我：「吓…有乜嘢會女仔覺得得意…」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQwhvCVYB2
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我：「我覺得好無聊囉。」中文叻嘅女神品味確係與眾不同，實在令我拜服。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzr4gHEGJy
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喺佢嘅淫威之下，我只好班門弄斧…485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4d6GxTAtKH
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Q：「唔係吖，我好開心喎，話時話，有無䚎我先？」佢對住我露出蠱惑嘅笑容，重淫淫哋…485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWKnPfyWXY
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我：「係呀，超級黃色㗎，有無興趣先？」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSvkMQ2wHT
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佢講完就擔咗張凳坐咗喺我隔籬。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSQudAXFYa
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Q：「有乜好介意，你唔係以為我未睇過呀？」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1UUM2LZwX
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原來佢比起我想像中更瞭解呢個世界嘅運作…485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjQe2rHn8Z
我：「放心啦，一定無妳所諗嘅嘢。」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MWyaXpmy7
Q：「咁快啲播啦，我等得好心急喇。」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqORFqppzDV
呢個右女神確實係神神化化，佢想睇我反應？485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe49i79wF5q
於是我打開咗個download folder，click咗一個file，隨即有幾隻超黃嘅角色出現咗喺螢幕。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuhHkyeCEq
空氣凝結冷靜咗大概三點一四秒，亦即廿二除七秒咁上下，QQ就轆大隻眼露出歡笑嘅表情。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Ania8yeRX
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我：「Kevin！」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukY5SA82fI
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Q：「Minions！」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GQliXt9RM
我：「Queenie鍾唔鍾意呀？」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FkoUyXn2f
Q：「鍾意！好鍾意呀！」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGynABaGmQ
我：「咁妳睇過未㗎？」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCt95xPAJN
Q：「睇過一二集，呢個外傳未睇。」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3A1S6Fxpy
我：「咁就好，我去斟杯zero畀妳。」485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmS6nNTo1R
唔止zero，重有包日清胡池屋嘅譚仔麻辣豬耳味薯片，我打開放咗喺個keyboard tray上面。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPi4UFZVVf
我一坐低，Queenie就用左手拖住我隻右手，自己右手就攞薯片食，重喂埋落我個口度。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbw31OpFDX
就係咁，我同佢手拖手度過咗愉快嘅九十分鐘，一齊傻笑，一齊大嗌，一齊㞗叫學Minions講嘢；其實我哋都重係細路仔嚟咋嘛，好應該繼續充滿童真每日開開心心生活。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSz6nKb1gQ
睇咁多AV做乜吖，成大個女神喺隔籬，不如諗下點樣令佢開心啲好過啦。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzMGfQOB4Y
雖然無大銀幕，無環迴立體聲，無爆谷，無大班凳；但我有妳，Queenie，有妳真好。485Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2JI3xQ1z6
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