Q:「係咪想死呀!」280Please respect copyright.PENANAXvjNy1q1xN
我:「嘩…嘩呀!咪搣!」280Please respect copyright.PENANAtFJcKE3cZo
唔好諗多,佢係搣返我個肚啫,唔好諗住佢下下都要扯爛啲蛋嘅皮同麪包嘅皮先得㗎。280Please respect copyright.PENANA76Kmw1qVqx
Q:「繼續打機啦,我都要忙喇。」280Please respect copyright.PENANAz60QP7E5Hx
我:「妳快啲搞掂妳隻兵啦,佢越嚟越煩喇。」280Please respect copyright.PENANAlDcHe4rqnI
Q:「乜兵呀?我都無收兵嘅。」280Please respect copyright.PENANAvE8e175r5p
我:「呢隻呀!」我㧻一㧻電話mon指住佢頭像。280Please respect copyright.PENANAcB9pZNPetF
Q:「唔知呀,唔想理呀,由得佢啦。」280Please respect copyright.PENANAG73PW2jLAi
我:「人哋話想見妳呀,妳話點搞吖。」280Please respect copyright.PENANAcvaRftP9J2
Q:「可以點搞,都無得搞,你喺出面重有無識其他女仔friend吖?可以代我去見佢。」280Please respect copyright.PENANAzgcbiFiQ55
我:「咪玩啦,無呀,妳當我agent咩,何來咁多女仔,細蚊同Carmen佢又見過。」280Please respect copyright.PENANA8tbmiyhIAx
Q:「由佢囉,我永遠唔出佢都無辦法。」280Please respect copyright.PENANAvCCuCxeOWu
我:「你唔覺得佢好慘咩?」280Please respect copyright.PENANAswJcgrUIWz
十足十額頭掛住紅蘿蔔圍住石磨轉嘅驢仔。280Please respect copyright.PENANAIJ3hxYlUt7
Q:「我都唔想㗎,邊有男仔會對個樣都無嘅女網友咁痴情,平時啲仔幾日呃唔到相就走人㗎啦。」280Please respect copyright.PENANAXFaT3I45hw
我:「咁即係話佢同嗰啲不知所謂嘅男仔唔同囉。」雖然我以前就係呃到二號EX相即狗衝…280Please respect copyright.PENANAVu87IukGJJ
Q:「無計喎,我無可能俾佢知道身份,一係你插盲佢隻眼囉,咁我同佢拍下拖又有乜所謂,幫佢J埋都重得呀。」280Please respect copyright.PENANAyNAK6hvrXz
我:「嘩…乜妳係咁諗㗎?!」280Please respect copyright.PENANAwehqpWVicr
Q:「咁既然唔會知道係我,呢啲好閒啫,純粹手板功夫嚟,當然,起碼要收返十個八個skin啦。」280Please respect copyright.PENANAT9cel9CvLI
我:「唔理你哋呀…唔好玩到佢自尋短見就得。」280Please respect copyright.PENANAhXSZv9Z0AX
Q:「你話吖,如果啲skin可以轉售幾咁好呢。」280Please respect copyright.PENANALgIGMKcbki
的而且確,我係好鍾意Queenie,但有啲時候,我又會覺得佢好恐怖好得人驚,如果唔係同佢一齊住,瞭解到咁多嘢,我先唔敢對佢傾心。280Please respect copyright.PENANAhmuRrX9Hk3
Q:「我靚唔靚女呀?」佢指住自己幅相。280Please respect copyright.PENANABzrH0zgjwW
我:「我影梗係靚啦…但…妳做乜整到幅相啲色好似上世紀七八十年代咁。」我趁未復活就應下佢。280Please respect copyright.PENANAy668uQlXCY
Q:「嗯,唔好咩?咁我換過個effect先。」280Please respect copyright.PENANATkgsiL1HbO
我:「係幾襯間豆花鋪嘅,不過,整到妳變到好似我媽咪個媽咪啲style咁。」280Please respect copyright.PENANADFEg4BcIUO
Q:「喂,你唔好亂講嘢呀,你婆婆重喺度㗎,過幾日唔係要去食飯咩?」280Please respect copyright.PENANAcMVVVvZGCR
我:「係呀,去呀,都成兩個幾月無見過婆婆喇…」280Please respect copyright.PENANAWDgjy4gg1m
Q:「乖孫嘞,哈哈…我好kai呀。」280Please respect copyright.PENANAllMEVbJSqW
佢講緊同風車一齊轉嗰段片。280Please respect copyright.PENANAzepbQco8zy
我:「都唔明呢啲低B片點吸引到過百like。」280Please respect copyright.PENANA07U5krituP
Q:「乜低B呀!嗱,我較下速度,再zoom in zoom out,睇下,係咪好吸睛呢?」280Please respect copyright.PENANANL2mlbnhXb
頂,我差啲理解咗做好吸精,雖然啲仔確實會J。280Please respect copyright.PENANAEA9IeiGlfU
我:「對唔住,我諗返起今朝現場睇住妳,只會好想笑,哈哈…試咗十幾次先可以同一個速度。」280Please respect copyright.PENANAiA3rFCpNB8
Q:「咪笑我呀!衰人嚟㗎!」280Please respect copyright.PENANATgNY4b86At
我:「喂!唔好,搶緊龍呀…」280Please respect copyright.PENANA19iZdmQKUL
其實同佢一齊住,有時又真係好鬼死溫馨嘅,就好似今晚咁…其實啲乜嘢埕埕塔塔關係名份唔係咁重要嘅啫,可以融洽咁相處,已經夠晒開心。280Please respect copyright.PENANAmTcXccYhEI