第二十二回 Don't Worry Be Happy139Please respect copyright.PENANAbxiHvG8Ed6
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讀書成日話一分耕耘一分收穫,現實世界係唔係相信大家都心中有數,139Please respect copyright.PENANAWOBorZEKOL
最慘係我地依然要將呢一套教比下一代。139Please respect copyright.PENANAboPZI7BzSW
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面對個囡,當然唔想比佢知老豆咁無用,對住老婆就更加唔想講,費事佢煩我。139Please respect copyright.PENANAV1JaGVO2PX
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疫情影響之下真係好難搵工好多人失業,行過d天橋同公園望下就知多咗人要瞓街。139Please respect copyright.PENANAp2yuUBLbB1
失業原來唔係最痛苦,最痛苦係扮返工。撞啱個囡成日係屋企,又唔可以比佢知只好每日都出街。139Please respect copyright.PENANANWypfR5TnK
公園,商場,圖書館,球場,麥記,海邊通通都去過晒,好多時一坐就半日,139Please respect copyright.PENANA07Uhf7ypw5
日日咁坐真係好消磨意志個人好似越呢越頹廢無晒希望咁。139Please respect copyright.PENANAqUq3jMv1Jw
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身邊又無人可以同我傾下,好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水,不過我都無同佢講我失業,因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人,無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。139Please respect copyright.PENANASTdmDBAaJR
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呢一晚我又扮返工,一條友坐咗係公園外圍嘅一張長凳上面望住手機無所事事。139Please respect copyright.PENANA908hw6b3Rv
雖然話經濟差,不過夜晚依然好多人要開工,見到好多送貨推住一車車貨嘅走呢走去。139Please respect copyright.PENANA88L7m9a2AS
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Maybo:【做緊乜?】139Please respect copyright.PENANAbTak2eioO8
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我:【無乜特別野呀。】139Please respect copyright.PENANAaSVjx9Tl1p
講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢,睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話,兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊,又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。139Please respect copyright.PENANAp1DsIrfZ5C
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我問:【乜水呢架?】139Please respect copyright.PENANAv9BA4RiAbM
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Maybo:【我尋日識架。】139Please respect copyright.PENANALygWHO8Ur6
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我:【吓,尋日?我睇內容重以為情約三生添。】139Please respect copyright.PENANAAIakoqeKOe
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Maybo:【哈哈,佢好痴情,不停話好鍾意我好想約我。】139Please respect copyright.PENANAqpAfBA7AZF
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我:【痴漢就真啦,等等先,妳地交換相睇過未先?】139Please respect copyright.PENANAKvZ1TQ9aTf
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Maybo:【有呀。】139Please respect copyright.PENANAVSdXXCtsnG
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我:【咁合唔合眼緣?】139Please respect copyright.PENANATv93tgu7Ap
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Maybo:【佢樣普通啦,不過有成18cm。】139Please respect copyright.PENANAfHwrgSu9Iy
唔知大家D道量衡好唔好,到底18cm有幾長?就咁講可能好難明,有D實物會易理解D。139Please respect copyright.PENANAXTF4RMv3D1
咁啱我手上有支430ml屈人死漏精水飲緊,唔要個蓋大約19cm,139Please respect copyright.PENANAlfNy68EAtr
啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯,我亦無打錯字,係佢地個腦,因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。139Please respect copyright.PENANAx0hBjH6MWO
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我:【吓,識一日就比條賓周妳睇?】139Please respect copyright.PENANAopEAne960I
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Maybo:【哈哈,我無話要睇架,係佢自己send過呢。】139Please respect copyright.PENANAcNYgFiBBTD
嗱,証明我無講錯啦,都話呢D人用賓周諗野架啦。139Please respect copyright.PENANAzysdqm5Iun
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我:【咁妳比D乜相人睇先。】139Please respect copyright.PENANA3MTfai28fu
之後Maybo又send咗張限時相過呢,我邊飲水邊睇,點知一開張相幾乎噴晒D水出呢。139Please respect copyright.PENANAUilUDkLlXf
仆街我部手機cheap野呢乍唔防水架,嗱嗱聲抹乾淨部機再回覆。139Please respect copyright.PENANAtZz4Bk3FwV
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我:【小姐,妳比張咁嘅相人睇好難怪人地唔比條賓周做回禮架喎。】139Please respect copyright.PENANAgFE4Q9bSau
