Q:「係咪想死呀!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAcWys5BVVmn
我:「嘩…嘩呀!咪搣!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAixNyZeTnIl
唔好諗多,佢係搣返我個肚啫,唔好諗住佢下下都要扯爛啲蛋嘅皮同麪包嘅皮先得㗎。264Please respect copyright.PENANAt55QrPTF2U
Q:「繼續打機啦,我都要忙喇。」264Please respect copyright.PENANA4VnBKYIAcA
我:「妳快啲搞掂妳隻兵啦,佢越嚟越煩喇。」264Please respect copyright.PENANA4oiyiUxhAe
Q:「乜兵呀?我都無收兵嘅。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAq7VzkMlTmA
我:「呢隻呀!」我㧻一㧻電話mon指住佢頭像。264Please respect copyright.PENANA7s8fSM4Slb
Q:「唔知呀,唔想理呀,由得佢啦。」264Please respect copyright.PENANA2ajfw5REdm
我:「人哋話想見妳呀,妳話點搞吖。」264Please respect copyright.PENANADS7txzqPR6
Q:「可以點搞,都無得搞,你喺出面重有無識其他女仔friend吖?可以代我去見佢。」264Please respect copyright.PENANA9JVZE9sDPD
我:「咪玩啦,無呀,妳當我agent咩,何來咁多女仔,細蚊同Carmen佢又見過。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAkxrB0MebHW
Q:「由佢囉,我永遠唔出佢都無辦法。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAGpIHeyfr4m
我:「你唔覺得佢好慘咩?」264Please respect copyright.PENANAwpBu8jPKy2
十足十額頭掛住紅蘿蔔圍住石磨轉嘅驢仔。264Please respect copyright.PENANAdSfv0aPweH
Q:「我都唔想㗎,邊有男仔會對個樣都無嘅女網友咁痴情,平時啲仔幾日呃唔到相就走人㗎啦。」264Please respect copyright.PENANATJ7u3TOc7c
我:「咁即係話佢同嗰啲不知所謂嘅男仔唔同囉。」雖然我以前就係呃到二號EX相即狗衝…264Please respect copyright.PENANABTbTb1zB37
Q:「無計喎,我無可能俾佢知道身份,一係你插盲佢隻眼囉,咁我同佢拍下拖又有乜所謂,幫佢J埋都重得呀。」264Please respect copyright.PENANACH5Ok3XHSM
我:「嘩…乜妳係咁諗㗎?!」264Please respect copyright.PENANA6H3RpLrDm2
Q:「咁既然唔會知道係我,呢啲好閒啫,純粹手板功夫嚟,當然,起碼要收返十個八個skin啦。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAedGR24odIq
我:「唔理你哋呀…唔好玩到佢自尋短見就得。」264Please respect copyright.PENANABUAoN4TK42
Q:「你話吖,如果啲skin可以轉售幾咁好呢。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAQZLMYoDfQn
的而且確,我係好鍾意Queenie,但有啲時候,我又會覺得佢好恐怖好得人驚,如果唔係同佢一齊住,瞭解到咁多嘢,我先唔敢對佢傾心。264Please respect copyright.PENANA9aKDbChIc4
Q:「我靚唔靚女呀?」佢指住自己幅相。264Please respect copyright.PENANAjHoPJI8nMC
我:「我影梗係靚啦…但…妳做乜整到幅相啲色好似上世紀七八十年代咁。」我趁未復活就應下佢。264Please respect copyright.PENANA8J9Fbg6yI9
Q:「嗯,唔好咩?咁我換過個effect先。」264Please respect copyright.PENANA2Wvob1Fjz9
我:「係幾襯間豆花鋪嘅,不過,整到妳變到好似我媽咪個媽咪啲style咁。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAnFRmjrqriH
Q:「喂,你唔好亂講嘢呀,你婆婆重喺度㗎,過幾日唔係要去食飯咩?」264Please respect copyright.PENANAFz9eGr4bTB
我:「係呀,去呀,都成兩個幾月無見過婆婆喇…」264Please respect copyright.PENANAjxHvNlbGJ8
Q:「乖孫嘞,哈哈…我好kai呀。」264Please respect copyright.PENANArs29t7kuWw
佢講緊同風車一齊轉嗰段片。264Please respect copyright.PENANAS0JWr6DgGK
我:「都唔明呢啲低B片點吸引到過百like。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAeLHwCcqbCw
Q:「乜低B呀!嗱,我較下速度,再zoom in zoom out,睇下,係咪好吸睛呢?」264Please respect copyright.PENANAcYtcxOY6Ur
頂,我差啲理解咗做好吸精,雖然啲仔確實會J。264Please respect copyright.PENANAStz9Q3XxXs
我:「對唔住,我諗返起今朝現場睇住妳,只會好想笑,哈哈…試咗十幾次先可以同一個速度。」264Please respect copyright.PENANAcIJd93nyrB
Q:「咪笑我呀!衰人嚟㗎!」264Please respect copyright.PENANAXGjJTaQReW
我:「喂!唔好,搶緊龍呀…」264Please respect copyright.PENANACPU3rElUWN
其實同佢一齊住,有時又真係好鬼死溫馨嘅,就好似今晚咁…其實啲乜嘢埕埕塔塔關係名份唔係咁重要嘅啫,可以融洽咁相處,已經夠晒開心。264Please respect copyright.PENANAzS9kjuqPfe