第二十六回 ふれあい145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjgqjaqg7H
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聽聞香港歧視鏈排行榜係由南至北，住淺水灣歧視住柴灣，港島區歧視九龍區，西九歧視東九，九龍塘歧視上水，新界西歧視新界北，當中食物鏈最頂端當然係住山頂嘅朋友。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYZJ6sPkXr
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作為一個悲微嘅九龍居民絕小過港島區，自從做咗炒散就多咗好多機會過呢，主要當然係送貨。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAO7pPYITF
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不過今日有小小例外，因為有d私事所以去西環走一轉。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jxLKnAalJ
對呢個地方嘅印象係好多海味舖，好多覺得住舊區好形嘅鬼佬，同埋好多愛心爆棚一個人拖幾隻唐狗出街嘅人。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOZJIO9POB
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中午時份過到呢，見到仲有好多著到好街坊嘅鬼佬攞住支啤酒拖住著狗企係酒吧前面到隊啤，點解佢地好似唔洗做咁？145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFx0MmLYcU6
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望住手機個地址，喺西環海皮嗰邊嘅一間西餐廳。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRdQUMuoDQ
距離地鐵站唔算遠好快就去到，如果平日我一定唔會食呢D餐廳，個價錢真心貴。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDfMlYzptm
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一入到去以後自己去咗外國，有好多七彩玻璃裝飾，木做天花吊扇好似慢動作一樣咁轉轉下，淺藍色天花同白色牆，d枱放得唔算太密，小圓枱鋪咗白色餐枱布同仲有一支小黃菊插係水晶花瓶到，成間餐廳佈置到希臘小白屋一樣好鬼靚。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RnlWvQpen
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望望下有人向我揮手，原來亞儷已經到咗，仲坐係最入嘅一張枱到，估唔到我地只係隔咗一日又再見面。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDgXfOr4E3
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立即行埋去：［到咗好耐呀？］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUq9jbLKH6
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亞儷：［唔係，早你小小啫。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4ztKOeob4
佢望住我忍唔住笑。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsv9EnHyrMK
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我問：［做乜？］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAbw9hqIyR
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亞儷：［今日唔係短褲背心拖鞋喎。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPpgVe7np0
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我：［點同呢，今日特登過呢見妳丫嗎。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxq9VWMNylb
雖然無著老西，不過點都著返條長褲，唔係街坊裝。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyKK3bZxCQ
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坐底之後亞儷話：［叫野食先啦。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TKSgX1ZnH
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攞起份餐牌一睇一張相都無全英文寫到密麻麻。幾想攞部手機出呢即時翻譯，不過自尊心制止咗呢個行為，好彩仲識分魚同肉。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVz6Svmr1E
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當個肥佬侍應行過呢同落單時，佢又係全英，果然係做閪人生意。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtnLQnEMps
佢幫亞儷落完單就望住我講英文，望見佢個樣第一個反應就係諗起林雪做茶記侍應嗰一幕。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhEHDjDy21
可惜呢到無ABC餐比我叫，只好指住個餐牌有個應該係牛肉嘅餐。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipfDxRyYvc
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侍應行開之後我問：［妳之前同話去寶翠園嗰邊食架，做乜突然轉地方？］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDRR7L5RMa
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亞儷：［啱啱個仔同我講話一陣同d同學去嗰邊飲野，費事比佢地撞到啦。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtccglwx6K
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我：［哦.... 妳驚好似我咁。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBZDP4HXDj
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亞儷一手指住我話：［你仲好講，前日比你老婆撞到正，問你點甩身你又話要出呢先傾。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgowBoL2Jd
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我：［哈哈，唔係邊有藉口再約妳呀。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXicEShZ2Y
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亞儷聽到我咁講耷底頭偷笑咗一下然後話：［咁仲唔快d講。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4ArGGzNLw
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我：［唉…唔好提，個身仲痛緊。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLyif98PRo
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亞儷好愕然：［唔係呀，佢郁手打你呀？］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDkMBVCDok
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我：［點止打呀，仲要我跪係地下成晚懺悔添。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVdgKbt9wR
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亞儷：［吓，咁你無事丫嗎？］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFffoAhU9kN
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我：［之後仲要罰抄一萬句我以後不敢偷食添。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAOGN7v72s
之後我無出聲只係望住佢笑，聽到呢到亞儷開始覺得唔對路。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2MSmjURzA
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亞儷：［點呀，係唔係玩我呀？］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhW5K8LHXKp
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我：［哈哈，講下笑啫。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkW5esTNHc
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亞儷：［你再唔講我就走啦。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CpDwJ4YZe
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我：［okok，我咪照直同佢講囉。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPwrFLxrfR
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亞儷面黑黑：［仲玩呀。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqslnqavo5n
講完準備起身。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZ3YHZsvBL
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我：［我講真架，妳聽埋先啦。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiDeB4Hfa5
亞儷半信半疑咁坐返底。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfD9yqnJZB6
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相信唔只亞儷，好多人都想知偷食斷正可以點做。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTg50ywYPO
等我帶大家返去兩日前先，以下乃高難度動作，家中有細路嘅你（妳）切勿模仿。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH91NhLWU1w
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話說係地鐵站比老婆見到我送亞儷走。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIQmDjCsVE
嗰一刻個腦真係一片空白，望住老婆面上表情，感受到濃烈殺氣，睇怕都死L硬。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8Zf7ayY5v
