HOW GOD CREATED ME!
God: Alright get ready we are going have to go back into operation! Make sure to scrub in and bring ALL of the jars!
Angel: Ok we got this *grabs every last jar*
God: Alright lets start on looks, first they will be a girl, and lets name them, Joci, but make sure to have them question changing their at least every 2 years. But anyway her mom is white but he dad is black, so put in half of both, then lets give her brown eyes. Now for the hair, their dads hair is 4C type hair curls and her mom has straight hair, so lets give her both, but make sure there is a double the amount of curliness to the hair than there is straight.
Angel: Alright *grabs the questioning name jar and pour it into a measuring cup and pours one half cup into the bowl. They then went to grab the curly hair jar and starts to pour into the mesuring cup when they accidentally drop the cup and jar in completely only to grab the jar and cup out both empty.* Ooops...
God: their will be fine just make sure to put in half of the straight hair jar.
Angel: Oh ok then that will be easy to do! *Grabs the straight hair jar and doesn't even bother to measure with when they pour in 1/3 of the straight hair jar and call it good* Alright, now I just have to add the eyes. *Grabs brown eyes and just pours it in* Alright you can continue now God!
God: Alright then lets continue, lets start with their personality, Alright, so her dad can sing for the life of him, but her mom's has beautiful voice, so let give her her moms voice but higher it an octave. So she will be musically inclinded, but she is going to HATE reading, unless the book or stories is filled with romance and drama. OOOooh we should give her a childish personality as well, so depending on the who she is with she will act like a literal 7 year old, versus her actual age which is 15. And finalllly we are going to make her love choir theatre, and one last thing. Lets make her EXTREMELY SASSY add the entire jar, she is going to use the word “cry” or the phrase “cry about it” a lot at the age of 15. Once your done with that we can go ahead and send it off.
Angel: Ok then, *Grabs the jar for a soprano one singing voice and pour it in, then went to the book genre, and grabs the interested in romance, drama, and first person POV, and pours them in. Then they go to the personality section, and grabs the acting as a 7 year old at 15 jar and pours half of it in, then the Sass jar and pours the entire jar in, then finally add the phase and words jars for “cry about it” and “cry” and pours them in* Alright I’m finished!
God: Alright go ahead and send it off to HQ and make sure to add the sexuality we have discussed in the paper work!
Angel: Ok then! See you later God!
God: Peace out!
368Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS80rIERghw