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Maybo:【好普通之嗎。】139Please respect copyright.PENANAu5Xh5P9kh1
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我:【係,不過少布咗D啫。】139Please respect copyright.PENANABsKaYbcVdr
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Maybo:【又唔係無著。】139Please respect copyright.PENANApu8GZ9MWjD
到底嗰張相有幾暴露?咪緊緊遮到嗰點嘅三點式泳衣,139Please respect copyright.PENANAP30QXGqQSq
暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦,係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科,係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正,係我眼中叫好肥,係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢,係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。139Please respect copyright.PENANA6J9hphL4BR
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我:【既然咁合拍,咁約咗未?】139Please respect copyright.PENANAb7r2aTX59A
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Maybo:【無喎,重有兩個傾緊,一個靚仔不過矮,另一個都有16cm又係咁痴情。】139Please respect copyright.PENANA4Ms50SNRjG
真係痴乜線,肥婆都咁多人掙,定係我唔正常?139Please respect copyright.PENANAlhNEunfpF7
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我:【無言。】139Please respect copyright.PENANAr6K2Nhiqnr
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇,第一時間望一望周圍有無人先,我唔係介意人話我咸濕,我係介意人當我重口味。139Please respect copyright.PENANAZywnjWwgUv
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開埋張相睇,見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相,而係一張數字圖,個數字寫住5XX。139Please respect copyright.PENANAewduFU35tO
我:【又乜野呢架?】139Please respect copyright.PENANAsENEbRrRLh
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Maybo:【呢個星期想加我做好友嘅男人。】139Please respect copyright.PENANAHYB0vhxzge
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我:【D男人係唔係痴線架。】139Please respect copyright.PENANAI4lD29OCat
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Maybo:【係囉,連相都無只係寫住人妻都咁樣。】139Please respect copyright.PENANArLV7JkOKYO
仆街,咁可能我都有份add喎…139Please respect copyright.PENANAGIIwNBL7Wf
總之…究竟D男人有幾餓?香港又無飢荒,Maybo姐拖上山夠食幾年呀仆街!139Please respect copyright.PENANACnbIP76zPG
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點解我咁惱氣?咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉,劣幣驅逐良幣,D好野就走晒,留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。139Please respect copyright.PENANAggSe6WV6Vb
係某大討論區入面有句名言,就係男人玩app越玩越自卑,女人玩app越玩越自大就係咁原因。139Please respect copyright.PENANAyGpbM37VjD
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我:【Maybo姐,究竟妳TG入面有幾多男人同一時間傾緊?】139Please respect copyright.PENANAGzufXtjxgU
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Maybo:【三十個左右。】139Please respect copyright.PENANAHQ2OIDaQPU
睇到未,落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。139Please respect copyright.PENANAKgDdI9HCD0
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我:【妳真係好利害可以同一時間應付咁多人。】139Please respect copyright.PENANAnOvLGNukUC
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Maybo:【好多都只係識講早晨同早抖咋,無幾多個會認真傾。】139Please respect copyright.PENANAgX5dg5Uzok
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我:【網上識人自己小心D,D男人為咗呃女上床乜都講得出架。】139Please respect copyright.PENANAlKgRXfowAr
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Maybo:【我知,要瞓啦,Good night。】139Please respect copyright.PENANAH2omAdHsTS
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我:【OK。】139Please respect copyright.PENANAFW9MMU81jA
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。139Please respect copyright.PENANAuuJBssMhhF
唉…望住個月光,咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐?139Please respect copyright.PENANAE7yMOfbf6a
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就係我發呆時,一部大貨車行過我面前停底,車上面放滿一箱箱嘅橙。139Please respect copyright.PENANAjecQK7oKPz
有一位望落三十幾嘅印巴落咗車,佢一個人開始由車尾一箱一箱咁將D橙搬落呢放係手推車上面。139Please respect copyright.PENANAlJ1LjHlyC2
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香港D印巴好兩極,有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做,有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。139Please respect copyright.PENANAqOhtBbnbu6
