食飽飽返到屋企，我覺得呢個平安夜都過得幾開心，有LEGO砌，重有個靚女陪我行夜街等我可以曬下命，雖然只係屋企樓下啫；但，最重要嘅係我唔使諗要去邊玩，唔使計下餐飯合唔合佢心意，唔使煩買乜禮物，亦唔使諗點開口邀請佢嚟我屋企做某啲事情…287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifEvkG6Ksz
女朋友嚟㗎嘛！平安夜，又無土地問題，唔通唔開口呀？你對唔對得住自己呀！應該係咁…除非…287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARZi2UH8um
諗返起我上年平安夜都送咗個silent night嘅音樂盒畀細蚊，同佢去大家樂食咋咋淋鐵板餐再加至cool冰冰，係就係好平民，都成百五蚊㗎。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxoarIWl61
而家我一蚊都唔使就有個女神級喺隔籬撓到我實一實，全部屋邨妹見到我哋都要讓路呀。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDqPTlMSgY
其實，我係咪都應該要送啲嘢畀佢呢？287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMSKypGQjd
我：「呀，妳哋今晚去邊食呀？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2OKiyUNZW
問下都好嘅，可以調查下係乜價位，而QQ又點反應，啱唔啱口味…始終我第時都有機會同佢喺出面食飯。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYQuHSFx7K
Q：「拉麪囉，咪幾好，一大碗實食得飽。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbT99e2AvEK
我：「今次無食窮人喇？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZv0JfLuJ6C
Q：「唔會掛，都係每人一百蚊到。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLs31PbdxRY
即係話around呢個價位佢都會接受，咁我待細蚊都算不薄喇喎。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMiXSDm7HI
我：「不過送完份禮物都窮咗。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Uz59DWbIB
Q：「我唔知佢呀，佢識自己分配㗎啦，我理得佢下個月Lunch要捱麪包吖…但，如果你有問題唔好死頂呀，要同我講知唔知？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuRLOHFKdp
我：「放心啦，我唔會餓死妳。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBxXYCvyHQ
返到屋企Queenie就堂而皇之咁喺個廳除衫執衫準備入去沖涼，我已經睇佢底衫褲look睇到慣晒，繼續幫個LEGO盒影相。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuibMbAclou
Q：「其實…如果我係屋邨妹你係咪就會抽我水？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rptGIoHCf
我：「咁就當然啦，正所謂入屋揸波是常識，揭開裙底硬道理，咪就係咁啫嘛。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4hL2AvxqG
Q：「都唔知你哋啲文化係咪真係咁黐線。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wQxhWYKyb
我：「好多妹…都好玩得㗎，又唔係叫你做得好過份，最多咪鬧你幾句，同埋，我諗會上得你屋企都叫friend㗎啦，玩下又唔使死，我諗佢哋都係咁諗。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHGayoqLkT
Q：「但你對我又咁忍得嘅？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtnwi9EJdA
我：「女神只可遠觀吖嘛…況且…唔使揭都有底底睇啦…而家。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2PjxCltZZ
Q：「哦。」然後佢去沖涼。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaqH8ABcLz
如果妳單身，我可能真係會忍唔住；但忍唔住又點吖，我哋一個天一個地根本無可能。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1APBV9KQ3
影完相我就打開Carousell作文up相，希望幫我架LEGO車搵到個好主人，同埋賣到靚價錢。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNO16Jeuc7
『LEGO TECHNIC系列42096保時捷Porsche 911 RSR已砌，平安夜開盒剛砌好，有洗手砌，未display過無封塵，貼紙完好未貼，保證齊件，可先代拆散，全套連盒放售，九成二新，約七折放售八百元…』287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1TleswtzD
Q：「諗清楚未呀，咁捨得？」佢沖完涼出嚟。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoAfzr5Oas
我：「算啦，都無位擺。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZSU7A1nr0
Q：「竟然又無錯字喎。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dATbvm9Vl
我：「對過㗎，有錯字人哋會覺得係小朋友唔敢同你交收。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxo545rtMt
Q：「你對我真係好。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbuNkS7h8j
Queenie烏低身惜咗我塊面一啖，佢個衫領重要幾闊…點解…妳明明有男朋友重…287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGneYdEciqU
然後我望住部電話發呆。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCT0elS5a5
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