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靚女：【介紹又唔講得，大家交流下囉。】123Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZcL10U6CR
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靚女：【係呀，你跟我買一定無錯。】123Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtANHsmSvjD
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我：【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題，D錢係晒馬會到。】123Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkz0SKBo9BF
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靚女：【哦，咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你，係我另一個熟朋友做架，佢好幫得手架，息口又低喎。】123Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RrVIsXeUu
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候，有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。123Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zYermPxKD
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親？即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。123Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpclfDnXKgo
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話：[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]123Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsvSkFCVBE
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講完行過晾袗架又話：[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架，重有呀…]123Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFx0gY8yO9
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。123Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1BauSkMkS
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嗱，呢D唔係叫怕老婆，而係叫識時務。123Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfLiV1Fx5b
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對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。123Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjZeObHt6p
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無法啦，我係屋企嘅時間比佢多，所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。123Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxyllQJDSg
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。123Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkafABijWc
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當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]123Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqm8VQOMIt
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唉，又唔知做漏邊樣野。123Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdevhtWNsTf
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老婆：[借你部手機比我用。]123Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwJNJpGG4J
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我：[哦，放係房入面呀，妳自己去攞啦。]123Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAu8Tbr4Ofa
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]123Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyzQx5BHys
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