我:「咪隻揪囉,你唔好喊呀!」467Please respect copyright.PENANAcCq7bIkdTw
「行啦,上去平台(車立)口。」467Please respect copyright.PENANAJQp0Nn7pmU
我:「喂,張枱冧咗你唔使執返呀?」467Please respect copyright.PENANAJjKO2wTtoR
「執乜撚嘢啫?你唔係驚俾姑娘鬧呀?死低B仔,無膽匪類,好瘀皮呀!」真係吹佢唔脹,呢度我成日嚟,實在唔想啲職員睇我唔順眼,又無理由自己一個傻仔喺度執㗎。467Please respect copyright.PENANA8XrsLwfpJk
結果有個打開乒乓波嘅男仔走咗過嚟。467Please respect copyright.PENANAuLnwQZlOfT
「阿爽,呢度我執啦,你去做你嘅大事。」467Please respect copyright.PENANAeeKx1BaGwH
我:「麻煩晒你。」467Please respect copyright.PENANAWULOEtkBUz
睇嚟我平時對人都幾好喎,估唔到無端端會有個唔熟嘅人走嚟幫我,好慚愧我連佢點稱呼都唔知,而佢竟然識嗌我真名…467Please respect copyright.PENANADspGqW63sN
於是我哋三個離開咗中心,上咗去平台(車立)口,細蚊佢已經驚到唔敢出聲,但我就充滿信心。467Please respect copyright.PENANAQxaH2KejaN
老竇行船成日會路經啲第三世界國家,雖然香港同嗰啲第三世界國家都已經去到無乜分別嘅地步,但佢為咗安全起見都學咗啲實用格鬥術同自衛術,有啲係公司安排畀佢,有啲就自己報嘅;另外重有啲急救呀,拯溺呀,小型船隻駕駛牌照呀,基礎機械電工呀…我都唔知喇,總之喺架船用到或者對自身安危有幫助嘅佢都會走去學。467Please respect copyright.PENANAltMJ2Ev1L6
佢成日同我講,做人係為咗搵生活,返學讀書都只係其中一種方法,就算讀唔成書呢個世界都重有好多條路可以俾你生活;只要有鬥志,肯試肯學,留意多啲世界唔同嘅事物,一個有手有腳嘅人係唔會餓死;問題係我而家眼前嘅嘢就只有讀書,所以都係要讀書先。467Please respect copyright.PENANAxYd3coxonn
我有時覺得佢咁講同黃子華棟篤笑無乜分別,即係話當你重係學生,唯一嘅搵食方法就係讀書,至少香港係咁…至於佢點解要做呢份職業我就不得而知喇。467Please respect copyright.PENANAvwTfbJ3Jo9
重點喺…佢都有教過我啲基本嘅格鬥防身術;佢講過呢個世界最恐怖嘅危險唔係啲乜嘢攞你命三千秘密武器,又或者九陽神功等嘅曠世絕技,而係喺黑暗中嘅敵人。當危險嚟得光明正大,你總搵到方法應對,跑車撞你都可以唔死,子彈都可以諗辦法避。467Please respect copyright.PENANAsrX6ZMNRou
當然…佢係同我一路睇緊die hard一路講,我就唔知佢有無咁勁喇;總之而家條粉腸話要同我隻揪,首先就係唔可以怯。467Please respect copyright.PENANAs60kQP76lV
「撚樣!過嚟打我吖,廢柴!」鬼得閒理佢。467Please respect copyright.PENANAoQwQPxp4qF
阿爸講過,十個得個樣嘅垃圾,有九個打人第一下都係右直拳,而且拳頭握唔緊,無馬步成個身連人帶拳咁飛過嚟,實質上呢啲係叫揼唔係叫拳,而且成個人鬆泡泡,如果兩個人都唔識打就會攬埋一嚿又揼又搲,呢種叫cat fight,女人專用,重點係要打到裙拉褲甩增加收視,就連國際最著名嘅格鬥節目WWE都係咁教㗎,一堂梯飛落條女度唔係打斷肋骨,而係車斷條Bra帶,就知佢哋打得幾血腥啦。467Please respect copyright.PENANAjqmXKeEuhu
我:「唔知邊個廢啲呢?著我舊鞋嘅垃圾。」467Please respect copyright.PENANAN4xIezyIvJ
對唔住細蚊,我唔想咁話妳嘅…細蚊望住我好似唔多開心咁,我順便將褲袋入面部電話交畀佢。467Please respect copyright.PENANAy9c94Sh8CU
「我屌你老母!」467Please respect copyright.PENANA6nHvREDaVS
呢個時候佢開始衝過嚟,去到大約一米範圍就將個身側向右邊,明顯就似係想撼頭埋牆多個似打人,加埋搬咗個老母出嚟,就知實力非同凡響…467Please respect copyright.PENANAIdv131TRYB