖哄撫一醉就化身誘受的喵喵仙貝,同時快速交代先前來不及說出的發現,「這岩山有問題。」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAI9FQk7uUlT
1146Please respect copyright.PENANA5edSCWm46c
「岩山?對了,難怪會覺得違合!」塞倫調出地圖仔細比對,「跟地圖上畫的位置有差距。」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAyH5tOdnsOC
1146Please respect copyright.PENANALy7eXkYjk6
「是啊是啊!老子記得這山本來不在這的啊,誰知道它居然趁我睡著跑過來了。」罷課司機將臉換了個方向說道。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAsffUvUCfOx
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAUv0Z9XPlm2
不過,被壓成這樣還能活著也太神了吧?他們忍不住吐槽遊戲設定,同時研究如何救人。炸山、挖土……傳統老法子討論了遍,都不盡理想,而小醉喵從撒嬌求親抱變成撒潑求關注,甚至還抽抽答答地啜泣起來,弄得泰迪熊一個頭兩個大。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAAFwjjz8Asd
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAOVPHibdemG
「呵!」見淡定大神難得亂了手腳,塞倫不禁壞心憋笑偷拍照,肉盾也沒良心地用情侶頻道私爆弟控兄的糗事——1146Please respect copyright.PENANAVkseaQsBJr
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAuM8YyEI5Uu
『【情侶】肉盾阿弗羅:嘿,這還是小意思,小貝兒有次醉了吵著要把冰淇淋改造成光劍,結果鬧著鬧著,整桶融掉的冰淇淋就倒扣在泰頭上。』1146Please respect copyright.PENANAbp5DGzL2PB
1146Please respect copyright.PENANA0tvDwuor1Y
『【情侶】塞倫:哈!然後呢?』1146Please respect copyright.PENANAKFxSb1eLqE
1146Please respect copyright.PENANARlG1cswK7l
「哥都不愛我,只理別人……嗚嗚……」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAGKd18IUFcO
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAt4u1lLiXHJ
「怎麼會呢?寶貝兒不哭……」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAav5xmLhlE4
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAxJNk6CEBsc
一頭歡樂聊天好不開心,一頭哄醉鬼哄得焦頭爛額,徹底被冷落的罷課司機就再次哭哭了,「老子快不行了啊,老子才都沒人愛啊,嚶嚶嚶……」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAeYSQ2O2f5N
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAbPCTZaEVN8
正所謂虧心事做多就會遭報應。爆料爆得正歡的肉盾,忽被正好垂在臉旁的貓尾甩了一口鼻貓毛,便連續打了幾個噴嚏。他難受地揉了揉鼻子後,不經意抓了下爆炸頭,卻不慎戳到小蝠。1146Please respect copyright.PENANABzdF9oAmcw
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAkEqx18e1HI
「啊!臭矮子別亂摸!」小蝠怒咬。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAhbW3rhaOwX
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAmtoDEJis5Z
「哇啊!又不是故意的!」肉盾一吃痛就反射性將手一甩,小蝠就被隨之拋了出去。他想這小傢伙會自己飛回來,便也沒多在意,誰知一聲尖叫傳來,驚得幾人都愣住了。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAaBqHFdYY8s
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAwSPn8LDU3t
「媽呀!臭矮子幹嘛把我丟給這個醜八怪啦?」小蝠驚恐地拖著兩串淚飛逃回來,而後頭「碰、碰、碰」大步追趕的,正是他們避之唯恐不及的野生Boss!1146Please respect copyright.PENANAeH9DJaWCdi
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「……」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAnd2KJHvd5t
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這專招仇恨的啊!塞倫和泰迪熊都癱了臉瞪向傻眼的肉盾。。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAustDHQwdqw
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAXTVchhA66r
「你們死後記得回來救老子啊。」罷課司機悠悠叮嚀道。1146Please respect copyright.PENANA9iOR6z37D9
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAyl90eEgYQD
你才要死啦!1146Please respect copyright.PENANA8nunZHh6ek
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAeVcTEGuCgl
塞倫暗罵地展翅揪起肉盾,泰迪熊抱緊仍在撒潑的喵喵仙貝跳上仙雲,兩組紛紛飛閃Boss怪襲來的狼牙棒。那一棒攻勢極強不易收回,便順勢擊上山壁,竟也令岩山微微晃了下。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAuBDP9SAovk
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAUplTvJejEu
「咦?」罷課司機察覺身上壓力稍有鬆動,便試圖趁機爬出,可惜那瞬間太過短暫,只讓他來得及抽出肩膀。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAC6j2tYCRDb
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAAelbDNFotQ
泰迪熊眼尖發現異狀,揮杖施上所有輔助狀態,迅速下令:「把肉盾丟回山壁!」1146Please respect copyright.PENANA8AUXnV4vFA