有D就好有錢揸超跑,而有D就窮到燶成班人住一間劏房。139Please respect copyright.PENANA3wONRUC4JR
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望見佢咁樣搬都幾辛苦,唔洗一陣已經成件衫濕晒。139Please respect copyright.PENANAgf2BaTS7r9
當佢搬完打算推去送貨時,其中一箱係手推車上面跌咗落呢,139Please respect copyright.PENANAltkI1sCsai
D橙散到一地都係,個印巴好狼狽咁逐個橙執返入箱。139Please respect copyright.PENANADMienGpucR
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見到佢咁反正我無野做於是起身行埋去幫佢執。139Please respect copyright.PENANAdAONgB3Tmo
點知印巴用好純正廣東話同我講:[唔洗啦,整污糟你,我自己執得架啦。]139Please respect copyright.PENANAGfX5NFZOVA
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我都已經執緊所以無理會,將手上面幾個橙放入佢個箱到,之後執埋地下嗰D。139Please respect copyright.PENANAwIQ0wPkHTm
印巴有D唔好意思咁話:[唔該晒,你洗唔洗抹手?我有紙巾。]139Please respect copyright.PENANACXvdtFQj9N
佢係褲袋到攞咗包紙巾比我。139Please respect copyright.PENANAKFMCylTEvI
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我搖搖頭話:[唔洗啦。]139Please respect copyright.PENANAyskFnfSDW7
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印巴:[真係唔該晒。]139Please respect copyright.PENANA312cfkqFsY
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我點點頭打算轉身行,佢亦準備推車繼續送貸。139Please respect copyright.PENANAGWnTpxebgk
忽然我忍唔住問咗一句:[你地…請唔請人呀?]139Please respect copyright.PENANAoM2oRHicNO
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印巴望一望我,好似唔係好相信我咁問。139Please respect copyright.PENANA8x3Pee2lnY
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印巴:[你?]139Please respect copyright.PENANAneTxAH6Rp4
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我:[係呀,我講真架。]139Please respect copyright.PENANAGC93J22UfW
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佢放底部手推車然後用佢地D話大聲叫咗個好似係人名。139Please respect copyright.PENANARKBW5ur5FL
之後車頭位有個全身著白色長袍嘅男人打開車門行咗落車。139Please respect copyright.PENANA17CVWLRJns
印巴對住我講:[你等一陣。]139Please respect copyright.PENANASQtbk0N9LT
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佢行埋去個白色長袍男人面前,用佢地D話傾計。139Please respect copyright.PENANAYiLlznVcm9
個男人望一望我然後好大聲同印巴講野,仲指手晝腳好似好激動咁。139Please respect copyright.PENANA8H2bbuP2J0
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講咗幾句印巴行過呢我到,佢搖搖頭話:[老闆話唔請。]139Please respect copyright.PENANA0zySMhEV9D
其實睇剛才個反應我都估到。139Please respect copyright.PENANAPnL77RyB6R
我:[唔緊要啦。都預咗。]139Please respect copyright.PENANA8jJBV4AbK7
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印巴:[無法,唔到我話事。]139Please respect copyright.PENANAtv7dKH1esg
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我:[唔該你,係呢,剛才你老闆咁激動佢講D乜。]139Please respect copyright.PENANAwMxByyHud4
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印巴諗咗一諗話:[你唔會想知。]139Please respect copyright.PENANA1r5bzPdyr9
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睇怕都係鬧我,我只好苦笑一吓。139Please respect copyright.PENANA5LryYJK83O
就係我準備走時印巴問:[你怕唔怕辛苦?]139Please respect copyright.PENANAb1EUtd7m5Q
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我:[有乜野辛苦得過無錢。]139Please respect copyright.PENANAu18q4ueKdv
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印巴:[咁你留個電話比我,有工開我call你。]139Please respect copyright.PENANAdDbrI2nvMq
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我:[好呀。]139Please respect copyright.PENANA7m4ohftWCh
於是我地交換咗個電話號碼。139Please respect copyright.PENANAg8x2GvJYmy
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我:[係呢,你點稱呼呀?]139Please respect copyright.PENANAzPFQmnIEmi
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印巴:[你叫我亞默。]139Please respect copyright.PENANAxrF97v5TYR
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我:[我叫亞明。]139Please respect copyright.PENANAqPoAKRChMr
就係咁,我開始咗做炒散嘅日子。139Please respect copyright.PENANAFR4FqYWtK6
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~未完待續~139Please respect copyright.PENANAa57ETkaYFZ
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