健:『喂!死仔包又偷偷同Kuromi玩?!』401Please respect copyright.PENANAWqe0PDga5h
我:「Ku…Queenie,阿健條友仔又偷睇我啲戰績,見到我同妳喺度玩緊傳說。」401Please respect copyright.PENANAckuOSpeV0j
Q:「咁又點,想玩咪一齊玩囉。」401Please respect copyright.PENANAcFMqkS9Buw
我:「但係,我唔知佢會點㗎喎。」401Please respect copyright.PENANARGqqbtCR7U
Q:「佢會…我畀個銀行戶口號碼佢我咪有錢使囉!」QQ轆大隻眼E起棚牙胸有成竹咁講。401Please respect copyright.PENANA9qOyGLBwj9
我:「吓…妳講真㗎?」我真係無諗過佢會咁。401Please respect copyright.PENANA2UyZ5j2hcz
Q:「嗯…唔得,因為銀行轉賬佢會見到我個名嘅initial,到時就實知係我。」401Please respect copyright.PENANAM4WGJ6Rsuh
我:「想問下乜嘢叫initial?」401Please respect copyright.PENANAqZVjxpnVBC
Q:「哎,同你講都嘥氣,中二嗰陣英文堂咪教過乜嘢係initial囉,算啦,肯定你係啲連last name,first name,surname,family name,given name都唔識分嘅小朋友嚟。」佢一輪嘴咁講。401Please respect copyright.PENANAKKNM3TR4AW
我:「我…真係唔識呀…可唔可以教我?」401Please respect copyright.PENANA4nxhonp4zg
Q:「你上年無上堂關我鬼事咩!」401Please respect copyright.PENANAm07WfYfi18
我:「咁我上年又唔係同妳一班,可能無教呢。」401Please respect copyright.PENANA0Po2cA1JcB
Q:「本書有寫㗎!唔通你個先生專登唔教咩?」401Please respect copyright.PENANAAcrNTWzYQm
係…我心虛…重有啲驚…其實十二個月嘅英文我都好大機會唔可以串啱晒,今次真係唔知點算好。401Please respect copyright.PENANAyASRfmprjZ
我:「呀!佢邀我喇…」啱啱結算完上一局。401Please respect copyright.PENANAoX3iSxyRr9
Q:「咁咪開囉,我又唔驚佢嘅。」401Please respect copyright.PENANAUQaGO0dwbX
健:『喂,快啲拉Kuromi啦。』401Please respect copyright.PENANATmNS2d627b
我:「咁我拉妳㗎喇。」401Please respect copyright.PENANAIMCzm17Wba
然後第三個格仔入面就多咗個Kuromi嘅頭像係度,點鬼知佢唔係即刻開三排,而係喺度打字。401Please respect copyright.PENANAZmiidpurDo
健:『Hi,好耐無見喇,靚女。』401Please respect copyright.PENANAHB8RsvCe9B
Q:『Hello,但我唔靚㗎,Sorry。>_<』401Please respect copyright.PENANAdARb5iblqm
健:『妳知唔知靚女最大嘅缺點係乜呀?』401Please respect copyright.PENANAz4LmWSo7If
Q:『真係唔知喎…@@』401Please respect copyright.PENANAK4U9dbIDuW
點解要我睇住佢哋兩個喺度chat喎。401Please respect copyright.PENANAJQmQdDnwJ0
健:『就係靚女最鍾意講大話呀!』401Please respect copyright.PENANAm3JjiD4dYN
頂佢重要喺度講爛gag,真係火都嚟,以為自己真係好風趣幽默咩,不過A0嘅佢估唔到都咁chat得,好彩我唔係要同佢爭住溝Kuromi啫。401Please respect copyright.PENANAIGzPm28Gkj
Q:『多謝你讚我喎,開Game啦。^o^』401Please respect copyright.PENANAMsGNfKXQlL
就喺咁,我哋終於開game揀角色。401Please respect copyright.PENANAUeUaPaV4VN
Q:「你個好朋友同你真係夠晒friend喎,咁唔畀面你嘅?」QQ望住我竊笑。401Please respect copyright.PENANAsdiFdZgrw6
我:「唓,係佢呢啲不切實際嘅人先會對女網友咁多遐想。」401Please respect copyright.PENANArSEKMDfm7g
Q:「咁又係,你日日對住我都一早厭咗啦。」401Please respect copyright.PENANAgKyBoayxt8
我:「邊係喎,都唔同,係兩回事嚟。」401Please respect copyright.PENANAmRYZo0cnfl
Q:「到你揀人喇,唔好講啦!」401Please respect copyright.PENANAh0hubQ4FGp
我望一望,QQ揀咗佢嘅萬年中路仙子,阿健個PK仔揀咗射手似乎係想show quali擦傷害值同人頭數威畀Kuromi睇,我又唔想做孤獨精上單,所以就揀咗輔助嘞。401Please respect copyright.PENANAt3wxtXCnYP
一入到game,打野話佢玩暗殺流叫我唔好跟住佢,咪唯有跟住阿健囉,起碼做熟好過做生。401Please respect copyright.PENANAzaQpru8O0y
點知到咗第二波兵線阿健就:『咪食我兵線!』401Please respect copyright.PENANAtxO690Pu3P
頂!然後走咗去…佢意思即係叫我留喺度拖兵線同埋對面個上單,我真係屌咗出聲。401Please respect copyright.PENANAn706zFkgKN
然之後中路就發生衝突,Kuromi,阿健同打野激戰對面嘅中路加打野,好好彩地贏咗領先2比0,佢再迤迤然喺條河行返嚟下路食兵線,佢同打野都係一殺一輔,QQ就兩輔,我就乜都無兼且無晒血要返泉水…哼!家陣當我係乜!401Please respect copyright.PENANA0aF8WU4TNW