我:「吓…有乜嘢會女仔覺得得意…」454Please respect copyright.PENANAc5Yf878JZc
Q:「咪啲白癡打油詩囉,例如乜嘢阿妹今晚心慌慌,剝衫剝褲等天光呢啲。」454Please respect copyright.PENANAIbV5xk6BoK
我:「我覺得好無聊囉。」中文叻嘅女神品味確係與眾不同,實在令我拜服。454Please respect copyright.PENANA7PM8VPeSZw
Q:「不如你試下作埋下兩句吖。」454Please respect copyright.PENANAtKQZVa5Efj
我:「唔好啦,我都唔識呢啲嘢嘅…」454Please respect copyright.PENANA4UC434xoAk
Q:「男仔唔係好鍾意謦淫嘢嘅咩?快啲作!」454Please respect copyright.PENANAoGTPyoPNvF
喺佢嘅淫威之下,我只好班門弄斧…454Please respect copyright.PENANA7GXQhGaiVJ
我:「女神沖涼起勢䚎…門外係咁捹鎯鎯…」454Please respect copyright.PENANAeZ3KxUHDQG
Q:「哈哈!都唔係接住嘅,重要…好奇怪!」454Please respect copyright.PENANATJGiO8feYD
我:「都話唔識…咪笑我啦。」454Please respect copyright.PENANAdDGHvwrd04
Q:「唔係吖,我好開心喎,話時話,有無䚎我先?」佢對住我露出蠱惑嘅笑容,重淫淫哋…454Please respect copyright.PENANAh2XfMUSRDY
我:「無呀,我正…人君子嚟。」454Please respect copyright.PENANAod9ctAydu9
Q:「因為唔使䚎都已經夠多嘢睇咋掛。」454Please respect copyright.PENANAsIsMZwYWJj
我:「唉,唔講呢啲,妳做完功課,不如抖下過嚟一齊睇片吖。」454Please respect copyright.PENANAwD5GID9Phk
Q:「你…邀請我一齊睇AV?」454Please respect copyright.PENANAJWWEuihpdU
我:「係呀,超級黃色㗎,有無興趣先?」454Please respect copyright.PENANAKC7KeiJHNy
Q:「睇咪睇,你估我怕你呀!」454Please respect copyright.PENANAi3fKUTGbq0
佢講完就擔咗張凳坐咗喺我隔籬。454Please respect copyright.PENANAC195Se4Xtu
我:「妳…真係唔介意?」454Please respect copyright.PENANAVAGhDlb8Ng
Q:「有乜好介意,你唔係以為我未睇過呀?」454Please respect copyright.PENANAjADqm2954V
我:「但呢套好露骨㗎喎。」454Please respect copyright.PENANAfFHaLXYKPh
Q:「有幾露?無打格四仔?真嘅我都見過啦…」454Please respect copyright.PENANA5EgbmS2Miu
我:「好多角色㗎喎,屁股扭扭下咁…」454Please respect copyright.PENANAyTEYT8GyVq
Q:「嗱,我唔睇gay,唔要見虐待,唔要排泄…」454Please respect copyright.PENANAcBeDhrz3cd
原來佢比起我想像中更瞭解呢個世界嘅運作…454Please respect copyright.PENANAt3gO8tOpq6
我:「放心啦,一定無妳所諗嘅嘢。」454Please respect copyright.PENANA7brePR9dyK
Q:「咁快啲播啦,我等得好心急喇。」454Please respect copyright.PENANAbEgK4rR6QQ
呢個右女神確實係神神化化,佢想睇我反應?454Please respect copyright.PENANAnkIQN6ux4U
於是我打開咗個download folder,click咗一個file,隨即有幾隻超黃嘅角色出現咗喺螢幕。454Please respect copyright.PENANAItkXwB3LBA
空氣凝結冷靜咗大概三點一四秒,亦即廿二除七秒咁上下,QQ就轆大隻眼露出歡笑嘅表情。454Please respect copyright.PENANAvSauLDXqMi
Q:「BaNaNa!」454Please respect copyright.PENANAnE60DXINEQ
我:「Gelato!」454Please respect copyright.PENANAMMGNx6q85v
Q:「GanBei!」454Please respect copyright.PENANAV0Xq8E9MzG
我:「Kevin!」454Please respect copyright.PENANAAEsCw8WZro
Q:「Stuart!」454Please respect copyright.PENANANZR07pFvbP
我:「Bob!」454Please respect copyright.PENANA0LBfQBS9y2
Q:「Minions!」454Please respect copyright.PENANAHA1pfwcdPS
我:「Queenie鍾唔鍾意呀?」454Please respect copyright.PENANA66aBSIMqU5
Q:「鍾意!好鍾意呀!」454Please respect copyright.PENANAbFawC4couP
我:「咁妳睇過未㗎?」454Please respect copyright.PENANA4K5Zra4ULn
Q:「睇過一二集,呢個外傳未睇。」454Please respect copyright.PENANAN7qeQN4coK
我:「咁就好,我去斟杯zero畀妳。」454Please respect copyright.PENANAoaIQfQXp01
唔止zero,重有包日清胡池屋嘅譚仔麻辣豬耳味薯片,我打開放咗喺個keyboard tray上面。454Please respect copyright.PENANAlqjm06w0uX
我一坐低,Queenie就用左手拖住我隻右手,自己右手就攞薯片食,重喂埋落我個口度。454Please respect copyright.PENANAl5teOE3zu7
就係咁,我同佢手拖手度過咗愉快嘅九十分鐘,一齊傻笑,一齊大嗌,一齊㞗叫學Minions講嘢;其實我哋都重係細路仔嚟咋嘛,好應該繼續充滿童真每日開開心心生活。454Please respect copyright.PENANAb0R2zs5xgO
睇咁多AV做乜吖,成大個女神喺隔籬,不如諗下點樣令佢開心啲好過啦。454Please respect copyright.PENANANTAEqqNFqn
雖然無大銀幕,無環迴立體聲,無爆谷,無大班凳;但我有妳,Queenie,有妳真好。454Please respect copyright.PENANArm8nLQ9Lwa