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最慘係我地依然要將呢一套教比下一代。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECVqP6raGd
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面對個囡，當然唔想比佢知老豆咁無用，對住老婆就更加唔想講，費事佢煩我。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRBBGpjBXa
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疫情影響之下真係好難搵工好多人失業，行過d天橋同公園望下就知多咗人要瞓街。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdBba64Kqs
失業原來唔係最痛苦，最痛苦係扮返工。撞啱個囡成日係屋企，又唔可以比佢知只好每日都出街。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMdhE2Txu7
公園，商場，圖書館，球場，麥記，海邊通通都去過晒，好多時一坐就半日，184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBQcVsRioB
日日咁坐真係好消磨意志個人好似越呢越頹廢無晒希望咁。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PUPLkN192
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身邊又無人可以同我傾下，好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水，不過我都無同佢講我失業，因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人，無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvAinwMXux
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呢一晚我又扮返工，一條友坐咗係公園外圍嘅一張長凳上面望住手機無所事事。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1N7a2UDYk
雖然話經濟差，不過夜晚依然好多人要開工，見到好多送貨推住一車車貨嘅走呢走去。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTQtycBfVf
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Maybo：【做緊乜？】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLW19CNttG
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我：【無乜特別野呀。】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YdejRNqM1
講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢，睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話，兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊，又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2Vf3vaCkC
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我問：【乜水呢架？】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofiKpGcQFb
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Maybo：【我尋日識架。】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNyAsCBqbY
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我：【吓，尋日？我睇內容重以為情約三生添。】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhFpHWj9Qv
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Maybo：【哈哈，佢好痴情，不停話好鍾意我好想約我。】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXRrElXgwd
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我：【痴漢就真啦，等等先，妳地交換相睇過未先？】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5nVujQg1F
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Maybo：【有呀。】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfC3p0nRrz
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我：【咁合唔合眼緣？】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjamolsRwD
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Maybo：【佢樣普通啦，不過有成18cm。】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbRdAQ1Kx4
唔知大家D道量衡好唔好，到底18cm有幾長？就咁講可能好難明，有D實物會易理解D。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsuhPkxEUO
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啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯，我亦無打錯字，係佢地個腦，因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNUOP2hFjF
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我：【吓，識一日就比條賓周妳睇？】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWE8e9uYnYp
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Maybo：【哈哈，我無話要睇架，係佢自己send過呢。】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Pl0It43Wz
嗱，証明我無講錯啦，都話呢D人用賓周諗野架啦。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPepeQyHME
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我：【咁妳比D乜相人睇先。】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32WWL8AC1x
之後Maybo又send咗張限時相過呢，我邊飲水邊睇，點知一開張相幾乎噴晒D水出呢。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UwVhHT5ny
仆街我部手機cheap野呢乍唔防水架，嗱嗱聲抹乾淨部機再回覆。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5Ra5wrhte
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我：【小姐，妳比張咁嘅相人睇好難怪人地唔比條賓周做回禮架喎。】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPQo1uHSYZ
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Maybo：【好普通之嗎。】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DDWLcskkl
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我：【係，不過少布咗D啫。】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMaQWMVdRd
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Maybo：【又唔係無著。】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfwqnOp5f5
到底嗰張相有幾暴露？咪緊緊遮到嗰點嘅三點式泳衣，184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgOfl4TXRl
暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦，係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科，係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正，係我眼中叫好肥，係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢，係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQ7ViPRMrj
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Maybo：【無喎，重有兩個傾緊，一個靚仔不過矮，另一個都有16cm又係咁痴情。】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHEDYWuz8w
真係痴乜線，肥婆都咁多人掙，定係我唔正常？184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wCz6wQuyq
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我：【無言。】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysau7GPnVm
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇，第一時間望一望周圍有無人先，我唔係介意人話我咸濕，我係介意人當我重口味。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VL3dgmBmM
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開埋張相睇，見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相，而係一張數字圖，個數字寫住5XX。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DAPLo1EzP
我：【又乜野呢架？】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnKY7q3ELm
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Maybo：【呢個星期想加我做好友嘅男人。】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEq08FaQ3cD
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我：【D男人係唔係痴線架。】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHKAxb3CCx
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Maybo：【係囉，連相都無只係寫住人妻都咁樣。】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXh1vs5hiiR
仆街，咁可能我都有份add喎…184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JS71saPms
總之…究竟D男人有幾餓？香港又無飢荒，Maybo姐拖上山夠食幾年呀仆街！184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyICRmJdshF
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點解我咁惱氣？咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉，劣幣驅逐良幣，D好野就走晒，留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ237WZKj1ke
係某大討論區入面有句名言，就係男人玩app越玩越自卑，女人玩app越玩越自大就係咁原因。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXUhNAFZyQ
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我：【Maybo姐，究竟妳TG入面有幾多男人同一時間傾緊？】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQ2lyvsCWJ
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Maybo：【三十個左右。】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHplj12ItG
睇到未，落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5mpmL9Ntn
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我：【妳真係好利害可以同一時間應付咁多人。】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2d3MgwdVY
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Maybo：【好多都只係識講早晨同早抖咋，無幾多個會認真傾。】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ081yngKUHl
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我：【網上識人自己小心D，D男人為咗呃女上床乜都講得出架。】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN14tXgmHod
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Maybo：【我知，要瞓啦，Good night。】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUDbcoO4NU
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我：【OK。】184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznQoSLHWE9
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpAcHSjjOy
唉…望住個月光，咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐？184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwMgqnVOIm
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就係我發呆時，一部大貨車行過我面前停底，車上面放滿一箱箱嘅橙。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuXdzwQqHE
有一位望落三十幾嘅印巴落咗車，佢一個人開始由車尾一箱一箱咁將D橙搬落呢放係手推車上面。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZj7egdaHj
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香港D印巴好兩極，有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做，有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyZcfjIzj3
有D就好有錢揸超跑，而有D就窮到燶成班人住一間劏房。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sFjWkr5Ko
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望見佢咁樣搬都幾辛苦，唔洗一陣已經成件衫濕晒。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gO9lYGCVV
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見到佢咁反正我無野做於是起身行埋去幫佢執。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4Catm7W8m
點知印巴用好純正廣東話同我講：[唔洗啦，整污糟你，我自己執得架啦。]184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhu0c8Ldwu
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我都已經執緊所以無理會，將手上面幾個橙放入佢個箱到，之後執埋地下嗰D。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xg3pPOoIf
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佢係褲袋到攞咗包紙巾比我。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpWwf8Cuux
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印巴望一望我，好似唔係好相信我咁問。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQshtdbpKxE
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佢放底部手推車然後用佢地D話大聲叫咗個好似係人名。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8ZO67u5DU
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佢行埋去個白色長袍男人面前，用佢地D話傾計。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ghPcf8Naf
個男人望一望我然後好大聲同印巴講野，仲指手晝腳好似好激動咁。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGeEf1q6oO
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睇怕都係鬧我，我只好苦笑一吓。184Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLrGU6TIFM
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