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAn0UdxG0azw
「什麼?」塞倫愣了半秒。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAPYtRKui0lN
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAjWtSIxHDJF
與泰迪熊間早有良好默契的肉盾,立即伸長愛的小手狂拍打Boss怪,「小倫,快把我丟過去,記得離罷課遠一點!」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAtMrRY0lviJ
1146Please respect copyright.PENANABeuewb3lvM
塞倫這才意會地奮力一甩,將他往山壁方向拋去。於是,被拉足仇恨的Boss怪,毫不猶豫地瘋狂攻擊肉盾,肉盾也開啟防護罩拼命閃躲,人卻始終不離開岩山,令狼牙棒次次重搥山壁。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAn5clctsDPq
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAr6vOxR4P2e
「再一次!再一次!老子就剩腳了!」使盡爬出的罷課司機激動抽著腿催促。在最後一次晃動中,他總算順利逃脫岩山的壓制,歡呼奔向泰迪熊與塞倫,「呀呼!老子終於解脫啦!」1146Please respect copyright.PENANAHipNyOQoRI
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAxJXRz5cROY
不過,戰役還未結束,少了一個主攻火力的喵喵仙貝,他們這仗會打得十分吃力。正當他們煩惱該如何解決Boss怪時,一陣低沈渾厚的鳴聲自地底響起,地面漸漸晃動起來,山壁上的小石也隨之叩嘍叩嘍滑落。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAv9bKPYa4bT
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怎麼回事?突然的變動,連Boss怪都愣住了。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAvY64JjrDXv
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAAAvgI3qBK3
「岩山……岩山動了?」塞倫錯愕瞪著那逐漸隆起的岩山。肉盾也張大嘴往身後看去,雙腳一步步往旁退開,拖拉得連罷課司機都看不下去那蠢樣,直接過去把他拉離。倒是泰迪熊已恢復淡定自若的面癱臉,甚至收起法杖,專心撫哄求不得關注就賭氣變回貓形的小醉喵。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAuJXe4F7X9G
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAD5P3YCO5oG
不多時,岩山便已完全爬起,竟是比Boss怪還大無數倍的巨無霸岩人!1146Please respect copyright.PENANALCBMsNYjfz
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAr3WR2CDqVu
「巨、巨山人?喔天!我看到傳說中的巨山人啦!」小蝠激動地抱住小強觸角不停搖晃,搖得肉盾爆炸頭也波瀾跌伏。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAqliWVVTcHT
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAvShQA8NxdG
巨山人?不會也要他們打吧?仰望那幾入雲天的大傢伙,連個頂上名牌都看不到,塞倫和肉盾不禁是汗了又汗。1146Please respect copyright.PENANABU0HdmTGbf
1146Please respect copyright.PENANALSp8i9kncj
幸好遊戲還沒那麼變態,只見被吵醒的巨山人緩緩抬起腳丫,一腳踩扁擾他睡眠的Boss怪後,就打著呵欠緩緩倒回地面繼續睡,一行人才總算鬆了口氣,系統音也表示任務完成。1146Please respect copyright.PENANACcfsEdqsYi
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原來這就是岩山會移位的原因啊?為此事討論已久的三人終於真相大白了。1146Please respect copyright.PENANA7iSktdZ9FZ
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAGC0WgFuqjO
好險,如果會打起來的話,還真不知要抓著肉盾逃或是任務NPC逃呢。一次只能載一人的塞倫,不由得腦補了下假想情境。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAVbabjxFIgp
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAuZpZ3P4icF
「喵嗚喵~」完全狀況外的小醉喵,窩在哥哥懷裡打了個滾,翻起小肚肚給揉得好不開心。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAQoCKLGcCRi
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什麼叫躺著爽爽賺?這・就・是!怒啊!1146Please respect copyright.PENANAKo04MXKs28
1146Please respect copyright.PENANAO7UuXY5Rmh
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)
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後記:
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貝貝又醉啦~XDDD1146Please respect copyright.PENANA94L8WqBoJM
小倫跟爆炸頭的感情也越來越火熱了啊~(有嗎?##1146Please respect copyright.PENANATxtS1yuWDq
情趣按摩床,培養奸情的好道具AWA(#1146Please respect copyright.PENANAXi0SpvHyHJ
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P.S. 小聲說:最近迷上玩劍三,若修稿有誤請見諒~XD(##1146Please respect copyright.PENANAu7RX4buUmA
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【下篇預告】《酒瘋最無敵》貝貝持續酒瘋,艾、倫小談心,小琥也要來啦,五人會合!字數約八千多,大約禮拜天早上發。1146Please respect copyright.PENANAYI3DpEk5Sl
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