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#72

The Small Things

geeky_greeky_nerd

Nov 21, 2022

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I guess I should write out all the weird things I've heard in the past month or so.

*cursing*

549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHoMokm3Ix

"Yeah, Santa made out with my dad."

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"My dog ate my hamster."549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfHbNPWRMi

"Oh yeah? Well I sat on my hamster and broke its neck!"549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0g69Uiu8Uz

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"My grandma was in the hospital to get knee surgery, then she went into cardiac arrest and died."549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWxLo9LX3k

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“If you were a toddler and Santa came running at you full speed, what would you do?”

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“How’d you get 16 as your answer?? I got 3091...”

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“I’M SQUIDWARD.”

“Then I must be Patrick.”

“COME NOW, PATRICK! LET US FIND SPONGEBOB!”

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“She fell off the Earth and broke her nose.”

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“I LOST MY MOM IN THE CAR WASH.”

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“You look like if Elmo and Ryan Reynolds had a baby.”

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“Where’s the butter?”

“At your mom’s house!”

“I don’t have a mom—”

“OH SH*T SORRY I FORGOT—”

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"HEY I’M CHINESE TOO!!"

"Dude, you’re f*cking Irish and German."

"Yeah, but I’m also 2% French!"

"WHAT?!? SO THEN I’M 50% CHINESE TOO!"549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMtWH5kUeu

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“What’s your favorite show?”

“PEPPA PIG!!” *snorts*

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“Someone tried to steal my balls.”

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“HOLY SH*T MY MOUTH IS DROWNING!!”

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“I MISSED MY BRIDAL SHOWER!!”

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“WHO SH*T IN THE CLOSET?”

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“Oh hey! It’s John Dick!”

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“How much would you sell your brother for?”

“ANYTHING.”

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“WOOF! Did I scare ya?”

“Who the f*ck are you?”

“CRAP WRONG PERSON.”

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“I know someone who can eat Jell-O through their nose.”

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“When people ask how tall I am, I punch ‘em in the face.”

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“BOYS! STOP THROWING PENCILS AT MY CHICKEN!”

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“SHUT UP! THE TOILET IS TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING!”549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcURD3CPbXA

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Table of Contents

#20 Rant (Part 1)

#30 Bookshelf Reveal (Part 1)

#31 Bookshelf Reveal (Part 2)

#32 Bookshelf Reveal (Part 3)

#33 Bookshelf Reveal (Part 4)

#34 Bookshelf Reveal (Part 5)

#35 Bookshelf Reveal (Part 6)

#36 Bookshelf Reveal (Part 7)

#39 Hand Reveal

#41 My Origin Story

#48 Y'ALL BETTER READ THIS

#55 Just a little something I wrote for fun

#58 This was thrown together real quick, so please don't judge me being a mess. (part 1 of too many)

#64 Important Announcement

#65 Rant (Part 2)

#70 GUYS HE TALKED TO ME

#71 Just me freaking out about school

#74 Secret Santa?

#76 Geometry sucks

#77 Something about rainbows that I wrote really late last night for English

#81 Cousin's Birthday

#83 Why Do Eye Do This to Myself

#86 Books read so far in 2023

#87 this is not a survivor story

#92 Sm1ley faces : )

#93 Excuse me, what?!?

#94 A Very Calm and Wholesome Book Review

#96 Hah. The 100th issue. Fitting, right? A great number to end on.

#97 *Math* Life Update?

#98 Handwriting?

#99 Handwriting Part 2

#100 Handwriting Part 3

#102 I hate orthopedists

#103 life lately

#108 for cheeto

#111 Spotify wrapped but make it about school

#112 last years xmas presents

#114 top reads of 2023

#118 m is for mira

#119 m is also for marktwain2.0

#122 i'm so tired