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正常人應該可以準備身後事，幸好作為一個大話專家臨場執生能力高。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvUpem6XKd
第一時間扮到好鎮定咁望住亞儷，若無期事咁同佢講：［有乜野我再call妳，byebye。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQXtUJ5WyX
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雖然亞儷個樣有d愕然唔知點算，但係佢都無乜可以做，唔通企係到食花生等睇戲咩，只係好有禮貌咁笑一笑然後離開。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt85MBJyvWY
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睇住佢係眼前消失之後繼續拆炸彈。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NJ9GNcTOV
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老婆當然黑晒面問：［我問你呀，佢係邊個呀？］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpe7u4kIrX
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我深深吸一口氣，然後話：［實不相瞞，啱啱約咗位人妻，打算同佢偷食。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYchBqPee70
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老婆聽到咁講即刻好大反應大聲話：［乜話？］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtg3LRtPGX
地鐵站周圍d人個個都望住我地，睇呢危險程度又再升多一級，都係唔好再玩火。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BycOVCqbi
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我：［老婆妳冷靜D先，妳望一望我。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnE8LhnsIV
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老婆上下打量我一野無出聲。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxZwrxZcBR
我繼續講：［妳幾時見過有人偷食會著背心短褲同拖鞋好似落街買餸咁樣架？妳係女人見到我咁都唔會有興趣啦係唔係呀。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnrWQI8xcY
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老婆又再上下啤多一次跟住問：［你未答我剛才個係乜人呀。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbTMErQzAO
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睇呢仲未撲息d火。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrJMi7zbR3
我：［仲可以有乜女人搵我丫，一睇就知啦，著到咁靚女除咗保險仲可以係乜。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlv1NAdOeqU
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老婆：［無啦啦做乜有保險搵你呀？］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUN0xIIpHY
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我：［轉MPF呀皇帝。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoEWGGhkaW
呢個合情合理嘅理由，睇老婆面色就知佢信到十足，可惜撲息一個火頭另一個又起。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBeeBLOc66
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老婆繼續面黑黑咁話：［今朝我話個女你做乜事走咗去呀？］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiAL1IIbxH
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我：［咁唔通我又加把口鬧埋一齊呀，鬧有用我一早鬧咗啦。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7uzXoIJ2X
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老婆基本上係無理我答乜，佢只係不停咁將今朝鬧個女嘅野重複係我面前鬧多一次，不過我都無聽佢講乜，只係唔出聲由得佢發洩到返屋企為止。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06lOClSUWm
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一路行個心已經係到偷笑，估唔到咁都無事，無野嘅只係太清楚老婆性格，佢對我有絕對信任，唔係信我唔會出軌，而係信我無本事出軌。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6dvzSdwqm
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亞儷聽完我講返成件事就話：［咁都可以甩身，睇呢我要對你從新估計。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDJXEzSitG
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我：［估計乜？］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkUa6WyP6X
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亞儷：［你講野有幾多成係真囉。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3im1b3TH56
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我：［都係去到非迫不得已先講大話啫，呃人好辛苦架。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8gg4Zehbm
無錯，講大話講得多個人真係人格分裂咁。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfiwZx8Ol3
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我：［係呢，做乜今日妳無返工？］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5f4sdPyqHP
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亞儷笑笑口話：［今朝唔知醒。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZsL990nYL
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我：［尋晚又同d人夫傾到好夜呀？］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWskaOfF2lb
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亞儷搖搖頭話：［唔係，尋晚食咗d安眠藥。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpnlVibZYB
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我：［做乜事要食藥？］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrJF1j9tWp
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亞儷個樣有d無奈：［平日都瞓得唔好，食咗一排藥架啦。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAQ0TURYjE
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我：［係唔係太大壓力？］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCm2b8HWZge
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亞儷：［都市人有邊個無壓力。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtLjUfK4wU
咁佢又無講錯，近年新聞成日都有人坐坐下車因為小小事都可以打大交，證明大家都好大壓力。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj89PoSJZhh
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於是我地邊食飯邊傾下工作，我做炒散嘅無乜煩惱，政府宣傳都有講啦，做炒散又有乜好怕喎，生命無希望前路唔洗創，主要都係聽下佢講公司野，好快我地就食完個lunch。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qziQiuzFh
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我：［妳係唔係要返屋企開工呀？］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBeXiJCGuu
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亞儷：［係呀。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrhrUkmSsP
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佢未必想我知佢住邊，都係喺門口各自各走好d。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jxdB0O2C9
我：［咁我唔阻妳啦，bye bye。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnNMTmLvkL
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正當講完轉身行咗幾步亞儷就叫停我。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwH1c95fWwW
亞儷：［明呀，你趕唔趕時間呀？］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dBRViXlS6
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我：［唔趕呀，做乜呀？］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UGwWTm4QI
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亞儷：［咁... 可唔可以陪我行一陣。］145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq33hv5yTcE
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剛才餐飯都feel到佢唔只係工作問題架啦，既然叫到梗係無問題啦。145Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfL29oTmyiw
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